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Someone said 5 years. Yeh, 5 years that's all.

Put on a box and see the pretty colours.

Please send your army of Kyles to the Celestial Empire. It would be perfectly American.

I wanna join the...
Tongue wagging lunatics

Hanging out with the...
Bottom waving non-believers

We'll all be...
Whipping the dripping
Till the pus comes out

@Pervy Poof PeteYou dern't no dirt cuz you 'n yer kind sit high up in yer sky boxes push'n papers with yer peckers. Bunch o' pajama boys 'n underoos goons.

@The Honourable Julie GillardActually Julia it sounds more like something our current PM did.

Fuck that. I want the End of Daze!

@RicardovitzOh! What a filthy fellow ;)

Looks like your a hillbilly always ready for 'action' with your friendly hillbilly mates. You naughty boy! :)

Dern't ware no underware.  Jest my britches 'n, stout shirt, 'n work boots. What part 'o East New York City where you come sport'n fancy "underware"?

@RicardovitzRemembered what it was yet Ricky? Maybe that fleeting thought as you cum into your Sister again...

@RicardovitzYou're a Christian fella Ricky. So do tell. How do you wear that metal underwear; around the hips or around your teeny pecker?

That bastard sent her a batch of poisoned dim sims! Damn those fiendish Chinese...

Xi Jinping is evil Satan incarnate!!!  THAT SLANT-EYE MUST BE DESTROYED. 

Xi Jinping done poisoned her!  Y'all Brits gonna take this ly'n down?

Just another quick question. Does Opus Dei Dom wear that pictured wire around the waist or around the pecker?

Horny minds would like to know :)

Looks like Queen Liz won't be around for much longer. Expect Big Ears to be side-stepped and the more pliable William plonked on the throne.

@LordyLordyLordyfeld

Let's see where we are at in 6 months after Opus Dei Dom has forced open Australia. Don't think this pandemic is over by a long shot.

And what a fucking nightmare that the cracked followers of the bearded bastard from Bethlehem are gaining power!

@Old Lonely LeoRhymes? We got 'em by the dozen.

Dictator Dan or DICKtator Dan?

get it my horny lovlies ;)

20 years later and I'm still waiting for the Corn to Drop

My mighty Lord wipes his Arse with Jeebus and all his supporters. Picks his teeth with the Cathedrals and Minarets of all your Houses of Worship...

Oh Lord Cthulhu kick the arse of the prostrate Mohammedan and praying Christian. Strip the Jew of his flesh and spank the Buddhist with your fist of fury. Hold the atheist by his toes and deep him in your anal secretions...


Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

I don't know about that PM ScoMo but Premier Dom is a man of Good and true Faith. An upstanding Catholic, ready to fight for the Glorious Church of Rome and all her Saints!

Mother Mary is certainly looking down and blessing his people of NSW. Unlike that heathen hell hole south of the Murray!

Jest fancy names fer gettin sick as a dawg.  We git ticks 'round here that'll git ya way sicker 'n a rabid dawg.  Give ya lyme disease, er even the pecker-drops.

Xi Jinping, ya fat faggot coward, git on down here ta my farm 'n I'm gonna teach ya how ta git yer workers work'n like they tain't never wroked never before. I git thar secret recipie, Xi ya slant-eyed commie squish.  Yessiree, you is gonna pay fer yer lesson, but you is gonna learn ta love it.  Cuz, you commie bastards is doin it all wrong.  Sprinkle a little of 'ol Ricky's secret sauce on thar food, 'n they'll work dill their li'll rice-peckers fall off!!!

@Rather Angry Aussie VoterIt's first words?
"Where's the bog mate. I'm dying!"

Seems no dunnies down in Hell

The only jerky you had you dumbarse sista-fucker, was jerking your little pecker with tweezers!

Tain't no n*g*e*s up in these lands fornicat'n on a man's anus-hole. They seems ta dissapear into thar night's breeze 'fore gitt'n past Karen's Kracker Kitchen down 'ole 441. I seem ta 'member hav'n some damn fine jerky last time I visited Karen's. Karen says it's her "secret recipie".

I suppose you too dumb to remember Ricky but there was COVID back then. It was called SARS

Thems folks all git the Covid 'n died, dummy!  Gotta learn you someth'n with a switch 'n a Bowie Knife, boy!!!

Oh, that is quite a nifty tune Ted!

Yes. what ever happened to the Anthrax investiagtion...

Dumb ass Aussie will buy anything from their American overlords, even if they never get to see the end product

Dern't fret, you is on his list ta git gunned down fer yer Homosexual perversion. He's gonna turn ya into a pillar of AIDS dust. Yessiree!!!

@RicardovitzOhhh! He is such a Manly boy! I'd love Jesus to be pounding me cum judgement day :) Get my drift Ricky?

Ya dern't know a Joo from a shoe. Jesus Christ was a Jew - thar last Jew on earth, till he git killed. Them that foller Jesus is God's Chosen.  But, mostg folks dern't know the real Jesus.  Thar Warrior Jesus.  He's a comm'n back ta blast all you heathens back ta Hell ware y'all come from....

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Yessiree, Boys 'n Girls.  He's a commin, guns a blaze'n!!!

@RicardovitzThere you go again with your anti-Fannyism.
Mr Riocardovitz you surely must not be of Jewish extraction if you have such a problem with God's gift to this barren Earth. One of those pasty white fellas in the Georgia woods I would imagine

Flam - must be somethin awful hav'n a ugly sissy with a tarred 'n tanned fanny.  Feel sorry fer ya, boy!!!

Yer gonna die.  Git over it.  Go buy some folks ta pick yer cotton 'n greens, 'n sip ice-cool mint juleps on yer front porch!

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NSW virus numbers have dropped dramaticaly in the past month and a half so we can expect the same to happen in Victoira... in about a month ana half! And then? Then, as people head out and about to get on the beers and party like it's 1999... the numbers will blow out again. And when the next variant arrives? Enjoy your btreather, folks, this show ain't over yet!

@RicardovitzTurns out it was mental illness. Something you undoubtedly suffer as well, you sista-fucking fool Ricky.

I git up 'n read the news this morn.  Right thar, in big print says "NORWAY MUSLIM WENT A KILL'N FOLKS WITH ASSAULT BOW AND ARROW".  If them dumb Reindeer-Fornicators had GUNS, then all's anyone had to do was pump some lead inta that Muslim feller.  He'd be suck'n Muhammed's cock in Muslim Hell by now. Yessiree, he would!!!

@RicardovitzWhat on earth is wrong with a fanny-wacker? You would have to be a real uptight Joe UnCool not to like the fanny-wackers. Who amongst us hasn't had the good fortune of their fine company? You must be the produce of very bad inbreeding not to appreciate the sights and sounds of a good fanny-whacking Mr Ricardovitz.

I'm a gonna pray fer y'all.  FORNICATE THAR DEVIL! In thar name 'o every punk, queer, faggot, darkie, joo, tranny, mcnanny, fanny-wacker, 'n bovine fornicator EVIL MUST LEAVE THIS PLACE, er be banished to the nearest My Li'll Pony web blog.  Amen.  Yessiree!!!

No worries now my good son Max. The good leader of NSW has released you all from your COVID bonds.

Praise the Lord and all his Saints!

Well praise the Lord and all the Saints! It seems finally we have a good Catholic Man in charge of Australia again. Or at least Sydney, the rest of this godforsaken country doesn't really matter. And it seems our boy Dominic is also a Opus Dei man. It is really marvellous.

Hopefully he will start pumping some of that cash into our good Catholic schools again. They have been starved by those Pentacostal demons!

Gladys. Another weak as piss Aussie pollie. Going gets tough and she fucks off.

I'd suppose you Yanks would have a few missiles spare. Send them here Ricky we can look after them. If we ever grow our own balls we can lob them back at your shithole land of the free.

Er ya could jest beg 'Merica fer some Nukes 'n go ta town on them chink-rat-bastards.  Reminds me of a li'll ditty my Paps 'd sing me:

Chinky Dinky Daffy
Jappy Wacky Taxi
Jewy Chewy Fooey
Franny go git yer Nanny
Janny done been naughty
Jack'n Janny's all snotty
Bend 'er over 'n spank her fanny!
Spank, spank spank - spank her fanny
spank, spank spank - spank her fanny
Franny, Janny 'n Nanny - fannies gotta git spanked.

@Lemuel GulliverIt's tough being the lonely white guys out in the middle of nowhere! You'd be scared too if you were us; the yellow peril is always threatening to invade. I know cause my Grandpa told me.
So sometimes you got to sell a little bit of your arse to protect your arse.