LUNATIC STEALS TANK IN SYDNEY

A crazed man stole a tank and went on a rampage in Sydney last night. It is reported that he has destroyed millions of dollars worth of telecommunication equipment.

XenoxNews is trying to confirm whether it was the Rev Chato in charge of the wayward armoured vehicle.
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    · 19 years ago
    Let's get this straight - it was an APC (armoured personnel carrier) NOT a bloody tank (fucking useless journos)! As absolute proof that the noble Chato Institute was not involved in any way, the APC left Kirribilli House strictly alone...
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    · 19 years ago
    Damn, Johnny - it's about time you taught them Australiens a lesson. Now, be a good Cajun and git your self back here so's we can celebrate....

    Oh, and don't forget that thar tank - we's gonna need it.
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    · 19 years ago
    Ricardovitz your phoney backwoods lingo fools nobody, nor do your juvenile provocations. It is a clear demonstration of this website's fundamental democratic principles that your foolish postings even get to appear, which is more than can be said for the many vicious, extremist right wing websites that pollute the internet.
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    · 19 years ago
    Only XenoxNews tolerates a full range of views.

    from the messianic to the idiotic.
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    · 19 years ago
    My dear Tex, I suppose you cannot help it, but please try to get it right. "You're right there Melanie" not "Your right there Melanie" - we must remember the dear little children and strive to be correct for them. Do we want them to grow up with the kind of pathological mentation so typical of the Australian PM? Words may sound similar, but they mean different things.
    For example: Wear and where. Site and sight. Their, there and they're. I hope you enjoyed my pedantic correction. The human species is doomed, but let us all go out with a bit of class.
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    · 19 years ago
    Does anyone remember the Gary Hayes incident?
    For those of you who are too young etc.... this article I found is a http://www.greenleft.org.au/1993/123/5045
    >must read!!


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    · 19 years ago
    You pedantic pricks give me the shits
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    · 19 years ago
    More pix and story about the Gary Alan Hayes incident in W.A.



    Crazy guy but somewhat of an Aussie historical icon. He had balls, that's for sure.
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    · 19 years ago
    Your(?) pedantic pricks?
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    · 19 years ago
    Ron those pics are great. I'm sure any moment now Ricardovitz will pop up and say that the right to own an APC is the only way to protect our liberties!
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    · 19 years ago
    "You're right there, Melanie" Teetering on the edge of I'm not sure what but can only speculate. And, Lord knows I do like to speculate.

    Melanie is sure a purty name - I'd like to see what's behind that name. I recon the Dr. would too, but he'd never admit it. The Dr. has his own psychosexual issues to muddle through, but I don't! I'm pure as a virgin snow.

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    · 19 years ago
    Now, here we have FrankBlues go and post this here nice story about an angry man who gits something that looks like an American SUV and attempts to start a revolution.

    WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT GARY ALAN HAYS? Noth'in, thats what. Why? Because no one thoguht to do any think'n on who this guy is; what's his beef?; is he an Anarchist or a Fasciast? (We know he ain't no lame Socialist, 'cause socialsts don't do noth'n but protest productive people)

    Come on, white folks, cain't we do no better than that?
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    · 19 years ago
    Dear Ricky, it is so good to see you sparking on most cylinders, but clearly most of your agitation is caused by serial coffee abuse. Since the John Howard depression-inducing regime has imposed its bleak weight upon the Oz public, in my Recreational Psychiatry(TM) practice down-under, we mostly see mania from coffee abuse as a desperate attempt to break through the bleak economic and social prospects of living under the Howard Death-Force Regime. Some relief can be had by submitting to my modern electronic brain-management techniques. You are welcome to try a free introductory course. But by now you are probably hopelessly addicted to coffee. Here's the nurse with my stuff - gotta go Ricky...
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    · 19 years ago
    Coffee is an evil brew. It is addictive and when you stop drinking it, even for a couple of days, you feel as sick as a antifreeze slurping dog.

    Coffee is nothing more than another attempt at big corporations teamed up with socialist left-wing dictators of South America to make us all addicts. I gave up coffee 7 years ago, Dr. Just water, orange juice and peach juice for me. I even gave up corn liquor - as alcohol kills the mind, and my mind don't go for suicide.

    My lungs are as pure as the back sideof a virgin's hymen; and my brain is as crisp as high-carbon spring steel. I have eliminated most of these vices from my life, Dr., concentrating on making myself as perfect and as pure as humanly possible. And, at the end of my lifespan, God will take me to the highest level of purity infinitely possible.
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    · 19 years ago
    Democracy shlemocracy! Why give this moron Dickheadovitz the space to vent his mindnumbingly vacuous remarks?
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