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Dern't need no ark. Git me plenty of land at 2,500 feet 'bove yer filthy ocean. when all them galaciers melt, I'll be sitt'n high 'top my deer stand putt'n floaters out of thar miseries.

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Maybe Ricky you can build us all an ark when the sea levels rise? We will take 2 of everything; except don't bring your pig ugly sis along. I know you like to fuck her but there is no way I'd pro-create with her!

Alan Jones:He's gay and yet hides this from his adoring, anti-gay listeners.He's agnostic, yet his support base comprises church goers.He's unmarried, yet supports those who crticise Gillard for being (a) Unmarried, (b) Atheist (c) A woman.Alan Jones: liar, phoney, flake.

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Go Allen Go - telling it like it is and trying to keep the lying thieving degenerate labour fiasco honest. And may a pox be upon the slimey snot gobbling little faggot prick who thought he was so smart for making the recording. Even though he apologised we know he did not mean it as his statement was more than likely true.

Alex Jones tellin y'all how it is!!!So they want to have that normal change come and say it is manmade to have a planetary government to come and save us from the crisis. Cause the truth is volcanoes blow up, glaciers suddenly form and in just a few years sea levels go up, they go down. What are they talking about? They have to have an Earth with a stable climate?Hey baby... there isn't any stable climate. We are on a gigantic spaceship. A huge rock, a molten rock with little islands floating on top of lava. Oh yeah...orbiting a gigantic nuclear furnace, blasting out every type of radiation you can imagine."oh, we must make it stable."IT ISN'T STABLE! But that is the same witch doctor trick they learned 10,000 years ago, 7,000 years ago, 5,000 years ago, 3,000 years ago they would tell them, because the priest would mark down the dates on the calender it didn't matter if it was in Greece, or Mesopotamia, or Babylon, or the Aztec imans, the mayan culture before that they would know when the eclipse was coming and they would say, "you gotta serve us, do what we say or the god..." the goblin god, the snake god, the titan, whoever it was it was different for every group "...will eat the sun." and it eats the sun, they all prostrate themselves before them and then worship them for another 30 years till another thing happens and by then after they had seen four or five eclipses and the snake god and the priests had the power to make the snake god spit it out, it was over.And they are just running a "snake-god" op on you as usualand of course you will all fall directly for it and take your injections.AMEN ALEX....AMEN!!!

Oh Alan. Haven't we dealt with you before? [url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Poets-Corner/Im-a-Cronulla-fella.html[/url]

Looks like that cunt of a stingray is still around. Here is a picture of it attacking a few more civilians:[img]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1170799.1348879263!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/stingray28n-1-web.jpg
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They say old Kerry had a keen interest in that bird. In fact he used to fuck it's beak they say

How much for the little bird?

He is indeed scary, some sort of avarian devil incarnate. He no doubt scares children and gives me nightmares, that is why I dont miss Darryl and Co. I think he was a groupie bird for the show and the production team gang banged his tight birdie arsehole. They enticed him by saying "come and git your Birdie Num Nums - birdeeeee num nuns ".I have to go now it's meds and afternoon nap time.

ahhhh! That bird! Those beady eyes... get him off my screen. Now!

Will I have to go BAAAH ! BAAH! ?. The sheep are purty down here in Palmy North.

I once had a head full of poetry. Now the wires are crossed; neurons shriveled. Microglia inflammed and pus filled.Years of imbibing from the popular culture cup has left me bereft of rhyme and at a loss to speak in public.All I can do now is read the Daily Mail on line...

Come over here you prick and I'll fuck your skinny aussie arsehole

My version of Big Brother would have a house full of sheep and a couple of randy big kee wee boofheads and set up a betting company and takes bets on which one fucks the first sheep. With my luck and knowing kee wees they would probably fuck each other while eating FUSH and CHUPS !!!!!Time for my meds ...........bye now.

Something about that idiot stare from that pink feathered bird gets me angry.Very angry.I'm reminded of the all the bludgers and reffos and gippos and such who are in my country now. Lazy buggers who have never worked a day in their life and always have their hand out for more of our money.My old husband Barry used to say you shouldn't kick a man when his down. Well fuck that I wanna blow those cunts sky high.And that fucking pink galoot as well.

what about the right to spell proper moron

Dern't be so cheap, Tex!!!I git $100,000 cash burnin a hole in my pocket - I'd coff it up fer a TV station. I git enuff programin ideas ta fill prime time, daytime, nightime, 'n anything inbetween fer 7 years.Tex, I'll sell you 'n boxhead 30 second commercial slots at only $500/second - ain't gonna put no restrictions on it neither, but do reserve all editroial rights.

Fuck that ostrich. I've hated that cunt ever since I first saw his smarmy beak on TV. Hope they fuck him dead.Bring back the emu; that's what I reckon they need.

Well we know how Tony responds: shoving his foot in his mouth and gouging out his eyeballs while he kicks another own goal. What a flake!

dern dernt dang darn yippedy dippedy dern guns dandg soooo-weeee dern darnt dangety dang

You left-bent boys is always tryin ta put a man 'n his guns down. I git 'em 'n you dern't, so's I think your jest makein up fer yer shortcommins.

Oh Ricky you and your pop guns...

I demand more guns!!! Gimme green guns, black guns, more guns!!!

Git some real tarded folks 'round this here place. Mugwumps ain't no Republican. It's a dumb Yankee Injun word. Lord know what it means, but it dern't mean Republicrat. I reckon you'd have ta resurect all them dead heathen injuns them Yankees done kilt off 'n ask them.

The last 2 years of the JuLIAR's government have proved what a scam the Greens are. They claim to be supporting the environment when in reality they are reds in disguise!Thank God it won't be long before they and Gillards union hacks will be given the boot and sanity will be restored to Australia.Won't the latte sippers be screaming then?Digger,Cranbourne

Where can i score?

Butt-sex is fer Arabs, Muslims 'n Prophet Mohammed. The part of the Koran the Muslims 'll never let you read talk 'bout Prophet Mohammed's butt-sex adventures with 9 year-old li'll girls 'n boys. Why you think Muslims make thar women hide theyselves under black burkas??? Cuz they know ALL MUSLIM MEN 'll rape a woman, girl, or whatnot cuz Prophet Mohammed (PB&J) say it thar only relief he can git fer all them barkin doggies who hate his guts 'n wanned ta tear his intestines out of his pudgy li'll arab belly.

anyhoo... what the fuck has this got to do with reffos on Howard's old hideout? I blame that cunt Ricky for changing the conversation again.

Nah... I reckon that is Mighty Thor smacking old Jesus upside with his hammer.

Jesus was so true. Here is a photo of him smiting the devil:[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Thor.jpg/405px-Thor.jpg
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Bum sex I say - free bum sex for the poor ole !!!

I had some stuff the other night. Now I come to think of it it must of been similar to what that guy what wrote revelations must of had. Seen all kinds of stuff.

Yer pre-Catholics, i.e. jews, snuck all that old testament stuff into the Bible. Jesus dern't do none of that thar.

Nonsense. It has to be true; or else I don't have a job.

Hate to break it to you all but "Jesus" is a fictional character in a book of fiction. Its mythology, not history. Religion is just another word for superstition. So stop arguing over nothing and grow up kiddies, there is no Santa Claus!

That's all well and good, but what about when the cunt they call Jesus went to the Garden of Gethsemane? This is the question that has haunted Biblical scholars like myself for years...

Jesus affirmed the general authority (Mt. 4:4, 7, 10), doctrinal authority (Mt. 22:29), imperishability (Mt. 5:18), historical reliability (Mt. 12:40), scientific reliability (Mk. 13:19), truthfulness (Jn. 17:17), and the exact number of books that belonged in the Old Testament (Mt. 23:35; Lk. 24:47).2 Jesus affirmed the truthfulness and accuracy of the Old Testament in every way possible.

Max Gross Watch: Max Gross retired from the Feral Gooberment in December 2005. Prior to his retirement, he used the cover "Dean of School Intelligence" at the National Defense Intelligence College. But, we all know what he's jest an internet spy!!! Before that, he was Professor of Intelligence (Middle East) at the same institution (jest 'nother name fer CIA SPY). He also served as an Intelligence Research Specialist in the Middle East Branch of DIA’s Directorate of Research. Max Gross served as a military intelligence officer in the United States Air Force, with three consecutive overseas assignments in Turkey, West Germany and South Vietnam.Thar you go, boys 'n girls. Know yer enemies. TRUST NO ONE!!!

You dummy!!! Jesus dern't want nothin ta do with the Old Testament of the Pharisees. That's why the Jews killed 'em. Ware do Jesus go on 'bout any of them jews in the Old Testament? Nowares! You been ticklin yer funny bone a might to much with these here tall tales of yers.

It almost seems as though Jesus was anticipating 20th century biblical criticism when He authenticated these accounts. The con-clusion is simple. If a person believes in Jesus Christ, he should be consistent and believe that the Old Testament and its accounts are correct. Many want to accept Jesus, but also want to reject a large portion of the Old Testament. This option is not available. Either Jesus knew what He was talking about or He did not. The evidence is clear that Jesus saw the Old Testament as being God's Word; His attitude toward it was nothing less than total trust.

I dern't give a dern 'bout yer jew-bible. Jews know thar Moses traded flesh - 'n they dern't care none. Muslims go 'bout killin folks who tell 'em the truth 'bout thar beloved Mohammed (PB&J). Mohammed was a boy-lover, girl-raper, 'n when Muslims find out 'bout it, they go hog-wild. Jest a funny site ta see them sand-coons goin hog-wild over thar preverted Mohammed.

They attacked Midian just as the LORD had commanded Moses, and they killed all the men. All five of the Midianite kings – Evi, Rekem, Zur, Hur, and Reba – died in the battle. They also killed Balaam son of Beor with the sword. Then the Israelite army captured the Midianite women and children and seized their cattle and flocks and all their wealth as plunder. They burned all the towns and villages where the Midianites had lived. After they had gathered the plunder and captives, both people and animals, they brought them all to Moses and Eleazar the priest, and to the whole community of Israel, which was camped on the plains of Moab beside the Jordan River, across from Jericho.Moses, Eleazar the priest, and all the leaders of the people went to meet them outside the camp. But Moses was furious with all the military commanders who had returned from the battle. "Why have you let all the women live?" he demanded. "These are the very ones who followed Balaam's advice and caused the people of Israel to rebel against the LORD at Mount Peor. They are the ones who caused the plague to strike the LORD's people. Now kill all the boys and all the women who have slept with a man. Only the young girls who are virgins may live; you may keep them for yourselves.(Numbers 31:7-18 NLT)

Prophet Mohammed was a girl-rapin Pedophile - That's what I believe. What do y'all think them prison bucks 'd do to that Muslim Prophet Mohammed if'n he were ta get some modern jail time fer his kiddy diddlin?

Perhaps our True Believer was expressing the old 'truism' anything is possible. Which is correct, but you have to be aware of the 'anything'; not just the 'thing' you want to believe in.Ring a bell, UFO numbnuts?

Luckily, Mr Humbug Believer, I don't believe it. Meh! Why not just take your small thimble of crackpot bullshit and your medication and have a nap.

The arrogance of the atheist is astounding. You think you know it all? All wise and powerful? You are but a flea infesting a worm on the ass of the sheep that our lords feed themselves with. Your knowledge is a small thimble of nothingness in the all encompassing cosmos of the Masters of the Universe.Your punishment will be terrible, hard, and for all eternity.

And both make mighty fine toilet paper. Mighty fine!