Dear Ricky...

Just continue to "mate" with likeminded Aussies to safeguard your endangered species

Two fair dinkum blokes that will stand up for yer rights are:

Robert Low and Michael T Hudson of the Shooter's party. Here is what they support:

1. FIREARMS

The Party asserts the right of the law-abiding citizen to own and use firearms for hunting, self-defensem, recreational purposes, and collecting. There should be no restrictions on the type of gun or ammunition capacity for law abiding citizens of Australia.

2. SELF-DEFENCE

The party supports and will promote the right of individuals, particularly women and other vulnerable people, to carry lethal or non-lethal means of personal self-defence such as mace if firearms are not an option.

3. HUNTING

The Party supports and will promote all forms of legitimate recreational hunting, including fishing.

4. RIGHTS OF ACCESS

The Party supports the right of responsible 4WD drivers to have permit-free use of appropriate beaches for recreational purposes. The Party supports free access to National parks and State Forests to all present users, including 4WD users and horse-riders, and that areas be available to shooters to take authorised game. The Party’s elected members will actively pursue legalisation of hunting of non-indigenous animal species on public lands of NSW.

5. LAW AND ORDER

The Party asserts the right of the law-abiding citizen to protect self, family and property, and to use such force as is necessary to that end.

The Party will work to establish laws directed at reduction of crime, through punishment of the criminal, and to identify and repeal laws which are unfair, repressive or unworkable.

Custodial parents should be held responsible for the criminal actions of their minor children. Juveniles convicted of heinous crimes should be named publicly in court cases.

6. VIOLENCE

The Party opposes undue emphasis on violence in television, films and video. While recognising the right of individuals to watch what they choose, the Party believes the level of emphasis on violence in visual material is linked to increased violence in the community.

7. INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS

The Party accepts that the advancement and development of the individual are paramount, and that no law should restrict or hinder those rights, unless the exercise of those rights directly interferes with the rights of others.

8. INTERVENTIONIST GOVERNMENT

The Party asserts that Government is the servant of the people. The Party is opposed to interventionist government. The Party’s policy is that any law which has no demonstrable benefit should be repealed.

9. CONSERVATION AND ENVIRONMENT

Environmental laws should be framed with regard to the greater good and not to placate a minority pressure viewpoint. All law preserving the environment should recognise the need for compromise between responsible usage and development, and preservation for future generations.

10. RURAL DEVELOPMENT

The State Government should be required to issue a Community Impact Statement before substantially altering the level of its commitment and involvement in rural areas.

Do the Shooter's Party have any policies or proposed controls on women carrying firearms during their pre-menstrual cycle, or will it be open slather?

based on hormones. Just don't try to rape them, then you won't get shot.

But what if I come home late having lost my bonus at the track, forget to bring back the milk and accidentally bump over her mother's old vase.

If she is a few hours before her period and comes at me with the gun can I shoot her? Will that be OK?

Mr Jones, of course you can shoot her, but only after you send a gift-wrapped John Howard to mad Islamics in Iraqistan first. You should take care that he arrives in a fit state to enjoy his new experience.

You ALWAYS

You ALWAYS have the right to defend yourself. It is a fundemental human right, even a greater right than your wife's right to your money, your food or her mother's vase. In fact, I'd say that your wife is a needy sort. Sounds to me like you have bigger problems, like your wife think'n everything in your house, and even your money is hers. Sounds like she may be a psycho-crazy, since she's been a planning to shoot you just to get your money for quite some time now. Gun or no gun, I think you have a few things you need to straighten out with your wife; lay a little foundation, and refresh her on the rules of the game. Now, go git to it, boy!

Thanks for the advice!

I'm gonna go git me self a sawn off and have it out with her!!

Thanks again for setting me straight!

Wait till that bitch eyes me walking in with the pump action!

I reckon that's what I'm here for.

PS - that's called a "sawed-off". "Sawn-off is what happens after you give your females the right to vote.

I can promise you that if you follow me in
my ways, I can intercede with God by
using my Jesus-on-a-stick fetish. Every
last one of you can become much richer
than each other. But we must first find the
evil ones and nail them to various bits of
wood.

Jesus wants you all to win. Trust me, it
may be more than eleven years, but drag
yourself a little further - just around the
corner...

Pay later.