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Xenox News has hard evidence confirming that the rumours that have been circulating of an assassination attempt on the life of Leigh Matthews are true.



A group known only as Victoria Rules has delivered an ultimatum to our editorial staff warning the Brisbane Lions that Matthews will be "taken out" should Brisbane win the Grand Final for the fourth time in a row. "Our aim is to wipe out the corruption that has taken over the game in the past four years", they claim. "It's bad enough that there are no Victorian teams in the the final. Brisbane must stand down and atone for their sins against the league". Xenox News will keep you updated with developments as they become available.

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