DUTCH DYKES DANGLE CARROT FOR AUSSIE MEN

Sick of having a finger in them, a boatload of Dutch Dykes are heading for Oz.
"It is true, yes, that Australia is full of homosexuals?" asked the skipper Caroline van Longeren,
"So we sail here with a carrot in our cunts for future fucking."

At Fremantle the PM stood on the shore and waved a welcome with the rest of the Aussie lads.

"I've brought my fork!" he called out to the lesbian boatload.
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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    ...a knife and a fork.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Remove the carrots girls, I'm climbing aboard!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Lesbo Queen Liz was on board and the old hag lapped every cunt on board.
    Laguid Dutch dykes getting a licking from our head of state; what the fuck is going on.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 5 years ago
    Another hidden classic
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