ELECTION 2013 - Update

Forget it latte sippers. Your mob hasn't got a hope. All you bleeding heart lefties will be howling to the moon once PM Abbott is in the Lodge. Say good bye to all your climate crap and non-stop taxing.

And no more open borders for reffos either.

Digger,
Cranbourne

Hey Digger I suppose you will be proudly glowing when Abbott awards John Howard the Governor General job.

A move like that might be Maybe that will be enough to bring Chato back FFS!

Sounds like a good idea to me! Better than that commie in Yarralumla now.

Digger,
Cranbourne

Bring back the Fucknuckle!
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Then I'd get off the computer and go and vote again.

Vote fer me, Ricardovitz. I'll git Australia on thar straight 'n narrow. Freedom. Farmin. 'N Guns fer all land owners. We'll git the good-fer-nothins workin harder than a jew in a German cannery.

I'm gonna git rid of all welfare 'n nefarious gooberment handouts. Those who can 'll survive 'n thrive. Those who cain't will wither 'n die like lazy fester'n vermin in the streets - xamples fer thar lazy good-fer-nothin kids. Tain't nothing more powerful a motivator than a child watchin his mammy die'n of starvation when she ain't gittin no more welfare check. That boy 'll take ta the fields 'n start pick'n harder 'n n*g*e* on crack hooked up ta plow. Such a boy 'll grow up ta be a powerful leader of men. Yessiree, cain't be no leader, less you git the scars ta show fer it.

We is gonna open up that big 'ol desert y'all call "outback" fer folks ta grab 'em some land ta work. Gonna be called "COME 'N GIT IT......WORK IT HARD.......er die ya lazy retard.

Some of y'all gonna say "Ricky, how you gonna work land tain't git no water on it???)". Here's how. Y'all bunch 'o brain-washed dummies done fergot y'all live on a island surrounded by water. So, here's my 4-step plan fer turnin dust into farm land:

1. We is gonna expand oil production in the North West Shelf, 'n make fuel ta power de-salting plants
2. We gonna build thar biggest 'n baddest water de-salting plants thar world ever done saw.
3. We gonna blast a mega-huge crater ware Alice Springs is. Gonna be 35,000 square miles 'n' real deep too.
4. Then we is gonna pump de-salted water inta that thar big 'ol hole, 'n dredge 3000 rivers flowin from it like spokes on a wagon wheel.

Now, some of y'all gonna ask "Ricky, what ya gonna do that fer???"

Cuz we is gonna git cheap stuff from the chinks. Here's how. We gonna sell them chinks a heap of cheap food - cheaper 'n they can make it, 'n better too. Farmers is still gonna git paid fer thar hard work - tain't gonna be free. Then when all the Chink land dry up from neglectin it, we git them chinks by the balls 'n make 'em do 'n make things fer Australians if'n they want thar bellies filled with good Australian grub.

I git more ideas too. Yer lame-brained dummies runnin Australia ain't git no ideas, ain't git a lick of sense, 'n surely ain't git no testicular fortitude ta do nothin fer thar countrymen.

Anywhoo, vote fer me, Ricardovitz in 2013.

Prime Minister Murdoch, I presume?

I say, cutting corporate tax is bound to boost the economy. That and cutting peoples wages. That Abbott is the go-better business been crying out for!

What will Abbott cut next? The horn? Cut the horn! Cut getting the horn.

Peewee, dat you??? Trahan?? ya 'ol coon killa, ware ya bee hiden out??? Yer boy on 'bout you screechin up on jaggen hill in Jenna La. Good fer ya - keep on thar good fi Pewee.

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