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Come next Xmas Australia will be open for business again and that liar JuLiar relegated to just a bad dream.Once we get PM Tony Aussies will have a reason to be proud again. And you lefty losers can go and choke on ya weeties!Digger,Cranbourne

6 years on I'm still proud. Still pulling. And still fighting the GST on tissues!

Are you saying they had sex in Mordor? Like, with women? Wow. If i knew that i wouldn't have tied the ring to my dick so i could fuck Frodo!

I don't need guns. I AM an alien!

And if you needed one good reason why we need guns this is it.Aliens.Don't expect the Government to protect you when those little Green Men start probing your bodily orifices.

Is that you Alan Jones?

Actually no, I am not thinking.Just drinking.

Who'd wanna fuck a lebanese chick? Christ! They are even uglier than the men!

There are many stories like yours, I have personally saved the ass-virginity of several young boys in my days. But there are many brave men like myself out there who risk their lives daily, so that boys like yourself can live a normal heterosexual life.

Somewhere sometime there will be a reckoning for the Bush oligarchs. Justice does not require goddamn remote controlled drones

Hey, foolish goddamn troll! Fuck you! Fuck with Kazakh's and you will fucked indeed

Goddamn! There I wuz thunking KATE WITLESS had carked and LIZ MORDOR was preggers!

How about banging the Kazakh babe there instead?

Putting aside the satanic nonsense, i think the fusing of the Murdoch and Winsdor clans is a brillant idea. It means the News empire can source all it's tawdry tabloid stories direct from itself. What a winner!

Of course the cloven hoofed one is involved. Everyone knows that the whole English Royal Family turned to him centuries ago!But the blasphemy against our Holy Church cannot go unanswered. We have nothing to do with the shenanigans of the faithless English Royal family. And to claim we do is outrageous.As for the Murdochs; once Rupert was a faithful servant of the church but it seems some chinese temptress has led him from the path. Only when he repents and finds the strength to confess his sins to us will we entertain his interests again.

And now the death of the nurse involved. Due to a prank call? How convenient.

I knew that creep Pell was involved!

You know I thought I had found all the perversion there could be in the world.But the idea of that old hag Elisabeth Murdoch being inserted into our Kate's pussy in some sort of satanic ritual... Well. I get a very hard horn.Yours with sticky fingers,Hairy Buttbarnacle

For sure Princess Kate is as thick as two planks; but I reckon her husband is even dimmer. Have a close look at him next time you see him; he has the dull countenance of a Romanov. Looks like his great Uncle Nicky- the last of the Romanovs and a fair dinkum fuckwit if there ever was one!

Stick it square!Free dope is coming and there ain't nothing a sister fucker like yourself can do about it!

Its a documented fact that dope is thar only thing that 'll git whites mixin with n*g*e*s. White folks in thar right mind wouln't think no more 'bout fornicatin a bone-nosed african 'n they would a gorilla. Why do y'all think coon's use date rape drugs, meth, 'n pot ta git white girls? Why do y'all think homosexual boys gotta git all methed-up fer ta have thar homoexual fornication? Cuz thar ain't a hill-o-beans difference 'tween a gorilla pussy, a n*g*e*'s stank cooter 'n a homosexual's AIDS ridden, shit-smeared anus. Not till you blow Devil-smoke up yer nose.

Phil! mate! the revolution is coming...Our freedom weed is being legalised in more places; soon we can all get stoned without the man getting in the way.And to all the wowsers that want to stop us? Get out of the fucking way cause nothing is gunna stop us now!

Ahhh... Amy. Love to motorboat you :)

I dunno Ricky... seems like a tune that could fit into one of our Hillbilly features...You know. Ma&Pa Kettle sort of stuff.

K-K-K Lady beautiful lady, You're the pertiest white girl that I adore; When the m-m-m-mooncrickets come a swarmin, Over the KKK ploowshed, I'll be waiting at the KKK itchen door..........with a shotgun 'n a rope.. dern't rime much, but it a might better than that Hollywierd homosexual type sing song'n.

Bradman a poof? Even worse; he was a Mason.

Bradman a poof! This bloke is nothing but a bully and a smoker of the common cock!

I blame Max Gross... barely a peep out of him nowadays!

Man, when did Xenox News become a cuckoo clucks clan right wing nut job web site? Arent there enough of those around already

Who will rid me of this troublesome Fatman!

I love a good old sectarian rant! Keep at it Ricky and the Padre...

2006? Fuck, I can't remember a single day of it...

It is amazing how short political scandals last nowadays. This one has already blown over and Washington Press Corps has moved on to other things. Today, the attention span of your average Political Reporter is shorter than a gold fish.It would take the President to actually murder someone himself before anything serious would happen to him. And even then he could probably divert attention away by leading a twitter campaign on the size of his wife's breasts.

My old grandpappy was in the Volksturmm back in '45. He said he had the time of his life; shot up two T-34s with his panzerfaust before the fuckers crushed his bicycle. What a laugh he said!Granma didn't have so much fun. Seems she had to look after a regiment of Russki soldiers one night after they had too much vodka to drink. Never did tell me exactly what happened...

Ricky i think Obama's second term win has hit you hard. Seems your 'worldview' is in fact only shared by you and probably the sister you fuck.

n*g*e*s sell drugs ta whites. Whites guzzle drugs 'n vote fer n*g*e*s. AIDS woulda cured all this here n*g*e*-faggot love, cept the Jews is gett'n rich find'n ways ta keep God's condemned alive with AIDS. It's a sick, sick, sick world, boys 'n girls. It most surely is.

What is happening to my skin?

Amazing that clown Obama got re-elected.That isn't going to happen for our JuLIAR; she is destined for the dustbin of history shortly.Digger,Cranbourne

That's your President you're talking about hillbilly!

Lazy, good-fer-nothin swamp n*g*e*.

Fuck you. Obama is a crook, and now we know he allowed Hezbollah hookers to fuck our generals he will hang.

Here comes the fiscal cliff and the Repuglicans are all set to jump and take the entire USA with them as long as they can deny Obama a policy win!

Ahhh if only Obama was really a pothead. Imagine the world peace we would truly have.

You'll get your new election, PPP... in four more years!

Why rockets from Gaza? Because since 1948 "Israel"'s expansionism has not ceased. Why Hamas? Because since 1948 "Israel" has refused to negotiate with secular Palestinian freedom fighters. Why is "Israel" still there? Because of USA financial and military subsidies. And remember: the original terrorists were Zionists.

look at him. Our pothead President. what a fucking disgrace.Obviously there is something seriously wrong with democracy if a clown like him gets elected. Time to put some rules in place for those allowed to vote.

Those Lebanese tarts are such floozies...Everyone knows!

Like a Rolling Stone..

I think the case for a new election grows each day. The latest on the Petreaus scandal indicates that the criminal Obama Administration knew he was poking any sheila that walked into his office and that they let him get away with it so they wouldn't be blamed for the Benghazi massacre.Has there been anything more disgraceful done by an American president? Using the sexual shenanigans of a 4 star General to cover up his own dereliction duty to a US Ambassador?Now the truth is coming out there needs to be a new election and after he is booted out of office Obama needs to spend a long time in jail for his crimes.

What are you hippies and layabouts complaining about? The market is open, the Dow is going up and my bonus is getting bigger.ie Things are back to normal and it is another example of the wonders of Capitalism!