Australia's 1st Prime Minister from Altona!

"The role of the United States of America and the corporations it represents in the June 24 political coup against former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd is clearly supported by the evidence, analysts point out. "

"Gillard, on the very day the coup brought her to power, stressed her total commitment to the US alliance and the Afghan war. In an opinion piece published in major daily newspapers, she also repudiated the announcement made by Defence Minister John Faulkner on June 23 — just hours before the coup plot against Rudd went into action — that the Labor government would consider withdrawing Australian troops from Afghanistan within two to four years.

Gillard wrote: “Bringing home our troops cannot be to a pre-set timetable.” The war was at a “critical stage” and “we must maintain our commitment to seeing it through”. Her government, she stressed, “will remain steadfast to the mission we have set ourselves in Afghanistan”."

"In toppling Rudd so swiftly (the coup was executed within the space of just 15 hours) Labor’s faction bosses were simply taking action on behalf of the mining chiefs and other corporate executives, and their opposition to Rudd’s proposed 40 percent resource super-profits tax (RSPT)."

[url]http://www.mathaba.net/news/?x=623974[/url]

Our prime minister, who says her main skills are in education recently addresses a conference of world leaders.


"With my broad Australian accent, even the English speakers in the room might wanna ... may want to access the translation to make sure that they're understanding my words"

Took the the one eyed jack...

Is Julia Gillard on a high dose of prescribed sedatives?

Her drawl is sounding slower and slower as each day goes by. She reminds me of my aunt when she is on the valium.

Maybe she is on the Altona housewife favourite... Natural Gas ;)

Julia has a new speech writer. Previous experience was work on "The Bold and the Beautiful" and Oprah.

The first speech included arriving in Parliament with an Australian Flag. On cue a display of breaking into tears.

[url]http://www.theage.com.au/opinion/politics/prime-minister-bares-the-pain-for-a-nation-awash-with-grief-20110208-1almi.html[/url]

Well maybe she isn't a lesbian after all but she certainly has some fruity attributes.

This special insightful documentary on the ABC reveals all about Julia including her dog "Bill" (after Bill Shorten) as well as profiling her fuck buddy Tim Whatchamacallit

[url]http://www.abc.net.au/iview/#/program/822188[/url]

Gillard, going, going, g.....

She's one of the few PM's NOT a millionaire

She's not a millionaire yet but give her time. They all usually make their millions after they get booted from office.

Yer Julia look like a titty dancer I rustled up when I was in my prime 'n a heathen sinner. Praise Jesus fer savin me from wallerin in the stank that comes from evil titty dancin women jest like yer Julia. Yessiree, i can smell her stank from here.

And I can smell yours. Have a wash you hillbilly scum!

What is you talkin 'bout junior? Men folks ain't git no stank. Go back 'n git some of that gooberment sex schoolin, cuz you musta missed somethin. Its the wommen folk that git the stank 'tween thar legs. God only made one thing can churn out stank, and I ain't got one

The hypothalamic preoptic sweat center is located in the brain and sends commands through the brain stem and medulla to the innervations of the sweat glands.

I get it Fuckvitz. The 'stank' is just like the stuff that comes out of your mouth. Women have it monthly. You have it constantly.

@Pelican The continuing story? Our next PM in waiting.

@LordyLordyLordy Given the eve churning septic tank Australian's have endured since 2013 methinks the drover's dog is a shoe-in...

@Rusty Fence Yes. Has there been a bigger bunch of morons than the current LNP crew? All of them, fucking useless. Don't even have the rat cunning that old Johnny Howard had.

Lizard, you a queer boy, ain'cha? Dern't like that full-moon girl-stank. You git yer sex-compass all fouled up 'n cain't keep it from div'in into thar boy-poo mud hole. Spread'n all kinds 'o Satan's diseases 'mong you bunch-o-queers. I think you need a icepick labotomy ta git yer sex-compass point'n in thar right direction, sniff'n fer that full-moon stank cooter. Yesiree, boy, that what you need!!!

@Ricardovitz I hear people are burning the old Georgia flag. You would be up for that Ricky? Or prefer to use it to wipe ur hairy arse after you go to the bog? Either use seems appropriate for a Confederate rag like that.

Dern't know nothin 'bout no Georgia Flag. Only flag we fly 'round here is thar Confederate Flag. They git a Confederate Flag thar in Austraila...bet ya dern't know no nevermind 'bout that, did ya? We gonna git it all right fer y'all down under...Yessiree, we will!!!