Created: Wednesday, 14 December 2005 Written by ChatoPM affirms the important role
of love in his regime. The plucky little American
proconsul of Ostrichlia, Judas
Winston Horrid was livid with
rage when he heard of the moronic
gang strife washing over the
Howardland like a river of raw
"I hate hate!" he raved as he
rolled on the floor and bit into
the carpet. "I hate those who
promote hate, and I hate those
who hate. I will not tolerate any
intolerance because I hate that!
Anyone who seeks revenge will feel
the lash of my hate and vengeance!"
The leader of the opposition was
off sick but had been replaced by
an equally capable plate of jelly
which declined to comment.