How to introduce oneself at a new job?

Curious, Chatham 21 April 2011 0 minutes read

So I started work at the new job the other day. I toddled off to the loo ‘cause I was busting for a slash. I was standing at the urinal in that post-euphoric state of relief when a co-worker standing next to me turned to introduce himself. He said:

“Hi, I’m Larry and I have the biggest cock in this place” and waved his member at me.

My co-workers cock

Welcome to your new job!

How should I react to such an introduction?

Curious,

Chatham

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Loony Les · 15 years ago
Pull out your scissors and chop that old fella off!

So many peverts nowadays...
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Geille · 15 years ago
Christ. What a horrible way to introduce yourself. I hope the prick got the sack once you told the boss!
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Miss Konstrewd · 15 years ago
Well that's just too, too sad.
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Master of Etiquette · 15 years ago
Well I agree it is an akward way to start, but I believe you should make the best of every situation. Especially since you were new to the institution. Perhaps you should have said a brief compliment about his member, turned and shook off, and then proceeded to the wash basin with your new work companion. It would be best to put his unusal introduction into the back of your mind and discuss some light banter as you wash your hands and dry them. By the time you get back to your desk I am sure you and your new chum would have forgotten all about it and would be chatting away like best buddies ;)

Good manners aren't difficult, even when others around you don't have any.
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