GET THE HORN AND FIGHT CANCER!

If you can't crack a fat while undergoing chemo, when can you crack a fat? I ask you!
I want a drug that has strong anti-politician activity, and still lets me crack a fat without GST (Grossly Swollen Testicles)!

Is this stuff available on the internet?

Grass, goose, juice, loose, pussy, flussy, ice, yabba, speed, the quick, the slow, smack, horse, naked horse with naked chick, dope, religion, semen, mushies, rollies, doobies, goobies, booze, metho, grappa, a bit of yor old papa, LSD, peyote (chicken optional), nekkid chicks on motorbikes, bikies red raw cockies, cane toad skin, yage, morpine, opium, A-Z of Sigma Catalog, you name it I want it, formaldehyde, nitrous oxide, crack, coke, ketamine, what ya got?, ether, phorbol myristate acetate, dimethyl sulfoxide, ethanol, petrol, the ground up remains of your dead wife, ashes in the pipe, bong water, whatever, whenever, I want it. Now.

I haven't tried it - but dried and powdered politician brain is better than crack!
Just passing this info on in case an energetic psycho needs new ideas.
- Maggotrot Thatcher

I've got the horn

Join the club Mario.

Hairy Fucknuckle