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XenoxNews.com exclusive tomorrow. What the luck is going on with KRudd and Israel?

Abbott looks as if he jacks off too much

Kev could get in all our good books if he lives up to his initial promise to take the GST off tissues. For sure he'd win the next election if he did!

Hey Rictard I ain't lowering, I'm rising baby, I'm rising!

fuckwitRicardovitz = nothing to see here

Y'all lower'n yerself to pornography. Sinful. Homosexuals ''n fornication 'll git you a one way ticket straight ta Hell. Now, I know you athiests is gonna laugh "ha ha, Christians dern't let no one have no fun - bunch 'o ninny nannies". Then I did a 'lil ponderin. Git ta ask myself - is this here pornography? Tain't nothin cept a nakid shaved ape. More like animal cruelty, I reckon. Sorta like like chimp penned up at Chewah. I recon thar ain't nothin wrong exhibitin nakid chimps, so long as y'all preverts dern't git no unsavory lust fer fornicatin on animals. Jest remember - God is always a watchin, 'n he loves ya like paps 'd love an ornery, lazy, good-fer-nothin child.

How much is that doggy in the window?

There's nothing like a royal willy

Now if she would just put on a pair of white bobby sox....

Men and their penis. A free market of the infantile.

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Oh wow. You mean to tell me there a real Aliens here on earth? With a couple of funbags like that each?Hot damn. Phewwww...Just let me loosen my collar a little. Hmm, right. Excuse me I will be back in a min....Yeh, That'll do it.Yours tissue in hand,Hairy Buttpluguncle

Hmmm... forget the Burka girl. I want the Raelians!

You are a nothing. Always will be.

I'm gonna be just like him, too. I'm gonna look like him.You ain't gonna never be like that.How do you know?What the fuck do you know? I might look like him.You ain't gonna be like that, man. He's a prince.That's right. Give it time, buddy boy. Give it time.Know what he's like? Royalty in exile. You know what I mean?

Royalty came no bigger than Alexander the Great. These leftover Hanover inbreds are the shriveled skin of a goats scrotum in comparison. Can you imagine the intellect of this child? With a balding ape for a father and dimwitted socialite for a mother? A disgrace to real Royalty everywhere.

I will sign the petition if I get one of them royal coin thingies from Campbell, ok?

Is Campbell Brown the single most stupid politician in Australia now? He makes Barnaby Joyce look like a genius. And it looks like he is going to set up a security state for the G20 [url]http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/south-brisbane-to-be-locked-down-for-g20-with-residents-to-be-issued-access-passes-to-their-homes/story-fnihsrf2-1226683969284[/url]Bjelke must be rolling in his grave!

You can put me down for that one. I am proud of our Aussie heritage and our dinki di Royal Family.Plus I know it will make the latte sippers choke on their coffees!Digger,Cranbourne

Of politics, Aristotle is said to have exclaimed this while blowing his load into Plato's arse:"Only when the plebs vote me king will the masses be happy."Perhaps this is Kev's plan now? A new motto for the Aussie masses; battered and cowed in their suburban hellholes.

Epicurius was fond of saying:"The rigidity of my wonder is temporary.But the goddesses pussy won't wait forever."Perhaps he had this writer in mind.

Just lose your shame and everything will be all right ;)

Nothing happened in Dallas.

You might not be a retard but you and your sister's kids will be if you don't stop diddling her you hillbilly fuckwit

I ain't no moon-pie retard. This here fell'er David Duke - he git ta talkin 'bout DNA 'n whatnot. I reckon I ain't never seen no dna, but these is smart folks.

Amazed a retard such as yourself Ricky would even have heard of DNA

Forget it mate; you're screwed! They've got every little tug you done online ;)

Hmmm... A keen prediction PFPw! For it seems Osama and Bibi have had there way with the MB in Egypt.

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I used to be horny but the missus chopped the old fella off

Fuck the election; give me that tart on the roof!Oh la la!Why I'd love to pump her tyres...Hmm. It seems I have made that mess again.Yours with sticky fingers,Hairy Buttfuckle

Are you sure about this? Seems unlikely that in the current Westminster system we would get a President.Or is there something more sinister afoot?

They ain't dumb. You jest tain't git the brain rinkles ta understand a tiddy biddy of what we is sayin. You 'n Dark Gregory is sorta like dogs tryin ta fix a tarlet, er cipher numbers.

Why are the whites in the USA so DUMB? The only American I know with any good ideas is Dick Gregory.

Don't worry Mr Ricardovitz, no need for our Dixie brethren. Tony will look after our well being.

Wow. It looks like someone's bought Ricky a pencil!

Dern't forget I'm stumpin fer Prime Minister of Australia. This is what I gonna do fer ya:1. Freedom - Y'all aught have the right ta own whatever guns them Yanks have, cuz they is gunnin fer yer land, jest like them was gunnin fer mine 160 years ago. "ONE NATION UNDER GOD, 'N GUNS FER ALL"!2. Send the Wogs, Lebo's 'n neferious whatnot a pack'n - they done outstayed thar welcome, 'n now they stank like a nasty whore's fester'n prune.3. Set up Australia as the Capital of the South; the New Confederacy!!!4. Git us some good tenant laws - put good-fer-nothin's back to work. They can work the land, act right 'n God 'll bless 'em. But, if'n they start actin like fools, then we got to git 'em off our land 'n give some good white hard work'n tenants a chance. Bad tenants can dig fer copper 'n whatnot deep, deep, deep inside of them mines. Thar won't be bad actin in them mines. Nosiree!5. I git a special program fer whores who drop babies thinkin the hard workin tax payers 'll care fer 'em. Thar babies git sold ta American Homosexual couples lookin fer ta adopt babies. Devil-spawn rais'n Devil-babies - yep, exportin evil ta evil - win win fer everone. Let 'em waller in int, not Aussies.6. God is Good campaign - y'all who is gonna vote fer me 'll know this one; 'n them who hate God fear'n folks is gonna hate me 'n not vote fer me anywho.7. FREE DRUGS!!! Thought some of y'all 'd like that one. 'fore any of you God fear'n folks get yer panties all twisted up, listen up. This here 'll be a program fer all those who want ta guzzle as much meth, coke, crack, heroin, pot, bath salts, crank, 'n other goodies. We jest gonna stick one of our own li'll potions in it - All free drugs will come with a sprinkle of diazanon and piperonyl butoxide - dern't worry tain't gonna kill ya, jest kill off yer baby-makin parts.8. Homosexual Marriage - yep, I'm gonna let Homosexuals git married. Any man 'n' woman aught ta have thar right ta git married 'fore God. Marriage = man joined with woman fer life.I git a li'll somethin in here fer everone. Ricardovitz - Australia's only Fair Dinkum Prime Minister

Rubbish! Your dinki di Aussie will see through this Labor clown in no time. There is just a small boost for the Labor luvvies cause anyone would be better than the inept JuLIAR.Don't worry, by election time the swing will be back for Tony. And then Australia can finally get back on track again.Digger,Cranbourne

Well things have changed rapidly. I predict Krudd will when the next election with a 12 seat majority.You can mark my words.

Tony if you do shave them, can you keep them for me?I eat them :)

Tony you should shave them; it'll make your dong look bigger. Particularly if it is a only little fella ;)

Sophie Mirabella a carpet muncher? I hope not; cause that would destroy all my fantasies of lesbianism...

Is Sophie Mirabella a lesbian?

Is Tony Abbott gay?

Take my advice [url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Ethical-Conundrums/MORE-NEWS-ON-THE-GROOVING-GRANNY.html[/url]...It is better without the dentures ;)

I don't care if you wear dentures or not.

Tony Abbott as PM? Why stop there? Let's have the pope as the new head of state and Bob Santamaria as Governor General.

How to beat Abbott?The guy is a fuckwit, christ all you have to do is breath and that fool will fall over by election time.