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How easily duped Australians are! Once hiding behind Britain's skirts, now sucking on US dick
FlimFlamMan 4 years ago COVID19 COMES TO TOWN
@RicardovitzFinally we get a selfie of the sista-fucking Hillbilly! You're as ugly as I've always reckoned Ricky.
Ricardovitz 4 years ago COVID19 COMES TO TOWN
Crovid gonna kill ya 'fore thar weather git ya.  Dern't rightly know what y'all Communists give a dern for.  Cuz, all that meth yhou is smooki'n 'll rot yer teeth 'n yer cerebal maatter liquf jest gonna melt yer brains like butter on hot flapjacks
Loony Les 4 years ago COVID19 COMES TO TOWN
Boyo, this COVID stuff really gets the Mob stirred. Wonder what'll happen once the Climate Change really hits? It's gunna be a madhouse.
@Karma CamelotWhat ever happened to young Jacob?
@Olaf Svenson Svenson Just like that fucking F-35 plane. Yanks say jump, and the Aussies say how high and please take our money
@RicardovitzXi has already got you Yanks running in circles. You gunna be slopping his noodles for the rest of your life Hillbilly!
By the time Aussies get delivery of these nukey subs the fucking things will be obsolete. All par for the course with those suckers Down Under! 
Aussies is gonna shove thar [color=#C10300]STARS[/color] 'N [color=#00369B]BARS[/color] up Xi Jinping's slant-eyed ass.
Well well. It seems that PM Morrison has been listening to my [url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/world-news~/world-news/3318-is-the-hidden-hand-of-beijing-causing-chaos-in-the-west]calls[/url]. This really is a wise decision, and it brings to mind the 3 great leaders who stood up to tyranny and terror back 20 years ago. I am sure PM's Blair and Howard and President Bush II are proud of their counterparts today. And you can bet the Red Dictator Xi will be sleeping a little uneasily tonight.

God bless.
Ricardovitz 5 years ago AUSSIE COVID19 FLOODGATES SET TO OPEN
I git a place fer ya 'n all yer Meth-Mouths.  Y'all make right good fertilizer fer my Korn fields. Well, that's what them young'n tell me.  Damn Korn sure be as sweet as sassafrases pie.
Matthias, City Stadium 5 years ago AUSSIE COVID19 FLOODGATES SET TO OPEN
We welcome all brothers into our Family. Sisters too.
But as for you Hillbilly types... you can fuck right off.
Ricardovitz 5 years ago AUSSIE COVID19 FLOODGATES SET TO OPEN
Wheel?  No, we git n*g*e*s ta do all the pick'n 'n plant'n 'round here. I round up some white dopers ta do the clean'n, 'n fix'n thangs. We know how ta run thangs 'round here.  Come on down, I'll shows ya first hand!!!
Clear Eyed Realist, Virgina 5 years ago RUDD'S AUSTRALIA: ARMY ALLOWS QUEERS TO MARCH IN GAY MARDI GRAS
I blame the Feminist lobby for losing Afghanistan.
Matthias, City Stadium 5 years ago AUSSIE COVID19 FLOODGATES SET TO OPEN
@RicardovitzDo you like the Wheel Ricardo? Are you a follower of the machine?

If so, get down on your knees and pray for our forgiveness. Our retribution will be swift and merciless otherwise.
Ricardovitz 5 years ago AUSSIE COVID19 FLOODGATES SET TO OPEN
AMEN, brother Matthias - a brother in arms, indeed.  Raise them Stars 'n Bars! Purify thar Unclean with cleansi'n fire 'n white lightnin'!!!
Matthias, City Stadium 5 years ago AUSSIE COVID19 FLOODGATES SET TO OPEN
Open up them floodgates... Let it all wash away the sick, the depraved. The unclean.
Until our world is pure again. A White pureness. Sanitised and protected against the non-clean people. 
Join us. We will purify with fire and cleanse with water.
Join us.
Oliver Wendell Hubris 5 years ago DELTA DAWN RISING DOWNUNDER
You know what we call Gladys over here in Australia? We call her Typhoid Gladys
Ricardovitz 5 years ago PLAYING THE GREAT GAME
Hey Boy, Dern't y'all Aussies know thar United States 'o Yankeeland owns Pine Gap in Alice Springs?  Yep - them Yankee spies is watch'n fer yer socialists ta screw the pooch, 'n then they is gonna turn Pine Gap into Pine Gape - expand it by 1000x fold.  Yessiree, thar bars 'n stars is gonna fly over Australia one way er 'nother.
Fearful in Frankston 5 years ago DELTA DAWN RISING DOWNUNDER
Ahhh Corona. Could you but be a faded rose from days gone by? A reminder that man and all his bric-a-brac are nothing but dust in the eyes of our almighty King Cthulhu!

May he squish the heathen blood between his toes, and lacerate the unbelieving with his claws of silver and gold. Deliver the Christian, Jew, and Mohammed, to the jaws of the languid lizards beneth the Arctic seas and baste them in the phlegm of your anus!

RedTed, Dandenong 5 years ago PLAYING THE GREAT GAME
Gotta wonder about those Aussie "Anarchists". They love to give the old reach-around to ASPI and other Yankee funded "Think Tanks".
LordyLordyLordy 5 years ago GOLD STANDARD AUSSIE CLUSTERFUCK
@Hyman RothYep. That's how Kiwi did so well too. But once the My Sharona is in, it's in.
Hyman Roth 5 years ago GOLD STANDARD AUSSIE CLUSTERFUCK
Australia is essentailly one great big island and was ideally placed to keep out the pandemic. They fucked it up. 
Ricardovitz 5 years ago GOLD STANDARD AUSSIE CLUSTERFUCK
Is you drowned yet?  I reckon y'all been perdictatin thar great flood from melt'in ice.  But, Austrailia is jest one big 'ol desert mostly.  Dern't y'all think some more fresh water jest may could help y'all grow corn, wheat, soybeans 'n whatnot?

Anywhoo, I tain't nowares near no fish-shitt'n ocean.  Up here on a flat spot o' soil 'top a mountain overlook'n a lighted Cross over yonder. None of that thar fish-outhouse water is gonna git to me.  Nosirree!!!
LordyLordyLordy 5 years ago GOLD STANDARD AUSSIE CLUSTERFUCK
Add in the shit storm that climate change is gunna wreak on our lives, and we are doomed for a miserable 21st century.
Natural Selector 5 years ago COVID19 Down Under: Get Vaxed!
@LordyLordyLordyIt's not the vaccine that is going to make everyone infertile and reduce the population. It is the fucking virus. Surrounded by lunatics out here ready to get fucked up by a virus - on principle!
FlimFlamMan 5 years ago #ASKBOXHEAD The Dating Game
@Clive PalmerHow about Alma, Clive?
Ricardovitz 5 years ago COVID19 Down Under: Get Vaxed!
Dern't git no Covid 'round here.  Fresh air, hard work, folks is do'in right fine.  Git on down ta my farm 'n I'll show y'all a good time!!!
LordyLordyLordy 5 years ago COVID19 Down Under: Get Vaxed!
Good news on the COVID front; the new Lambda variant can [url=https://www.news-medical.net/news/20210820/SARS-CoV-2-lambda-variant-escapes-immune-response-via-spike-mutations.aspx]evade most vaccine induced and natural immunity[/url]. Heading our way soon.

Sorry. Did I say good news?

We're fuct.
FlimFlamMan 5 years ago PLAYING THE GREAT GAME
Owned? You yankees have been owned. By a bunch of bearded fanatics from the 10th century.
Ricardovitz 5 years ago PLAYING THE GREAT GAME
We done owned Afghanistan till we dern't want it no more.  Plundered whatever it git that worth a dern.  Now, we's giv'n that batch 'o sand back to y'all sand-coons. Have at it, sand chiggers.
Abdul, Kandahar 5 years ago PLAYING THE GREAT GAME
You're joking right. You Yanks got your fat shitty asses handed to you on a platter by some bearded defenders of the faith. Best you stay at home and shoot each other you dumb fuck Hillbilly.
Ricardovitz 5 years ago PLAYING THE GREAT GAME
Lots 'n lots 'n lots 'n lots of dead Muslims littered 'bout in Afghanistan 'n Iraq 'n other nefarious places. That stench of rotting Muslim gizzards is thar smell of VICTORY!!!
FlimFlamMan 5 years ago PLAYING THE GREAT GAME
@RicardovitzOh you Yanks. The most pathetic country in the world. Look at those Taliban hillbillies. They run your Yankee arse right out of Kabul. You should be like Reagan, stick to invading small Caribbean islands as they are the only ones you have got any hope of beating.
Hardened, Horned, & Happy 5 years ago COVID19 Down Under: Get Vaxed!
Prefer the Xenox-Vax thank you.
Ricardovitz 5 years ago PLAYING THE GREAT GAME
NUKE EM!!! NUKE EM!!!  NUKE THEM ISLAMIC MUSLIM WHORES!!!  While we is at it, NUKE XI JINPING AND HIS COMMIE CHINA SHITHOLE COUNTRY TOO!!!
Herr Fucknuckle 5 years ago COVID-19 Criminal Negligence
Locked down and lonely. The story of my life nowadays. But I still remember the good old days... When I ruled this country with a [url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/local/2864-aussie-pm-herr-fuckednuckle-my-plans-for-australia]firm but fair hand[/url]. Which wasn't every day as sometimes my hands were engaged in other matters ;)

I tell you what, if I was in charge now things would be different! With [url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/life-a-style/money/2144-blank-33803495]no GST on Tissues[/url] and [url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/local/2844-nude-dsl]free high speed internet[/url], I would ensure that Aussies would have plenty to keep themselves entertained during this pandemic time. With [url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/local/3176-a-75-point-plan-for-australia-theirs-vs-mine]my policies[/url] in place things would be different, I assure you.

But look at who we got now. A God-bothering fuckwit and his band of limp-dick losers. And as for the 'opposition'... What a joke!

It's enough to make a man think about [url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/local/rudd-watch/3113-fucknuckle-remains-coy-on-return-to-politics]going into politics[/url] again...
Patriot's buddy Jim 5 years ago PLAYING THE GREAT GAME
Now the Taliban are back in charge can we all be anti-Islamofascism again? Been so confusing lately, what with the East Turkimen liberators and Syrian Defence League getting our support and funds.


Asking for a friend ;)
Ludwig Von Bacon 5 years ago COVID-19 Criminal Negligence
What do you expect? Your prime minister is a member of a death cult. He thinks you are all going to Hell anyway so why should he care?
Ricardovitz 5 years ago PLAYING THE GREAT GAME
They gonna nuke them swarthy li'll monkeys ta Eternal Damnmation!!!  Gonna be glorious.   Biden - he tain't gonna stop it neither.  Muzzy heads is gonna explode. 
Wizened Foreign Policy Hack 5 years ago PLAYING THE GREAT GAME
Some dodgy shit going on in Afghanistan. First they gunna leave and then the Military-Liberal-NGO complex starts bleating and howling about the Taliban (while always quiet when the Yanks are killing the civilians) and bingo the Yanks are back more than ever. They ain't ever gunna leave, and with it being so close to the Chinks it will let them send the ETIM over the border to stir up shit there.
Comrade Ken, Caracas 5 years ago PLAYING THE GREAT GAME
What will these yank pricks be up to as the Rona and Climate Change comes to a head in the next few years? Certainly blocking any real action against either..
LordyLordyLordy 5 years ago PLAYING THE GREAT GAME
Time to de-elect that fuckwit ScoMo.

De-elect with extreme prejudice.
Sisyphus in Sydney 5 years ago PLAYING THE GREAT GAME
It's invaluable insight like this that has me coming back to xenoxnews.com again and again. Keep it up - and I do mean UP - lads and lassies! 
Staring at the Abyss. And now 5 years ago PLAYING THE GREAT GAME
Had a friend who wAS  a Jew. Then he changed his mind because his Mum lied.

Closed his eyes and felt it come.

Smoothed his hands over his face. (No woman aloud)

Wont you come? Wont you come?

Naked liar he was. All the fucking time.

But I wouldn't call him a spy. More like a mistaken Droog, y'know following the trend.

Tom Titmouse 5 years ago PLAYING THE GREAT GAME
ScoMo. Just the right kind of fuckwit Australia would choose to be in charge now.
Lookey thar, jewboy - he git it right!!! Come on down ta my farm, 'n you can work yer enter-fornikat'n-penaur guts out fer me.
Ricardovitz 5 years ago 18 Months Later – Covid Australia
Amen, brother Clive!!!
Goldman Sach's Jewish Intern 5 years ago The brave new smell of technological excrement
"The hellfire juices of globalization, and the bursting pustules of prosperity."

Awww... You just Jealous. Jealous of the Go-Getters. The Hard-Workers. The Entrer-fucking-prenaurs.

Getting rich and living love high on the hog.

Suck on it ya Commie loser!

 

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