Is Australia building its own 'protective' Wall?

IT IS BORDER PROTECTION GONE MAD!

Inspired after a visit to that bastion of human rights and democracy Israel, Australia’s new Immigration minister Scott Morrison has secretly ordered the construction of a wall to be built around parts of Australia to stop unwanted refugees seeking shelter.

Morrison recently told a session of Cabinet:

“I have seen firsthand how well the West Bank wall of Israel has insulated it from the terrorists, Arabs, and no good Muslims, and so I have decided to build a protective barrier for our great Nation."

Continuing on he said:

“It will be like a Great Wall of Australia, and besides keeping out the great unwashed it will also be a fantastic tourist attraction in the years ahead.”

And XenoxNews.com has got its hands on a picture of the first part of the wall being constructed in secret along the North West coast of Australia. Ultimately it is believed it will stretch from Darwin to Perth with armed guards and drones patrolling its bounds.

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New PM Tony Abbott, fresh from bravely battling the Blue Mountain bushfires, was also supportive of the new wall. It is reported he told Cabinet that no money should be spared in building it. Said the PM:

“I think we are on a winner with this. I've spoken with important people like Alan Jones and Gina Rinehart and they reckon all the plebs will love the idea.”

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    · 12 years ago
    Wow, what a man of action our boy Tony has turned out to be! Must have all you latte sippers choking on your croissants.
    What a great idea. Here is another one, we should get all those reffos we are paying for in their tropical hideaways to build it. Save us a bundle and piss off the greenies and assorted bleeding heart do-gooders.
    A real win-win.

    Digger,
    Cranbourne
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    · 12 years ago
    Please Tony. Do anything. I am scared legless. Build a wall. Drop a bomb. Keep them out; they want our children. They want our houses.

    They want our money.

    No more handouts. Except for me.
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    · 12 years ago
    They should just wall off Tony and his Liberal fuckwits on some fucking island. Maybe put Ricardovitz in charge of it so he can go KKK on their arses.
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    · 12 years ago
    Abbott seems a little bit unhinged at moment. Carbon tax is socialism. ALP wacko for wanting to build NBN. Losing the plot early it seems.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 12 years ago
    Tony appears to never had a plot other than take the reins and then organise the deals and kick backs with his rich mates. All else can go to hell.
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    · 12 years ago
    But has Mr Abbott discussed contraception with his finger-licking-good-looking daughters yet?
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    · 12 years ago
    Really? Are they so good looking the old man wants to hump them? I better check them out!
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    · 12 years ago
    With all the secrecy of the new Abbott government who can doubt they are doing something stupid like this. And with the Murdoch media keeping mum your average aussie has no idea what else these clowns are up to.
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    · 12 years ago
    After this latest 'boats back' debacle I think Tony and his team of fuckwits will definitely be thinking about building a wall.

    Simple ideas for simple minds.
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    · 12 years ago
    http://scatt.bilegrip.com/
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    · 12 years ago
    On our tiny little boats we float. Pushed out on to the wild seas by the vagaries of life. We will all hit the waves, the sandbars of life. No one is exempt from this.

    And if no one will open their hearts to save me; who is going to save me?

    As I sink down down down... Down to the bottom of the sea, The coal black sea.

    We all need a little bit of love in this world of the heartless.
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    · 12 years ago
    Any chance of getting a few of those reffos to clean up my backyard? It's a fucking mess at the moment and I have no time to clean it myself.
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