ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG FACEBOOK LEAK?

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Are you one of those people who posts things to Facebook assuming that your photos, thoughts, actions, whereabouts, and other sundry personal information, is "private" because you have set it to "private" or "friends only"?



You probably already know that all of the data is accessible by public servants who work for various authorities; the FBI, NSA, and other US government agencies. And you might be fine with that as you have nothing to hide.

But you might want to ask yourself if you would be happy to share this "private" information with any anonymous person, that fruitcake next door, your nasty ex-boyfriend, any of your colleagues at work, your future employer, your future wife, your enemies, anyone at all.

 

 

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Maybe one day your fabulous Internet idea will get you millions and movies made about you :)

 

And if you are happy to share these private photos and private musings with 'anyone' why have you marked them as 'private' in the first place? Why not make everything public now?

By making all of your private Facebook info public now you will save yourself a big surprise when the data is leaked and published on the internet for the world to search and download.

It won't be much longer but all of your private Facebook stuff will be searchable by the general public when the big Facebook leak occurs.

It is coming; don't you worry about that!

Don't say you haven't been forewarned. Make all your private Facebook stuff public now!

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    · 18:39 27/06/2011
    Well like everyone else I'm hoping my indiscretions will be submerged in the totality of nonsense that is the Internet.
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    · 23:26 27/06/2011
    In the end FB is just another business, so it will come down to how they can make money. And what do they have that can make money? All its users data. So it will have to sell that information if it is to make any money.

    And so it shall.
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    · 23:46 27/06/2011
    And there we all were getting hot and bothered over a piece of wallet-sized plastic called the Australia Card!
    Smile, nitwitters, you're online now!
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    · 05:05 28/06/2011
    Dern't know nothin bout no Facebook. Der4n't care none neither. I reckon since the beginnin of TV time, folks gotta see thar ugly puss up thar on a TV screen or whanot. Make 'em feel important, I reckon.

    I git news fer you boys 'n girls - this here world dern't care one bit 'bout none of you. Y'all could die 'n drop off the face of this here Earth, and ain't no one gonna give a hoot. Yer face on a picture screen dern't make yoU NOTHIN. God 'll judge you, 'n he dern't care none what you do neither. He's jest gonna sort the good ones from the bad ones - done gave ya FREE WILL so as ta not be bothered with you 'less you bother with him. Wise up 'n come ta God er go ta hell!
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    · 05:25 28/06/2011
    Woe Dwayne did you type all those words yourself retard? With all that steaming bullshit sloshing around in your dumb skull sounds to me like you are already in hell. And anyhoo, Dwayne, don't you know God has his very own Facebook page? Problem being, he can't attract any new friends. So why don't you send him a love letter and make him your buddy? maybe he'll get you one of those one-way tickets to Paradise. In fact, why wait. Do us all a favour and take your blunderbusss and blow your brains out, Dwayne. Oh wait, your brains being no bigger than a frozen pea all you need to blow them away is a plastic party popper. Our prayers will be with you retardo.
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    · 06:24 28/06/2011
    Well, boy, I'm a here ta help you git answers. I reckon a wise man done told me once thar tain't no stupid questions, jest stupid people.

    Dwayne - dern't know 'em.

    Typin words - yessiree, boy, I can type 'n I type all them words, 'n these here words too.

    Retard - Lots of 'em out thar.....Go9d's special childrin, 'n I bee'n mean to retards is a one-way ticket ta Hell. Less you know someones a retard er not, I'll school ya not5 ta be mean ta retards - ain't no good 'll come frmo that.

    God - he's all 'round us - could be on Facebook.....or could jest be Devi9l follin ya. Dern't go round look'n fer God in all the wrong places.

    Love letter ta God: God I love you, 'n praise you, 'n hold yer truths holy! I do it evary day - man enjough ta let all you boys 'n girls know it.

    Kill'n yerself is a sin, boy. Git you a 1-way ticket ta Hell. Anywhoo, my life is right good, 'n I ain't 'bout ta trade none of it foer eternity in Hell.

    Thank you fer yer prayers - God's a listinin...I promise ya.

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    · 19:20 28/06/2011
    Paw! Hey Paw! I just did dern see God in the pig swill bucket. And, then, Paw! Lard-a-mercy, I went took me a big drump in the shit hole out back of the pumpkin patch and, lo and behold Paw! I dern did see God agin, right there in my steaming dern wotnots! Per-raise the Lord, Paw, and pass the dern Bible cuz we done dern run outta bog paper agin but I dern reckon I just dern been dern dern saved. Yessirm wunna them dern turds even had the likeness of Jesus J. Christ hisself! Dern! Amen!
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    · 20:10 28/06/2011
    I liked Lil' Abner hillbilly girlfriend (or was it his sister?), watshername... Daisy?

    Anyways I'd like to be didiling that young lady :)
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    · 21:55 28/06/2011
    I think I found her on facebook. Is this her:

    [img]http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/1003/amandafolstad01.jpg [/img]
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    · 22:25 28/06/2011
    Now you know that's just plain wrong
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    · 22:35 28/06/2011
    Save me Jeebers, save me Lord! Have mercy on this poor innerant dern sinner! I'm a-prayin, Paw, I'm a-praying fit to stun a dern mule on Thanksgivin but gee willikers Paw, i jest can't shake that dern pitcha from my head!
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    · 22:52 28/06/2011
    You have got that wrong. That one is lil abner not daisy!
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    · 22:57 28/06/2011
    Natürlich, mein Freund, ist Fisch auch Fleisch, denn es handelt sich hierbei auch um eiweißhaltges Muskelgewebe und es ist wie man auch sagt: Fleisch vom Fisch!
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    · 00:04 29/06/2011
    Is that you Billy?
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    · 06:58 29/06/2011
    See thar, boys 'n girls - that gal is a picture of what drugs is doin to ya.....Makin women into bull-dikes 'n men into brain-dead sissies.
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    · 00:21 30/06/2011
    But Paw! That there is yer own kith and kin, yer cuzzin Daisy May. Doncha 'member, Paw, you were playin piggy back with her all dern night.
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    · 06:50 02/07/2011
    Truth such a nebulous concept...

    especially when you Trust the Police!
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    · 07:24 02/07/2011
    don't do that again
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    · 12:24 07/07/2011
    Hmmmm. China looking to buy Facebook now...
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    · 22:54 28/09/2011
    Did you know that every time you visit a web page that has a facebook "like" icon on it, that facebook adds this page to your hidden profile which they will keep forever.

    They keep this data only so they can sell it. That is why they are worth billions.
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