JOHN AND JOHN

Rodent gets aid and comfort from the Golden
Voice in his quest to fan public hysteria,
and get the mob in the mood to lynch a poor
shocked muslim cleric, who dared to speak.


The poor bastard did not realize that Rodent
has spies everywhere - listening to hear any
little thing that King Rat can use to his
political advantage.

There was Rodent sucking-up to the Golden
Voice on his talk-back program. Putting on
the very sincere, very humble little voice:

"I would not urge a lynching for my own
political advantage - No! I only do this
sort of filthy thing for the greater good!"

It got even worse as Rodent degenerated to
his greasy, supplicating voice.
The text that fits his grovelling tone goes
something like this:

"I am so very honoured to be able to use
your grotesque radio show to further my sick
agendas - could you please part your arse
cheeks a little more so that I can get my
tongue in deeper still?"

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Of course Chato supports Muffis who like to rape innocent women, but when it comes to our elected leader he is rabid.

    Digger,

    Cranbourne
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Digger, I am confused. Do you mean that non-innocent women should be raped? How would a muffin rape anyone? Should it be toasted first?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    maybe it is meant to be Muffi the Christian Slayer?
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