Created: Wednesday, 24 January 2007 Written by Chato
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And so it was that the sheeple
fled in panic from an acronym.

The Lying Turd Who Cried WMD

There once was a suckhole turd who was bored as he
sat on the hillside watching the village sheeple.
To amuse himself he took a great breath and sang
out, "WMD! WMD! The WMD is chasing the sheeple!"

The villagers came running up the hill to help the
turd drive the WMD away. But when they arrived at
the top of the hill, they found no WMD. The turd
laughed at the sight of their angry faces.

"Don't cry 'WMD', suckhole turd," said the
villagers, "when there's no WMD!" They went
grumbling back down the hill.

Later, the turd sang out again, "WMD! WMD! The WMD
is chasing the sheeple!" To his naughty delight,
he watched the villagers run up the hill to help
him drive the WMD away.

When the villagers saw no WMD they sternly said,
"Save your frightened song for when there is
really something wrong! Don't cry 'WMD' when there
is NO WMD!"

But the turd just grinned and watched them go
grumbling down the hill once more.

Later, he saw a REAL WMD prowling about his flock
of sheeple. Alarmed, he leaped to his feet and
sang out as loudly as he could, "WMD! WMD!"

But the villagers thought he was trying to fool
them again, and so they didn't come.

At sunset, everyone wondered why the suckhole turd
hadn't returned to the village with their sheeple.
They went up the hill to find the turd. They found
him weeping.

"There really was a WMD here! The flock has
scattered! I cried out, "WMD!" Why didn't you

An old man tried to comfort the turd as they
walked back to the village.

"We'll help you look for the lost sheeple in the
morning," he said, patting the turd with a stick,
"Nobody believes a lying turd...even when he is
telling the truth!"