Created: Sunday, 30 October 2005 Written by Chato
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Opposition leader agrees with
PM's policies and agitates for
a ten percent increase in sterness. As Uncle Suckhole's new Police
State takes shape, the plucky
little American arsewipe was
very encouraged by the latest
bombings in India.

"Even though global violence
is showing signs of increase
we should not be too optimistic.
Despite my appeals, the tourists
have not been exploding in Oz
cities as much as hoped-for!
However I shall use the new
Police State laws to facilitate
the much-needed transfer of
wealth from the poor into the
economy where it can do the
rich some powerful good."

The invisible opposition leader
Wind Bagzly replied fiercely.

"Whatever the suckhole says plus
a bit extra is OK with me."