Have you fucked a whale?

SteveIrwin'sLittlePe 18 January 2008 1 minute read

I have. Luckily my cock is big enough to fill the cows cunt.

"Life is grand" she shouted. And I shouted "But death is just the best!"

Blubber and come right out her fucking blow hole.

Her eyes darted like a naughty little fish. Oh what a naughty little fish she was.

And then I came and I swore I felt like the mighty Ahab. Nothing like fucking a blue whale for your green credentials. I felt like a 1980s Peter Garret; all warm and fuzzy.

Saving the whales is piss easy when your cock is as big as mine. I am a mighty green warrior; fucking whale bitches to save them all.

SteveIrwin'sLittlePecker

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Cynical observer · 18 years ago
Look what happened after non-core John and gormless Irwin started shamelessly hugging each other in public. Irwin kills himself stupidly, then his mate John throws it all away politically.
I tell you, no good can come from naming a ship after Steve Irwin. Why not name it The Flying Dutchman or the Titanic?
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Turncoat redneck cunthead · 18 years ago
Or put Garrett on it and call it The Bounty
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Digger · 18 years ago
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Digger · 18 years ago
I thought the bald one was the pinup boy for you lefty losers? He is a perfect role model: loves to spout rhetoric while actually doing nothing.

Like all-talk-no-action lefties!

Digger,
Cranbourne
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Lefty Loser · 18 years ago
Well, it is hard to win when pricks like Garrett betray us.

There is no hope for the earth.

Talking about ships- farewell port phillip bay. Another environmental disaster we can thank Garrett for. Thank you - you fucken bald headed moron.

Dumping tonnes and tonnes of toxic waste in the middle of our bay. Good one knob head.
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I've had enough · 15 years ago
Now the freaks are fucking the whales...

FUCKING THE WHALES!

There is no hope for us. Open up the grave I'm a coming home!
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Tooth fairy · 15 years ago
...send me round round Robin right round like a record Robin round round round round
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