Just Who Is "Max Gross"

Investigation leads to unusual discovery

Max Gross ain't who he thinks he is.  Investigative reporter Ricardovitz set out to uncover the mystery of this here Max Gross character.  Pretending to be an Australian Anarchist, Gross's true identity has been uncovered by Ricardovitz. 

Mr. Gross' secretly lives in the US and works as an adjunct professor at Georgetown University in Washington D.C...at least that's what he claims.  But, how many Jewish professors live in the US capital while married to a terrorist?  But, before we explore that any further, lets stay focussed o­n who he claims to be.  Mr. Gross claims to be a History Professor, who can be contacted at:  This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it..  He o­nly claims to work o­n Monday and Wednesday from 10:30 a.m. to 1:00 p.m.   Sound suspicious?  Wait, there's more. 

Mr. Gross retired from the Federal Government in December 2005. Prior to his retirement, he was for eleven years o­n the secret oversight pannel of the School of Intelligence Studies at the National Defense Intelligence College. Before that, he was Professor of Intelligence (Middle East) at the same institution. He also served as an Intelligence Research Specialist in the Middle East Branch of DIA’s Directorate of Research. Dr. Gross served as a military intelligence officer in the United States Air Force, with three consecutive overseas assignments in Turkey, West Germany and South Vietnam.

In addition to his work at the Joint Military Intelligence College, he now has assumed a "front job" as adjunct professor at George Washington University, American University, Georgetown University and the University of Virginia. This is suspected to be a cover for a foreign spy network that has infiltrated the top security levels of Australian government.

His current assignment was uncovered to be the proliferation of Islamic religion and politics through out the Western countries, focusing o­n the US and Australia.  He also has been especially interested in Ottoman military documents, which code hasn't yet been cracked, especially Ottoman-Arab global domination plan, which remained dormant for decades until recently resurected in the form of New Islamic Nationalism. 

Mr. Gross mysteriously married Nasrine Abou-Bakre of Kabul, Afghanistan, and correspondents are presently further investigating these suspect connections.
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Investigative Correspondent:  Ricardovitz

 
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    · 18 years ago
    You got it all wrong. Max Gross is a piss head who lives in the bush up near Derrimut.
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    · 18 years ago
    This ain't no joke, like Mr. Gross wants everyone to think it is. He don't live nowhere near Melbourne. He's living in Yankeeville. I traced him back to the Melbourn area and then "poof" suddenly he pops up as a Yankee.

    Nope. I got Mr. Gross's number and he's working for the Islamic Underworld. All you got to do is connect the dots.
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    · 18 years ago
    if that is the case then Max must have one them teleporter devices - then again, them Arab's obviously so advanced these days it is no surprise they have forged ahead in the field of anti-matter technology.
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    · 18 years ago
    If this true, who needs to be exorcised? Where is the demon? In Ricky? How many Max Gross bodies are there anyway? Which one do I clear with "Tech" from The Carnival of $ouls training routines? (Formerly the Church of $uckontology TRs) Xenu sure is going to be pissed off - not speak of the unspeakable Ron!
    Our Cthulhu who art in R'yleh...
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    · 18 years ago
    I got that wrong - I will try again Lord Cthulhu. "R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."
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    · 18 years ago
    "Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."
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    · 18 years ago
    "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."
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    · 18 years ago
    Max hasnt posted in quite a while. I've heard a rumour that he got picked up by the feds
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    · 18 years ago
    Thats why you ain't heard from him - he's got a new life; a new wife. He ain't alowed to talk freely no more. In fact, he never was. He was always jsut some undercover fed opperative drummin up info on you Aussie radical left-bent, wackos. He's got files on all of them thar commie corn-whisky drunkards. That's right , boys and girls you done been spied on by one of yer own.
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    · 18 years ago
    Max an FBI agent! Bullshit. Last time I looked he was a piano playing hippy living with these ex-black panther dudes in this old warehouse in Tobago. (Thanks for putting us up that weekend buddy)

    One thing for sure is that this Ricardoshite is trying to flush you out Max. Better keep your back to the wall.
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    · 18 years ago
    Dont you know?
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    · 18 years ago
    Maybe he's gone underground... literally?
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    · 18 years ago
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    · 18 years ago
    He might be a Jew, but he ain't no commie-suckin, hippy drug guzzlin lefty. He's got the good on y'all freaks and he's back home working for the Yankee gooberment.
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    · 18 years ago
    http://www.trinitydc.edu/academics/depts/Interdisc/International/images/JMIC/Max%20Gross/P0003245.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.trinitydc.edu/academics/depts/Interdisc/International/images/JMIC/Max%20Gross/P0003245.jpg " width=250 border=1> That's 'em. He even looks like he's wearin a Dixie necktie, but it ain't. Nosiree, boys and girls, that ain't no Dixie necktie. See, Mr. Gross don't no no better. He splashed a little gray hair tonic on his head and done cleaned himself up and all, but that's him!!! Plain as can be. He's workin for them Federal Boys in Washington.
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    · 18 years ago
    Ricardovitz may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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    · 18 years ago
    Rufus, Satan has taken your soul.
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    · 18 years ago
    Only an idiot would think "Max Gross" is really Max Gross. Like many a literary cavalier he is a kind of Blog Batman: by day, a mild mannered citizen going about his chores like any other grinning, cross-eyed, castrated consumer; by night, a drunk at a keyboard.
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    · 18 years ago
    Only and idiot would think anyone would use their real name on a blog site
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