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VOTE RICARDOVITZ......VOTE RICARDOVITZ.....VOTE RICARDOVITZ.....VOTE RICARDOVITZ......VOTE RICARDOVITZ

I've oiled my chainsaw, sharpened the chain and topped up the 2-stroke. Election night, here I come!

That babe looks familiar. is it... wait, no! Sophie Mirabella!

The wicked witch of the North Shore! Send forth the flying monkeys!

Do Australians realise just how strong their economy is? Obviously not!

Oh Bronny. You can only turn my sausage to limp lettuce.Thank god that hottie Sophie Mirabella showed up on the scene ;)Oh la la! There is one babe I'd like to 'review the bills' with :)Yours in a funk of election day horniness,Hairy Ballotcarbunkle

Well that's all well and good dear Ricky, but come now, tell us. Did you fuck her?Or is your batshit ugly sister the only sheila you've put your pecker in?

I reckon I done her a bad turn - she deserve ever bit of what she got 'n she knowed it too. But, that thar redhead git the same hair, same eyes, 'n same wicked alcohol-drenched grin. Lord knows I tried ta be good to her, yessiree I did. But, the booze 'd turn her ta a mean 'ol cuss. Took 'n ax to her x-husband's fancy car 'n lit it on fire. Swore she was gonna lite up my cabin - 'n she woulda if she weren't so pickled with rye ta ware she couln't git her way up my mountain. If'n you never met a gal sweet as pie till she git all lickered up on gin 'n rye ta ware she'd gut ya from asshole ta liver 'n rip yer innards right out with while lyin ta yer face 'bout how good you been to her, you ain't never met a mean-as-spit redhead.

We know you got the hots for Pauline Ricky ;)Why is that? She look like your sister?

That red-headed gal look jest like a evil drunk who swore she's a gonna burn down my cabin. Spittin image of her! Starin at me from her grave, she is.

Tell myself that I survived 10 years of Howard, but just cant stomach the idea of that fuckwit Abbott as PM.

If there is one thing the last 6 years of this Labor rabble has shown us it is this; democracy is a joke and we shouldn't let the riff raff vote.

If Tony promises me a blow up doll I'll fucking vote for him. You can count on it!

Yep, you can chalk that one down for Tony and the Libs. I reckon after this election the ALP will be nothing more than a shriveled up hump on the back bench.It's gunna be party time in Cranbourne this saturday.Digger,Cranbourne

ahhh... added some better portraits of our future PM. For fuck sake it will be like electing Alan Jones PM!

Keep hoping it is some sort of bad dream but unfortunately looks like Abbott is going to win it :(

Too much compromise lately; and all in one direction. The left side and labour have to make a stand and compromise no more. Time for those other fuckers to bend a little; and if they don't bend enough then into the chopper and off with their fucking heads!

what fucking obscenities ya cunt?

Compromise is not a bad word. It's how we get along. To be uncompromising is to be inflexible and dogmatic. We need to be adaptable. Specially when things are changing so fast. Political commentators who are not actiively taking action and particpating themselves are not that different from art critics in my humble opinion.

Thank you Mr Gross for a surprisingly erudite analysis without the usual obscenities and filth that mar this website

Max, yo is a wanker, but I git ta agree with you - this here Tony Abbot is a Commie Devil Whore who aught be tar 'n feathered.Now, I reckon thar ain't a whole heap of support for me, Ricardovitz, but that'll take a spell. So, I think what this here Max Gross is tryin ta tell you folks is DERN'T VOTE FER NO TONY ABBOT, here is some good 'ol boys that can git it done better:Robert Brown - Shooters & Fishers party - he's gonna git yer guns back to ya!Danny Nalliah - Danny's is God's own Chosen - He's fer Australians Rise'n up 'n stuff'n a big 'ol Jack-Boot up asses of Wogs, Lebos, Abos, 'n other nefarious whatnot try'n to take Australia from good folks.Jimmy Salem - now thar's a right nice feller - git a funny name like me, Ricardovitz, but he ain't git no mud in his tree....if y'all know what I mean.See boys ''n girls, it ain't all about me, Ricardovitz. 'N ever now 'n again me 'n Max we agree on stuff - like this here Tonny Abbot - he ain't no good 'n dern't know nothin ta boot. God Bless.

Our Tony is the man to get our great country back in business again. We have been stifled by red tape and overpaid workers for too long!

Just a moment. Do we not have the intrepid Aussie envoy Alexander Downer in nearby Cyprus? Surely he has the expertise, the humility and common touch to soothe the anguish of the Greeks? If all else fails, a personal Hellene appearance in fishnet stockings and high heels should rivet their attention to the extent that all thought of fucking each other over comes to a sudden stop?

May I submit my own humble attempt at a poem?I love a sunburnt cunt freeA band of weeping damesOf haggard mounted dangersOf louts and two-up gamesMy thanks for listening

Ooo-eee-aaaoooh! That's much better. Thank you Xenox News, for meeting the current affairs needs of the common man.

Wogs burnnin thar country 'n other Wogs cuz they done spent all thar money they thieved from them Aryan European nations - this here reminds me of what darkies do in Urban Amerika. Somethin 'bout poo-colored folks bein dumb as mudfish - fair dinkum!

What? Are these fuckwits going to start another war? How many Arabs do they have to liberate to death before they realise that these invasions are a bit counterproductive?

Thought you were going to say 2 more weeks before Australia announces full support to begin air strikes and then invasion of Syria. Oh well that too

2 more weeks. That's all we have to wait till sanity is restored to this country and we have PM Tony Abbott leading us out of the debt driven quagmire that has been the ALP government.Suffer in ya jocks latte sippers!Digger,Cranbourne

Some of the greatest advances in science came about in rather haphazard ways.

seems like your wikiparty perhaps the not best choice...

Even in death Osama is getting more pussy than you ever dreamed of you Georgian Hillbilly fuckwit!

I'll tell ya what's matie'n with Osoma Bin Laden - FISH 'N SEA-WORMS. Yep, they is knaw'n at his testicals 'n layin thar larve right thar on his nutsack. I bet that fro-headed Ayrab is lovin ever minutes of it!!! Ain't love grand.

So you are telling me that Osama Bin laden also mated with Alien women? Well that throws up all sorts of new challenges for the anti-terrorist forces. Imagine what sort of superhuman powers his children could have.It is really dreadfully frightful, and all the more reason why we should look up that poof Greenwald and any of his loudmouthed sidekicks.

Wow. I mean, just, Wow.Look at what old Osama was getting up to while he was hiding away from it all. Christ on a stick; a man could get mighty excited by living such a life with those fine women.In fact I think I am getting a little excited now.Hmmm...Maybe a bit too much. Awww Shit. Done it again.I'll be back once I get the kleenex.Yours with fingers stuck together,Herr Loveyourfuckle

ANDREW BOLT is just the mouthpiece of a larger evil. Its tentacles spread from the wizened loins of his boss Rupert to the halls of power in Washington DC and in to the palaces of the inbred royal families of Europe.No one is beyond their reach. No one can hide from their gaze. Soon the last titbits of resistance will be squashed and the gates of hell will open to welcome us all.

They day he is an idiot savant. I say send the cunt back to South Africa.

Can only hope that Murdoch get's a few years in the slammer like his ex-mate Conrad Black.

Oh come off it big boy. Everybody knows what 'making whoopee' is ;)You sly old dog, you!

I git a Train ditty fer ya:How many Hindus do it take ta stop a train???Dern't know yet; still tryin ta find the answer!

Sissey ain't no whore, boy. She dern't come 'round noways - she done took Pap's fer a perty penny, 'n we ain't speak'n. But, if''n she do come 'round here sniff'n up evil, I jest might git ta whoop'n her fer what she done. Whoop'n ain't fornicatin, dummy, whoop'n is what ya do to a woman who ain't no good fer nothin!

Isn't that how you fuck your sister Ricky? Just put a bag over her head cause she is as ugly as you?

Thar only spook I saw 'round here's the one up front nekid with a bag on its head.

Good to see that the Spooks have heeded my advice. We need to squeeze that prick Greenwald hard; and what better way then to get his toy boy.Won't be long before Glenn will be repenting his ways.

Not everyone is a real genius. In fact I think that I may be the only real genius that has ever existed. Part of my genius is that enjoy corn flour, clown oil and ALL of the other stuff in moderation. A regular though modest and moderate dose of anything I need when I chose and in indubitable quantities.

No corn flour or clown oil?Well they must have got something wrong there!

Ten geniuses and their drugs if choice. (Corn flour and clown oil not mentioned) http://www.salon.com/2013/08/16/10_famous_geniuses_who_used_drugs_and_were_better_off_for_it_partner/

Bye bye USA http://torrentfreak.com/dotcom-surveillance-and-copyright-extremism-will-cost-united-states-dearly-130809/

Ricardovitz. Bringing the notion of ugly into the world. The torch bearer of ugly. The sad sick attention seeker touting his ugliness wherever he appears, pure ugliness. Any remaining beauty or love is soiled as soon as he appears. If there was any hope or light, his ugly notions will blanket them in dismal darkness.