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GOD BLESS TRUMP, AMERICA'S SAVIOR.... FEEL THAR EVIDINCE that JESUS CHRIST 'N ANGEL MICHAEL have done took over Donald J. Trump 'n be battl'n evil, nefarious dirtbags 'o Satan, neferious one-eyed evil, ALL ABOUT THIS HERE BLUE MARBLE!!!

Lordy! Who would dive into that mysterious cavern? Certainly a quim I would be querulous about.

@RicardovitzI rest my case.

Hey if you are into cock sucking action just watch any video of Trump talking to or about Netanyahu.

@Casual ObserverDonald J. Trump tain't no 'stablishment gooberment stooge. He be fight'n thar Deep State all his live-long life. Fight'n fer FREEDOM. Fight'n fer AMERICANS. 'N fight'n 'gainst invaders, aliens, swarthy chimps, 'n MEDIOCRITY!!! Folks like Kamaltoe Harris, who suck-cock her way tar power, 'n pander ta nefarious dark criminals - that be 'stablishment. Tampon Timmy who wanna git boys us'n tampons be 'establishment. JoeTard Biden who be noth'n but a fester'n dead Bernie puppet - he be 'stablishment. CASUAL OBSERVER - be thar quintarcential 'establishment stooge!!!

Never mind all that, what do the tunes sound like? If it is an Andrew Lloyd Weber musical I would imagine they are all bangers!

And there is the problem. They love voting for the establishment thinking one party is different than the other. The establishment all the while sucks the citizenship dry and their well oiled and ubiquitous propaganda machine convinces them (dickhead here a prime example) that the establishment is the solution. The cause of the problem, the establish will have you understand, is some minority group or some country on the other side of the world. True what Donny says, albeit with little eloquency, dumb as fuck.

Tain't no men north 'o 'Lanta 'n south 'o Lexington vote fer fag-boy Tampon Timmy 'er nigga-ho KamleToe, er JoeTard Biden, er NigoBama. WE'S ALL MAGA FAR AS A 50 BMG CAN FLY OFF A BRASSTOWN BALD!!!

fark off ya fucken mugwump bet your a trump cult dumb fuck too

Hey boy, you sound like ya git shit-dyed skin 'n a tree-swing'n monkey-brane!!! But, beein its almost apple-pick'n season. I might could use 'nother Mogadishu moon-cricket tar pick dem apples fer me. So, come on down tar Ricky's Farm, ware work 'll set ya free (but Ricky ain't gonna)!!!

@Major DenmoreUkraine corruption agenies now closed down by Zelensky. What the whooey..

whats wrong with this cunt sounds dumb as dog shit

Yep! Be one of them realaty shows. Mighta bin called "Anal Allah Akbar". 'Bout all thar faggotry them Muslims do in Turkish baths, Mosque-brothels, 'n Palestinian bomb fracteries. Now, me be'in a fair-minded folk I an't git no shits 'bout swarthy folks pick'n 'n work'n my land. But, I had tar git a rule special that say NO ANAL FORNICAT'N on Ricky's Farm!!! Cuz, them Ayrabs cain't stay outa one 'nother's poopers.

Eat'n Democrat gizzards' 'n spitt'n out thar poison pebbles - thar be Donald J. Trump!!! Tain't no Democrat faggot, tranny, er bratty baby safe from thar Donaldnator!!!

Me name suckass

Was this, like, ever released man?

So the President has small hands. But he can still wave them in front of face and dance. Like he is doing the safety dance. And a safety pin holding his draws up. Bends over and loses a button. But a sneaky peak back to the crowd, thru his legs. He stands straight back up now. And throws his small hands in the air. "Listen folks. I am the President Man"
Can you believe it?
Not since Lincoln has there been a better man. If in fact, he is a man. Given that his hands are so small.
So very small.

Look out. Pictured terrorist sympathiser Jeremy Corbyn and an assorted rag tag bunch of radicals is trying to assemble a new political party in the UK. This 5th column of anti-west fools needs to be quashed before their lies and propaganda falls on on the ears of the ignorant. Luckily I am sure the UK intelligence community and disinformation academics will be up to the task. And for this they can count on my support to continue to educate the XenoxNews.com reader about the threat of Corbyn and his ilk.

@Your Mother (with a M)Mum!! You promised not to go on my computer anymore.

Trump has to be the best thing that has happened to the US since the Civil War!

@Denis (with one "n")Denis it is good too be awake. but not if you are going to swear all day.

@DonnyI used to be a woke cunt. Well not exactly woke. OK fine I used to sleep a lot. But a cunt none the less.

Donny. It sounds like you need the dunny. Uncork your hatred into the pan, not the internet. Relax and let it all out...
Then pick up a lump of turd and rub it into your face. It will help your complexion to be a little less white. Get it?

you fucken woke cunts dont know fucken shit have a nother fucken sook

@DonnyDonny take a chill pill mate. Quit insulting and start relaxing. No need to verbalise when you can harmonise.

So put a cork in it.

dont get fucken smart cunt

I hear you need to give your age to use the intertubes in Australia. Thank christ they didn't put an intelligence limit, cause XenoxNew would be rooned!

They got pills for everything nowadays!

Except for the Missus... Just can't get rid of her.

Flam, ya dern't no nothi'n!!! Them Aliens is for real. But, they dern't mean you deep-south Fatlanta Negros no nevermind. Nordics dern't need y'all on thar Dole too. They only be smart'n fer them blond-blue Nordics. Cuz, thar Nordic Race be thar real boss-men. 'N thar Nordic Aliens they left a heap 'o thar folks behind THOUSANDS 'o years ago, start'n with Jesus Christ. They sent Jesus down tar get them jews right with Thar Lord. What they do??? Nailed thar Nordic Leader to the Cross. Jest like ape-savages from yer African jungles, them semite-savages wern't made 'o thar right clay fer the Nordics ta work with. Dern't believe me? Go ask 'em yerself. Jest dern't be yammer'n in dat jungle-jabber - they cain't mind-read jungle-jabber.

@Fred from SeafordOh Fred, I hardly believe some opium eating fiend like Wallace had anything to do with the brilliance of Darwin. I mean, he wasn't even in Charles' lodge for godsake!

Oh those days were long ago...
Now I do as they tell me. Except for Ricky. he is an idiot.

The important findings of Darwin's chief collaborator Alfred Russel Wallace came to him in what Wallace described as a kind of visionary, spiritual experience while he was very ill with fever. Wallace's input greatly assisted the completion of the Theory of Evolution, in fact when it was first published it was credited to Darwin/Wallace. Fifty years later Wallace was removed from the record as part of an increasing trend in science in its dismissal of the notion of supernatural like visions and other "irrational" phenomena. Science is in denial of its own origins.

@DonaldWinning or losing, a score must be kept somewhere. A value that defines who is rising up the ladder of hope, and those who are plunging to the bottom of the League of Nations.
Donald! Where is this scoreboard kept? And surely there must also be an unbiased adjudicator who ensures that these scores are correct, and not tainted with the bias of Nationalism.
There can only be one place, and one man, that fit this job. President Kim Jong Un, Pyongyang.

And to the winner of this contest of nations? Why some free beer of course. Taedong Bitter; the choice of champions.
https://www.xenoxnews.com/life-a-style/under-the-influence/2957-ale-tasting-taedong-bitter

What has the freeloader, bastard-child, Anthony Albanese done for Australia? Losing. Losing is what Albanese does best. And, we love him for it. We love him because in every equation, there must be a winner and a loser. Winning, baby! At Australia's expense. Get use to it, sissy boys. Albanese - MASA, Make Australia Suck Again.

Oh those boys look lovely! President Donald please keep up your good work!

I have the occasional personal expulsions. Not something I normally want to advertise. But nonetheless, when it happens it brings to mind. Something sweet like the lass at the end. And also...
The Final Release.

Donald! Keep up the good work. You really are turning the US into a shithouse, sorry, powerhouse.

Well if it takes so much effort why'd ya do it ya lazy prick Mr Strontium? I won't be vacillating with my backhand when I see you again!

The quandry of being a johhny-come-lately colonialist. Oh diddums

Sorry Tom but there are no alternatives. They are all following and tracking us.
Stick with the tin cans and string. Only safe and private way to communicate. Either that or keep your mouth shut and don't say anything.

No need to buy any Apple products. Plenty of alternatives as good if not better. Shop around, consumers!

Peace is overrated. I'm thinking about a deal to swap Israel fresh American-made M16's for dead Palestinian AK's they've been collecting. There's a whole market of angry American-haters who will be happy to pay top dollar for AK's with Palestinian blood on them. Meanwhile, in Pakistan, I'm working on a deal to get a bunch of hand-made AK-47 prayer rugs for angry AK-47 lovers. If you have any "special requests", drop me a line and I'll see what I can do for you.

News-flash, things are starting to heat up again in Ireland! The Orange Order will want German weapons. The Sinn Fein - they are so pedestrian, will need to locate a bunch of old AK's and MAC-10's. Now, let me work my deal-making magic.

But what about my feels!!!

Good to hear that peace is within grasp. Hopefully it will be a piece of that delectable pinoy ass!

Penny Wong. Just another useless Labor liberal.

@Charlie ChanWINNING! That's what I do best; what America does best. The Jews destroyed Iran because of cheap, shitty, Chyna made planes and missiles. That's WINNING. American technology winning over Chyna's toys. Just look at how much revenue my tariffs have brought in to the US - that's also WINNING. Losers like to call me names. Winning Bigly and MAGA, that's how I roll.

Oy vey it's all true! I have video evidence of Hamas terrorists eating Israeli babies... as well as dogs and cats... with hummus!

@DonaldDonald they don't call you the Orange TACO Man for nothing. You fold like a cheap Yankee suit whenever we tighten your nut vice. Best you do what you do best: roll over and let the foreigners fuck you for free.

Chinkie Chan, go ask your Fat Poo how all of that Chink-a-neese military hardware he sold to Iran did in protecting Iran from Israel's wolf-pack demolition and destruction. When the Jews got done killing and destroying whatever they wanted to in Iran, I sent over my big Uncle Sam boot smashing all of Iran's Nuclear factories. All of that Chinese Junk couldn't shoot down one Jewplane or stop my big, powerful, long-reaching turgid bombs from drilling 3 new assholes into Iranian Nuclear factories. Right now, I'm working on a deal to sell dead Iranians to Israel to grind them into protein bars and sandn*g*e* jerky for the starving Gazans.

@DonaldOh ding dong Donald. We have your Yankee balls in a vice and gunna turn them to Dim Sims if you dont behave. Now get on your knees and bend over freakman!

@Herman WoodyHello, Herman. Are you by chance related to my son, Woody? You know I served a lot of hard time for killing that judge, Herman. It just seems like I know you from somewhere. Were you the one who tipped off that guard in Atlanta Pen, snitchy Woody? Were you the snitch?