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I don't get it.

Thanks to Julia Gillard (and Kevin Rudd before her) Australia now has a AAA credit rating, historically low interest rates, low unemployment, a lively cafe society, streets clogged with expensive four-wheel-drives, a positive approach to climate change, a relatively low government foreign debt, a developing world-class high speed national broadband network, a social-minded federal government determined to fix the inequities in education. How in God's name could a bloody-minded religious crank like Tony Abbott possibly improve on this?

What colors does it come in.... Think carefully now

My sincere condolences to the gutted victims of terror-ism and their grief-stricken families thereof in Boston. And in Baghdad. And in Kabul. And anywhere some pampered, uniformed todger in a bunker in Austin, Texas, USA, plays with his toggle and obliterates some poor by-standing schmuck in Yemen or Frootloopistan . You boys do a sterling job. just ask those Chechen lads! Remember the Alamo!

You, sir, are a font of human wisdom, kindness and nausea. Please make use of the door marked EXIT.

"Dead at last"?I mean, were you waiting?

Seems that this article was right on the money. Have a look now at what the fascist buddhist monks of Burma are doing:[url]http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/apr/18/buddhist-monk-spreads-hatred-burma[/url]

Where's the fucking bog? I'm dying.

Bmomb bomb bombBomb bomb Iranbomb bomb bombBomb bomb IranOoooo Ooooo Oooooo how sweet she beOhhhhh Lord, can we erver be freeBomb bomb bombBomb bomb IranWith half-breed asians cross'n the doonsJoinin forces with monkeys, sand coons 'n OctaroonsBomb bomb bombBomb bomb IranOoooo Ooooo OoooooHow sweet it iswhen skys filled with napalmcoveer that persian landflesh is burnin like a hunk of burnin love'n chinks is knawin the legs off of a pigeon-doveBomb bomb bombBomb bomb IranNuk'n sand makes fer a glassy landAll them swarthy persians starin straight up at starsfrom graves covered with glass clear as mason jars.Oooo ooooo oooooo weeeeeeee Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Yeeeeeeeee Yesssirrrreeeeee.

Dern't angar me none. Jest think some black nappy hair 'n mud paint 'll git yer feet a tappin.

hell that Ricardovitz aint no hillbilly...You aint a real hillbilly till ya diddlin' ya mama :)Just like elvis did.Yeeeeeehawwwww!

Preach the Blues boys!Preach the Blues...[url]/url]

Oh if only Maggie and Ronnir were in charge today. There would be no bombs in civilised lands and we could feel much safer

War was not declared?Yes it was! And battle come down!I heard it in a song; didn't I.

WAR WAS NOT DECLARED!

You, sir, are a laughable dickwit Mr Ricardovizt

God bless Margie Thatcher!!! She was a good God fear'n woman who dern't put up with a bunch of lazy drug-guzzlin good-fer-nothins. You Thatcher-haters is all goin tar Hell anyway. Y'all tain't nothin but evil muck-babies. Liars. Commies. Drug-guzzlers. Faggot-Fornicators. Devil-lovers. Atheist God-haters.If any one of y'all loved Prime Minister Thatcher the way God does, then I reckon we'd all git somethin to worry 'bout.

The British attack on The Belgrano was, of course, a war crime and history notes the fact well. Thatcher, like John W. Howard of Monstralia, survived in power by fear, smear and division. May she rot in hell. As for Howard, see you all at the mass celebration in Fed Square Melbourne when "honest" John drops dead,

Oh Maggie! No one fires up the latte sippers like you... And imagine how they will be choking on their lentils when we have PM Tony Abbott running the show; with both Houses of Parliament under his control!Digger,Cranbourne

There was a time and there was a place but this isn't it. This is not it.

God Bless Margie Thatcher! Rest in heaven good woman. Now fer a word 'bout SLANT-EYED CHINA CHINKS cyberhackin American computers. Lookey here, slant-eyes, you may think you ain't got nothin ta fear from Amerika's n*g*e*ment, but you git somethin ta fear from our underground hackers - they is white as snow 'n know how ta git to yer grain bins, rice processors, 'n fermented fish compunds ta spoil yer nasty food supply. GIT READY FER CYBER WARS!!!

Burn in hell, bitch, burn! Champagne all round!

Ding dong the witch is dead...

I ain't git sideways 'bout folks womp'n a woman tar put 'er in 'er place - specially when thar whoremones git goin. But, the way some of y'all go on 'bout a woman's private cooter parts is down right homosexual-like.

yeh well I have a hard cock and a cunt that wants fucking... so i think i'll make this oneness two for a while...

Systems, scientific and philosophic, come and go. Each method of limited understanding is at length exhausted. In its prime each system is a triumphant success: in its decay it is an obstructive nuisance.

In the inescapable flux, there is something that abides; in the overwhelming permanence, there is an element that escapes into flux. Permanence can be snatched only out of flux; and the passing moment can find its adequate intensity only by its submission to permanence.

The oneness of the universe, and the oneness of each element of the universe, repeat themselves to the crack of doom in the creative advance from creature to creature, each creature including in itself the whole of history and exemplifying the self-identity of things and their mutual diversities.

Scientists animated by the purpose of proving that they are purposeless constitute an interesting subject for study.

That photo says it all. Abbott cannot be trusted and lies like he breathes

I reckon new Pope Franky is a dead ringer for #2 Cardinal Luca Brassi.

I want that dicky back ride Sir! And maybe after that I could take that lovely Prince Harry for a dicky back ride myself. Right up his Royal Red Haried arse!Just like his Mum used too ;)

Fucknuckle! Come back, all is forgiven. I'll do anything you want; just stop this clown Abbott getting control.We'll all be ruined!

Viagra? Fuck that! It's gotta be the Corn Flour [url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Under-The-Influence/the-magical-mystery-of-cornflour.html[/url]God's 2nd Gift from the Andes.

Try viagra?

I sit and stare at my navel for hours but nothing changes. And eventually i get really, really bored and go to the pub.

The future looks rosy. The quality of our lives and the lives of our children will be assured when the nation is taken control of by the trustworthy Tony Abbott.[img]http://i.imgur.com/z7g8JdI.jpg
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well you cant put your arms round a memory...

OK, so the Micks have elected a new dress wearer. Surely there is some dirt on this dago XenoxNews.com could dig up?

That's all well and good, but will my wife allow me to do it?

I had a plan. A very great plan.But then my wife said no.

You must have a plan. If you don't have a plan, you will become part of somebody else's plan.

The human body as we know it will shortly be a thing of the past.We are in the infancy of understanding DNA, in the last 100 years much has been learned about something hitherto unknown.Before long we will be able to reprogram DNA on the fly and change the nature of how our bodies function.The human body as we know it was only a stepping stone for the intelligent life that has taken a ride in it.The higher intelligence will soon dump the primate form for something more efficient. A form that can travel through space with ease. A form where we can evolve faster and further propagate life throughout the universe.

Bloody well right! We should all just buy a fucking chair!

I like the flying skeleton!

You can't be God. I am!

Forgot about a brain transplant I need a dick one: [url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Ethical-Conundrums/My-Dick-I-VE-PUNISHED-IT-ENOUGH.html[/url]It just doesnt seem to work anymore...

Who says we knew? Some latte-sipping ABC type?

Now here's my question: Australia's federal police knew Corby was carrying a haul of nasty old tea so why didn't they arrest her instead of letting her board a plane to Indonesia and dobbing her in to the Indon cops?

schapelle corby is lara bingle... there can be no doubt.... both have the the same IQ / shoe / dress size... but schapelle version has higher ratings...