A Budget to Die For 2016

Mad Max Gross analyses the first and last Turnbull government Budget

Well, damned if I was going to waste my time listening to that rabid feckin' junkyard dog Scutt Morrison sprewk the usual LIEbral bullshit as they kick the poor and pander to the rich so I watched an episode of Heston Blumenthal doing weird shit to food on SBS-on-Demand instead.

Later, I turned to the news online and got no further than "Mr Morrison said..." before my gag reflex kicked in.

The LIEbrals have been "in charge" for almost 3 years and what have they achieved?

Dwarfing previous budgets with their very own debt and deficit disaster?

Driving imprisoned refugees insane?

Stopping "The Boats"?

Really?

The naval blockade that is costing the budget bottom line how much, exactly? 

Five months ago it was reported that the cost of our deliberately cruel immigration detention system has blown out by more than $1 billion.

Last financial year the Turnbull/Abbott government spent $1.2 billion on Australia's offshore detention centres, including $20 million on charter flights alone.

And wait for those lawsuits regarding illegal detention on Manus Island start pouring in!

Fuuuuck! Nope, nope, nope!

I'm not going to dig through all that reeking LNP/IPA shit this time round. Feck 'em!

You want to pick through the gory mess, go ahead!

You want the backstory? Here it is!

You want to breathe freely and feel human again, then here, breathe!

The only consolation is knowing the Turnbott government won't be around long enough to break their latest promises, pledges and commitments.

But nine weeks?!

Jesus wept!

Nine more weeks before we apparently get a chance to vote Talcolm Furball and the rest of those vicious, venal bastards out.

Nine weeks of "Mums and Dads", "Jobs and Growth" and what else? "Let Them Burn"?

And good luck with that!

Now where's that feckin' vodka!

This was Max Gross for Xenox News.

Read more Max here!

 

 

 

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 10 years ago
    Unbelievable isn't it? Turnbull, Morrison, Corman all stand there yammering like demented galahs repeating themselves as if there was a scintilla of truth in a single word they spoke
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    · 10 years ago
    Bring back Tony!
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    · 10 years ago
    @Digger's Ghost Malcolm IS Tony! Nothing has changed! 2016 budget includes everything in the 2014 budget!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 10 years ago
    What do you mean Malcolm IS Tony? Are you suggesting they are connected to Islamic State?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 10 years ago
    Looky thar - a picture of Samantha Bee!!!
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    · 10 years ago
    Malcolm has jumped out the gates with a clear policy of 'Jobs and Growth' and leaving slow coach Shorten in his wake. I predict only a minor swing to the ALP, nowhere near enough to win and unlikely to stop Lib/NP coalition gaining the Upper House.
    Top notch work PM Turnbull!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 10 years ago
    That Shorten is a danger to the Nation! His convoy of Union thugs and Government teat-suckers nearly run some dinki-di hard working Aussies off the road.
    You have lost their support Billy Boy! Pretty soon the silent majority will wake up and put the hard working Lib team back in to power to give us the growth and jobs we need. As well as keep the reffo trash out of our great nation.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 10 years ago
    @Digger, Cranbourne Digger I see that accident as a metaphor. A metaphor for the way life and politics are meeting in a head on crash of ideas, ideals, and an ecstatic vision of innumerable twitching neurons cast aside by the wanton aggressive nature of the average hoi polloi homeowner. In the accident, the sideways motion reveals the secret intent of a cabal of union apparatchiks moving to secretly control our lives and business opportunities. In the head on crash it is the war of ideas coming to a head and splashing the blood of the victims like the loss of one’s property; stolen from us by the unwashed masses and the left wing fantasies of Corbyn, Sanders, and Shorten.


    Don’t you agree?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 10 years ago
    @Neil Ferguson, Hysterical Hist I would agree. If I understood what you were saying Neil.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 10 years ago
    Hear's what he said, SV: Dern't spend no money on bums!!! Bums make good slaves! Slaves make fer good workers!! Cheap workers! So, burn 'em like candel hops 'n hempwax or work 'em like slaves!!!
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    · 10 years ago
    @Ricardovitz What about the God given right of the freedom of men? The freedom to be free. To do as our heart desires? Wasn't that promised by Ezekiel? What did the Lord tell Abraham? DO WHAT THOU WILT!
    The only slaves we will have are the slaves of the mind. Slave to the incoherent babblings of the businessman, and the incoherent warblings of the Scientist.
    Cast of your shackles Sheeple! The freedom train is arriving.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 10 years ago
    God give boys 'n girls "free will", ain't gave no right ta freedom. Nosiree. Yer free ta work for freedom; 'n git free will to be a bum-slave. Yer choice!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 10 years ago
    @Ricardovitz What is this obsession you have with buttocks, sir!
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    · 10 years ago
    @Ricardovitz Excuse me? Bum slavery, is it? I certainly hope you wear a condom!
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    · 8 years ago
    Cristina, darlin, I dern't go stikin my love stick in no Devil's Stink-hole!!! Nosiree.
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    · 8 years ago
    @Ricardovitz I am sure you don't Ricky. But I am sure there are a plenty sticking something in to your stink hole, you closeted homosexual. Don't be shy Rick, come on out and let the love of God hit you with her multi-coloured rainbow :)
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    · 8 years ago
    FlamFlam, God sent them Homosexuals the AIDS fer actin evil. Ya dern't put God's Gift in no stinkhole. Thar's a reason it's a one-way-street - Good folks shat evil; Bad folks play with it!!!
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