#ASKBOXHEAD Can of worms...

It seems I've upset me Missus. I don't know why she got so riled; all I asked was if her younger sister could join us in bed for a while.

What's so wrong with that?

I thought sheilas today were up for a bit of experimentation.

Tony Abott

Dear Mr Fucking Oxygen thief.

There I was, just chilling by the pool, naked from box down washing my ass with soap and, with help from the pressure of a fountain slowly loosening up all of that dried up shit, (I find it funny that on such a warm day that no one's joining me in the pool. People just pointing their iPhones at me. Meh! Anyway I suggest you swim here on a good day; its just outside of the Arts Centre)
I was just chilling when I get interrupted by this stupid fucking question, and you want to be P.M? REALLY?

Well, I suppose I do feel sorry for you so I will oblige and show you where you went wrong and besides, where would the world be if Boxhead didn't answer questions for you pathetic earthlings?

So here is where you went wrong: Don't fucking ask; just do! Don't think, don't hope, just fucking do it, and trust me, if your love action is as dull as your personality I am sure that she won't mind, and if she does say anything just say "Babe, I'm just being spontaneous."

Hope this helps.
BoxHead Signing Out.

Now if you will excuse me I am going back to my bath!

boxhead drinking beer

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    · 14 years ago
    Boxy! Your'e a legend mate!
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    · 14 years ago
    You jest 'member this BoxBoy, abos 'n whatnot hate me more than you. I am DESPISED by darkies that aim ta make y'all pink-skins thar slaves! When Obama-n-n*g*e*friends git a hold of ya, thar ain't gonna be no more sippin mint julips by yer swimmin pond. Nosirree - like Drunk Joe says THEY'S GONNA PUT YOU IN CHAAAAAIIIIIIINS!!!
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    · 14 years ago
    yeh that's right moron hillbilly. We all should live in terror of the time when they come and take over...

    Must be a terrifying world you redneck dickheads live in.
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    · 14 years ago
    Flim, what you think 'bout all them brown slant-eyed indonesians Australia is gonna let in? Ain't you heard nothin 'bout that? Yep, Australia is gonna be overrun by brown slant-eyed Muslims. Turnin paradise inta Hell, lefty-white folks tain't git no sense at all!!!
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    · 14 years ago
    You hillbilly fuckwit, how long you reckon those 'Indonesians" been there? Think they only appeared in last few years? If they wanted to be in Australia they would already be here!

    Christ what they teach you in them hillbily high schools? How to diddle your sister?
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    · 14 years ago
    Donde se puede comprar billetes?
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