Wednesday, 08 March 2006 By Stiff ReporterAged Aussie PM John Howard seems to attract terrorists to the countries he visits.
First it was the 2001 September 11 tragedy which coincided with a visit by the favourite of the Aussie battlers to Washington DC.
Next he was in London when the July 7 subway suicide bombers struck.
And now he is in India when another terrorist attack strikes.
Our advice to the rest of the world: don't let this guy darken your doorstep or else you too could be bombed!