My life with mugwump jism and bug powder dust

I had a brief intake of above substances. The jism was gooey all over my face.


I shot the dust.

 

My house is next door to a whole lot of Exclusive Bretherens. You know the type...have the bible with them everywhere...but only read the bits that say thou shall not. I’m not bitter like them. My life is for living, for experimenting.
God gave me this body to sample the world.


Ever shot the dust? Hits the arm at a 100mph and zoom straight to your brain. Eyes quiver, muscles explode. Your knackers squeeze tight as they blow their load.

 

My friends live the dream.

 


I then had my head in the mugwump lap and was slurping away. A combination of the jism and dust was always a good way to start the day.


My morning constitutional you could say.

 

What my rectum looked like after jism and the dust.


So there you have it. Don't knock it till you've tried it, I say!

 

Ptolmey Baby

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    · 19 years ago
    More titty ditties please.
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    · 19 years ago
    The Mugwumps were a political movement comprising Republicans who supported Democratic candidate Grover Cleveland in the United States presidential election of 1884. They switched parties because they could not in good faith support the Republican candidate, James Blaine of Maine. After the election was over, mugwump survived for more than a decade as an epithet in American politics, and the Mugwumps themselves continued many of their associations as reformers well into the 20th century -- Wikipedia
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    · 19 years ago
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    · 19 years ago
    Speechless in Gaza
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    · 19 years ago
    Tried masses of genital warts around your anus yet?
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    · 16 years ago
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    · 15 years ago
    Anyone for a game of pinochle?
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    · 14 years ago
    Where can i score?
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    · 14 years ago
    Git some real tarded folks 'round this here place. Mugwumps ain't no Republican. It's a dumb Yankee Injun word. Lord know what it means, but it dern't mean Republicrat. I reckon you'd have ta resurect all them dead heathen injuns them Yankees done kilt off 'n ask them.
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    · 12 years ago
    A wet Tobacco leaf applied to piles is a certain cure.
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    · 12 years ago
    Does the application need the hand of a certain group of people? Perhaps the aforementioned Mugwumps could lend their hands to the cause?
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