OBAMA GUN BAN: Xenox News Pick's Ricky's Newist Gun

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Obama's gonna ban guns. Rickardovitz needs a real good one. Xenox News Helps Choose:

Alright good people of Xenox News. Old Ricky here needs some help figurin out what new gun he's gonna buy. Choices are:PTR-91 - copy of HK-91 in .308 Nothin says "Seig Heil" with a Southern Twang like an American copy of a German Assault RifleAK47 Underfolder - all good commies and commie killers need this o­neAR15 - Semi-auto Copy of the M16 - made out of recycled aluminum Budwiser Cans - what's more American than that?FN FAL - The "Right" Arm of the World. Not a commie gun.Desert Eagle 44 Magnum Auto Pistol - Jew Gun from Israel. EAA Witness 10mm - WOP gun from Italy - WOP's make good guns - grease thrown in fer free.UZI 9mm Carbine - Jews learn't good how to make guns from thar Nazi FathersM14 - Real Gook KillerAustrailian Leader MK-5 - Yep, Ausies make a Better Beercan15 than YankeesDamn - so many assault weapons to choose from, cain't make a decision - NEED YER HELP, PLEASE!!!!.
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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 17 years ago
    How about one of them reverse guns - where the bullet shoots out the back?
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    · 17 years ago
    Yep - Ain't nothing say 'GIT OUT OFF OF MY LAND'" better than a American copy of a German copy sof a Spanish Cetme.

    Yessiree, boys and girls - fires off them real man-killer bullets .308. Could bag a 12 point buck with that too.

    When I git me 'nuf money fer that PTR-91, I'm gonna dress her all up like a prom-queen. I figure I need a night-vision scope, a laser, a forward grip, a heap of magazines, a bayonett, git it perrtied up in camo-colors.

    I'm gonna name her the "OBAMINATOR".
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    · 17 years ago
    New wife Ricky? Wasn't Wifey the pig good enough? I suppose a firearm gives a bigger bang.
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    · 17 years ago
    'bout no guns. She's got hers 'n I got mine. I dern't like her guns none. Tain't good fer nothin but shooti'n horney old bobcats.

    Each of mine's got a special purposes. I got one each fer:

    Tree varmints 'n rabbits
    Bears
    Deer
    Fox
    Bobcats
    Tenants
    Yankees
    And a special one fer other undesireable trespass'n and burglarin pests that come in thar dark skinned variety. I call it my JC Chacer.
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    · 17 years ago
    There are about 50 million people in America that believe the "Apocalypse" will happen in their lifetime. These medieval nut jobs aren't just sitting around waiting for "the Rapture" (when their mythical "Jesus" will spirit them off to heaven), they are actively working against democratic progress, domestic and global. Right, Rick?
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    · 17 years ago
    Ricky - The Rapture - it's over. You have been left behind. Along with John Howard, Alan Jones, Dubya, Tony Blair, The Pope, and a huge supporting cast. A miss is as good as a mile. Saddam is our honoured guest - he saw the light just in time.
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    · 17 years ago
    Any of y'all who think impersonatin Jesus Christ or the Lord Almighty fer chuckles is gonna be hornet food come Judgment Day.

    Yer gonna think of me and say "God Bless Ricky - He Was Right....Oh, thar ain't no God 'round here....just SATAN, and he's whoopin my soul with a read hot Wasp Injection Knife.
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    · 17 years ago
    Oh fuck me again my angel! I wanna have another one of those divine roots!
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