JUDAS BLOODY CHRIST!

The rise of the new Oz faithful.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Oz PM and Little Nazi suckhole,
John Worm Hellspawn, has blessed
Hellsong Enterprises, the putrid
commercial branch of the evil
*Exclusive Order of Judas Christ's
Brethren of Latter-day Satanists
and Pedophilic Suckontologists*
in a ritual meant to encourage the
bursting of a portal to Hell.

This dangerous ritual could release
all the demons and goblins of Hades
upon the awful, fuckwitted Oz
dullards who will get to enjoy
turbo-charged Apocalypse in the
here and now, and literally in the
flesh as red-hot satanic pokers are
shoved up their rings, while vile
demonic choirs screech off-key
devotional music, politicians are
seen running wild, raping babies
and then eating them.
This would give the stupid cattle
the first authentic sensations of
their dull and feeble insectoidal
lives and maybe get their moronic
attention for a moment. At least
they may have something to think
about, that is, if someone lent
them a functioning brain.

An auspicious sign for this ritual
was the recent discovery of a
gospel that makes it clear that
Judas Iscariot was the good guy,
and Jesus was only a scungy bludger
who just got out of his depth and
meddled with Lord Satan's holy
market forces.

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