Created: Sunday, 23 April 2006 Written by Chato
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We must be grateful for God's little mercies
now the Howardland is under constant attack.

Most of the staff of the Chato Institute
were on their knees giving thanks, and
sobbing with relief.

Even though a bludging Oz digger has been
blown away, all Ostrichlians are filled
with gratitude that Almighty God has chosen
to keep our brave little national treasure
safe and away from any possible danger.

What would we do if we lost the loving and
courageous father of the Howardland?

Thank you Dark Lord Satan for allowing us
some more time with your lovely little son,
and thanks to the Federal Labor Party who
once again refused to find fault with him.