PUTIN APOLOGISES TO PIPSQUEAK BALTIC STATES FOR WW2 LIBERATION

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At a press conference in Moscow a spokesman for Russian leader Vladimir Putin today issued an apology to the leaders of Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania for their liberation by Russian forces in World War Two. “We offer our heartfelt apology to the people of these great nation states for liberating them from German occupation in World War Two. I suppose we should have known from the many people from these countries who were either fighting with Hitler’s SS or guarding his concentration camps that they preferred to be run by the Nazis. ”

He then stuck up his middle finger to the cameras and closed the press conference.
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    · 21 years ago
    I love the sarcasm!
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    · 21 years ago
    The russians lost more than 21 million people fighting off Hitler and his fucken anti-red supporters. Even the jews "only" lost 6 million or so! And now Bush and his fucken creepy jesus cronies are surround russia again by expanding NATO when by rights that should have been scrapped when the soviet onion unpeeled itself! No wonder Putin is so fucken antsy. Keep it up Bush, you fucken moron, you'll give the russians a reason to bring back fucken communism!
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    · 12 years ago
    That nasty Putin. Always ganging up on us poor ex-Soviet states. Won't someone think of our children?
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    · 12 years ago
    Vladimir Putin is already git thar ovens fired up fer shovlin live Ukrainians in. Europe is gonna git all thar gas, oil 'n whatnot from the renderin of fat lazy gunless, guttless Ukrainians who jest tuck tail 'n hide from 'ol big bad Putin. Yessiree, its gonna be a bio-diesel bonanza fer Europe!!!
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    · 12 years ago
    Obviously this Ukraine is a problem because this stupid country exists. In relity there has never previously been a country called 'Ukraine'. I suggest we do what my old relative would do - split it down the middle. One half to Russia, the other half to Prussia.

    And then we should give Konigsberg back.
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    · 12 years ago
    I loves the smell of burnin Ukrainians in the mornin. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, fer 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We dern't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' Ukranian body. Thar smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole dern hill. Smelled like glorious victory!!!
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    · 4 years ago
    @Ricardovitz Only 8 years too early with this one Ricky!
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    · 4 years ago
    I ain't sure I wrote that!!!  Thar Lord musta bin use'n me fer future-tellin back then.
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