Created: Wednesday, 13 July 2005 Written by Chato
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Liberated Iraq hostage
and medical basket-case
gets Medicare card in
exchange for a blow-job. "I'm so sorry mister P.M.,
I never meant all those
nasty things I said about
your regime while I was
held hostage!"

grovelled the venal old
ex-pat Oz suckhole, as he
met the Prime Malignancy
of Oz.

"Can I have a Medicare card
now please?"

"Of course you can! I was
worried about your welfare
as much as I worry about the
welfare the rest of the
bludgers who inhabit this
land occasionally!"

said the P.M. putting on
an air of sincerity and
human warmth.