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Showy hates fags. God hates fags too. But, I dern't hate fags. Thar ain't no place fer fag 'n n*g*e* hattin in indentured servitude.

Jesus fucking Christ! Where those boat people coming from? I'll fucking rescue 'em - just throw me in the drink and I will just booble around them...Yours with one hand on the rope and thother on the joystick,Hairy Buttplugyauncle

Rubbish. Your average Aussie is not an idiot. They will see through this charlatan soon enough. Everyone knows Tony is the leader Australia needs now after 6 years of ALP ineptitude.Then all you labour loving losers will have to choke on your lattes!Digger,Cranbourne

Just make sure you bring your own sled Max, ok?

I have just inherited a few newspapers, would this Max Gross be interested in joining me? we have a good salary and relatively free editorial interference.

I'm sure Gina is delighted that Max is pushing her main media holding. There have been many men who have been nasty to poor Gina and Max is just evening up the gender equality score.

Ha! XenoxNews.com has more money and readers than that dodgy Fairfax site.

Can you guys take your flirting and what not to private messaging or maybe a gay dating site?

Max is working as a spruiker for the SMH now. You bastards obviously not paying him enough.

Did they rendition Max Gross? Where is his glorious wild-eyed commentary?

Democracy undermined again

It don't make no nevermind ware some slant-eyed island is. All them places over thar is riddled with slant-eyes. They is fussin 'bout nothin. Tain't but a lick of DNA difference 'tween any of 'em. All of 'em look like li'll tarded kids with thar smashed-in moon-pie faces.

Whatever ya wanna fritter 'bout. Come 'n join up with my brown bear farm - we git a place fer ya. Takin good-fer-nothin lazy folk 'n makin 'em churn out work is God's Blessing.

You know in reality Okinawa should be part of Taiwan. It is a lot closer to Taipei than Tokyo!And that being the case it therefore should belong to China.As for their beer, I haven't got a clue.

Oh Ricky you are a kinky one :) Are you gunna tie my nutsack with your tongue? You will make me a happy husband if you do, you sweet Georgia brown bear you :)

Cmm'on over here, Poofy, I'll cure ya of yer homosexual perversion. Tie off yer nutsack, like I do fer cattle. You won't give no nevermind 'bout all that homosexual craziness. After that, you jest do as yer told, git ta work movin rocks, tree stump'n, 'n whatnot. Hard work 'n a dead nutsack 'll make a crazy homosexual a happy work'n man.

Ricky i don't know about winning PM job; but with Kruddy legalizing our marriage you have won the right for my pecker to be in your ass as husband&husband. You can be the wife too if you like ;)

I want the man with his hand on the joystick PM again!Fucknuckle. Cummeth the hour, Cummeth the man.

Did I win? Lemme kknow when I can git ta work on fixin things.

Polls show ALP and Libs now neck and neck! Massive turn around. Malcolm's big break? Or should we not keep discussing leadership issues? Let's see who the fucking rabble is if ALP boost further...

Abbott referring to Gillard as "Julia" and in same sentence refers to Rudd as "Mr. Rudd."Rudd refers to "Deputy Prime Minister Anthony Albanese" and then emphasises "Deputy Prime Minister Albo" (just so that every one knows that he is an Aussie?)

And soon we will all be enjoying that Abbott odor... No matter who is running the clown ALP.

Abbott scratches his arse, takes big deep sniffs of his finger and then swells with pride at his ardour.As awful as it sounds you know it is true.

I am so happy Kevin is back... Now I can finally tie the knot with my secret lover Ricardovitz :)Ricky! Come back to Sydney now! We can finally get married you big Georgian bear :)

Kruddy has got my vote!Hang on... Do I actually get a vote on this?

The solution to this problem is simple.Bring back John.Howard that is.

And why not eat it? Has been proved to be scientifically good for you!What about that Abbott cunt? Does he pick and eat or scratch and flick?

One would suggest that Rudd is priming for leader again.The tell tale sign of orifice probing while in parliament are back:[img]http://images.theage.com.au/2013/06/26/4521205/spshortenrudd26-20130626132626898457-620x349.jpg
[/img]The question is did he eat it? Can anyone confirm that Rudd went the finger nibble today?

Ahhh... Ya gotta go with the Fucknuckle. He's a man after my own heart ;)

So many choices. They all look like good men- fair and reasonable. After many seconds of deliberation I reckon I will vote for the clown.

Thing is that it is not just the "Government" but all those arsehole companies like Microsoft Google Apple Facebook as well. For fucks sake the fucking head of FB security left a few years ago to join the NSA!

If our President had any balls he would have both Snowden and his pooftah mate terminated.With extreme prejudice.Lucky for them Obama is a s weak as piss.

Freedom of the press? Not in the USA.All reporters shit scared or off shorehttp://youtube.com/#/watch?v=5BcVKXHgwEc

Who done the job on Michael Hastings more importantly. This article seems to show probable cause http://www.freepress.org/departments/display/16/2013/5030

All 5 million of them? Leave them in the USA to self destruct!

Snowden is a traitor, a spy, 'n a good fer nothin commie. But, so is all them gooberment stooges he done worked fer. Box up ALL them gooberment stooges 'n send 'em ta Russia jest like Castro send us his wicked commie criminals. Feinstine included. Send all them Obamacommies ta Russia with love from.....................Ricardovitz

All just a storm in a teacup. will be forgotten by the end of next week. Best to get back to facebooking and twittering and stuff like that...No need to worry. The big boys are still in charge.

Ahhh poor Tony. At least he is now in heaven because all good Catholic boys are forgiven.Unlike you Protestant pricks like that sister fucking hillbilly Ricardovitz.

Is Tony dead? Who shall we vote for in September then!

You could bring back Lazarus and it won't make any difference. Our boy Tony will running the joint come Sept 15 and there is nothing you latte sippers can do about it.Digger,Cranbourne

Ok Mr Ricardostink i will give you some consideration. Just post up your campaign speech on the xenoxnews you tube channel so i can see what you have planned for our great nation.

Dern't know who ta vote for.....VOTE RICARDOVITZ - PRIME MINISTER OF AUSTRALIA. I'll do ya right!!!

Only one box you will need. The one they will bury you in.

There's an election coming? Who knew! I thought it was a lynching!

You are a sick puppy Mr R. Please admit yourself to the nearest cuckoo's nest

And a priest in every little boy!

You crazed heathens; all Australia will be better off once our boy Tony is PM. There will be a rosary in every palm and a Priest in every school.Like it or lump it.

Fuck it I think ill wait till WWIV

what about the dunny paper? surely that would be #1 you sister fucking numbnut!

One gun ain't gonna do ya. I'm gonna give you a list of some ditties if you plan on survivin:1. Guns - PTR-91; Barrett 92A1; M4; Glock 17; USAS-122. Ammo: 3,000 rounds a gun, cept fer the Barrett - jest git 1,000 rounds fer that one.3. Land: no less than 10 acres, with natural fortification 'n water source4. Sheets of stainless steel, copper, 'n copper tubin - if'n you dernn't know what it's fer, jest shoot yerself now.5. Lots a silver cuz dollars 'n Aussie bucks ain't gonna we worth nothin!6. 2 steel shippin containers, a good gas torch 'n a heap of steel wire.7. 3-point backhoe 'n a old tractor - how you gonna git them containers burried les you git one of these?8. camo tarps - how you gonna hide that big 'ol hole from them gooberment revenuers?9. Mexican slant-eyed's who dern't speak no English10. Lead batteries; solar cells; a computar, wire, dynamite - all handy thangs.I reckon you dummies can think the rest of it on yer own.