Created: Friday, 12 May 2006 Written by Chato
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Labor shows how bad it can suck now
that it has lost all its teeth!

pathetic, sickly, weak, spastic,
constipated, lethargic, confused,
hopeless, doomed, Ralph Wiggum.

Here's the scenario:
The Uncle Suckhole nazi regime rolls
out another load of budget crap, and
Kim Bigbagofshitzly fights back with
typical energy and the New Style Labor
Party conviction.

"I am leader of the Labor Federal
Opposition and I plan to stay as that
forever. I cannot find any fault with
Suckhole policy, as we seem to have
lost all our own Labor policies.
I would have written some on a piece
of paper, but I ate all my crayons!"