UFOs: WHY HERE? WHY NOW?

Nowadays the sky has all eyes turned towards it as Earth seems under incessant visitation from unidentified flying craft. Never before have so many people spotted them

The evidence is mounting and irrefutable. The spacemen are here.

The reasons why they are here, however, remain elusive.

 

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Coming to your neighbourhood?

Our fragile blue orb seems to be a beacon for every green skinned four eyed beasty. One reason postulated by the SETA (Searching for Extra-Terrestrial Antics) is that recent events are attracting them. Events such as:

-          The Greek financial crisis

-          The election of a black man as leader of the free world

-          The approaching catastrophe of the Greenhouse effect

-          Recent volcanic activity

 

While these pundits postulates all have the ring of authenticity, I wonder what the learned readership of XenoxNews thinks.

 

People, why are they here?

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    · 16 years ago
    If that is the type of alien that wants to visit earth I say "Let them all in!"

    She, him, it, whatever; is welcome in my country, my house, my bed.

    Especially my bed :)

    Yours in a sticky mess of hopefulness,

    Herr Fuckyouruncle
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    · 16 years ago
    Theya are really the UFO's of our life.

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    · 16 years ago
    That thar got ta be a retard alien. Them sites on that ray-gun is so stupidly long that she cain't hit nothin with that thing. By the time she git her zombie eyes afixed on that scope-thang, she'd be ful 'o .308 sized holes.

    Aliens and them dumb TV folks who make 'em up, is dumb as dope-fiends.
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    · 16 years ago
    Forgiveness only goes so far Ricardovitz. You are going to burn in hell for eternity for your hateful and uncaring way.
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    · 16 years ago
    I don't know why they are here; all i want is a ride out of this stinkhole before it all goes to shit...

    BEAM ME UP ET!
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    · 16 years ago
    I believe they have all come to earth because they saw Tony In those buggie smugglers! Hubba hubba,
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    · 16 years ago
    Spud hey? More like Mr Potato head!

    They are here 100 years too late; the greatest man is long gone.

    oh Fred! Departed for that eternal recurrence in the sky...
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    · 16 years ago
    They are here because we have reached the correct amount of maturity and numbers for mass experimentation to begin.

    We are mere vassels to their technological wonder!

    Prepare to be engraved with their numbers; your life has now become easier. Like a rat in a cage we will do what they want.
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    · 16 years ago
    Now they are heading to the east coast of Oz:
    [url]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/1064435/ufos-seen-zooming-over-eastern-australia[/url]

    I blame Kruddys tax on the Miners.

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    · 16 years ago
    The light in Australia looks like the one in Norway:


    Australia:
    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/1064435/ufos-seen-zooming-over-eastern-australia

    They are here. they are real. And I am shit scared.
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    · 16 years ago
    mankind is a sinkhole of vice, depravity, and disloyalty. for these bi-ped fuckwits a visit from our inter-galatic overlords will spark a rush of inane observations, drunken ramblings, and spontaneous combustions.

    earth has nothing to fear, for like St Albans, it has nothing noone of stature needs...
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    · 16 years ago
    Don't blame me
    for falling in love with you
    I'm under your spell
    So how can I help it?

    [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/Aarhus_mask_stone.jpg [/img]
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    · 16 years ago
    What is that? Some UFOniks impression of our alien visitors? Or the usual scribble of the hillbilly fuckwits who report seeing them?

    You be the judge!

    Dr IP Freely. Professional Rationalist.
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    · 16 years ago
    The fire will dwindle into glowing ashes,
    For flames and love live such a little while . . .
    I won't forget, but I won't be lonely, Oh, no . . .

    [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c6/U_333,_Orkesta.JPG/450px-U_333,_Orkesta.JPG[/img]
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    · 16 years ago
    More pothead mumblings...

    Looks like someone stuck a tombstone with a doodle on it in their lounge room.

    Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist
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    · 16 years ago
    Red hair signifies all that is anti-life in the universe. Like a gaping black hole the red hair wearer is a soul sucker, an intelligence denier; a lone lunatic spreading fear, fire, and pestilence throughout the galaxy.

    Check the history books; when one is made leader destruction and woe ensue. Remember Leif the Red? I'm sure the Norwegians do! What about Jezebel? That flame haired minx spread so much clap up and down ancient Israel all the Jews had to leave.

    So when the International Galaxy Federation divined that another red haired demon was assuming power somewhere within their bounds they dispatched a crack time of agents to 'nip her in the bud' so to speak.

    Expect our Julia to be abducted and probed and suitably sedated very soon. Only then can we all rest in peace.

    Now where is that pipe...
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    · 16 years ago
    We now not only have the massive flow of eye witness accounts but now credible video footage of an alien in Alberta taken only a fortnight ago.



    You have to admit that it is pretty good
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    · 16 years ago
    For christ sake you fuckwit; get off the crack pipe! A half arsed film of some idiot running around his backyard in a latex suit is about as convincing as all the other proof you UFO nuts offer. That is, not fucking convincing at all.

    Now go out and get a real job you layabout drug sniffing UFO nut.

    Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist
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    · 16 years ago
    Ve zought zat ze wideo vas quite excite ink and it devinitely re-infigorated our eefnink. Hans is zinking ov gettink a sbandex body suit and ze thought of re-enactink this wideo viz Hans in ze dark is wery excitink. How romantik don't you sink? I velt movement in Hans (in ze pinkelwurst) ven we were discussink it. I zink zat alien sexy is vay underrated. I come to feel blushing in my cheek.
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    · 16 years ago
    they are here! [url]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/glance/7927314/airport-closes-after-ufo-sighting[/url]

    and of course they are visiting the most powerful country on earth first; China.
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