PROTESTING FOR A NIRVANA - A NEW AGE FOR TIBET

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It has been all over the TV and the internet - the Olympic torch hounded from one corner of the globe to another.

It is the 'Free Tibet' protests.

Flowers, prayers, and beating up amputees to take away the torch. The usual rent-a-crowd suspects plus a rag-tag bunch of celebrity hacks; they have all been out there declaring their true love for the orange-robed touchy feely Dalai Lama. And now it looks like the belly-rubbing Falun Gong are joining in...

But what exactly are those hippie vagabonds protesting for? Free Tibet? Then what?

Well XenoxNews has got it's hands on a document that details some of the plans for Tibet once the 'Free Tibet' movement gets it way. And it is shocking; what these nutcases envisage is the world's first 'New Age Nation'!

It is a demented litany of half baked theories and some downright dangerous ideas. God help the poor Tibetans if these clowns get anywhere near them!

Some of the goals of these meditating morons include:

1. A positive thinking health system that will eliminate all illness
2. No need for business; imagine yourself wealthy
3. Food prices up? No problem, try the 'Air diet'
4. Crystals for all - concentrate the power of your mind
5. Don't educate your children, send them to a Steiner school instead
6. Solar powered cars!
7. A prayer wheel for every home
8. Declaration of Lobsang Rampa as spiritual leader of all the world
9. Clothes bannned; all most wear 'robes'

It will be what one observer has described as the first fundamentalist Buddhist state. So is this what the 'Free Tibet' loonies are fighting for?



How far will the crazed Buddhist protests go?


Give me communism anyday!

Harry Mann
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    · 18 years ago
    Comment: No thanks. I prefer the fucking furious!
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    · 18 years ago
    Okay Einstein, how much do you want?
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    · 18 years ago
    The Air diet is daoist.
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    · 18 years ago
    Isn't the semen diet Zen Japanese?

    At least it is in the movies I download!

    Yours with a sticky keyboard,

    Herre Fuckmuckle
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    · 18 years ago
    Ah to be a hippie vagabond. Wandering the hippie trails from Katmandu to Bangcocque; high on hash or hooked on heroin. With beads round my neck and a long haired hippie lass by my side. Dazed, stoned, and wasted on the mountain passes; until another hippie vagabond wanders by...

    You know I spent my life for this. Now I am crushed in my middle age, my prostate the size of a rock and knackers barely used. But I'd do it all again for just one sweet taste of her hippie vagabond ass... just one more sweet taste.
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    · 18 years ago
    The really good thing about semen is how it can spread some really putrid and fatal diseases. This is another way that Mother Nature in her wisdom gets rid of perverts and tries to thin-out the crowding. I think infection should be made compulsory - school vaccine programs perhaps...
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    · 18 years ago
    Hey guys, The spiritual group of Falun Gong are killed for their beliefs in China and have been tortured for doing their exercises for 9 years. Since 2001, the Communist Party-state-hospital staff remove theirs organs, while they are still alive and cremate the bodies after. This is how the butchers of Beijing and Olympic host treat their peaceful citizens and make a huge pile of dough at the same time. Go here for more: http://www.organharvestinvestigation.net Where does it say in the Olympic Charter that's it's OK to do that? How sick! I can't blame you, because you didn't know this.
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    · 18 years ago
    Be happy that the Peace-loving Chinese police-state regime knows best how to treat old cripples - throw them into a re-education labour camp, or run tanks over the troublesome old bastards.
    BTW, thanks to revolutionary magnificence, this also works for young cripples.
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    · 18 years ago
    Eu sou Tibeto

    No Faz mal; eu estou Chines...
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    · 18 years ago
    Mas você está certo? Macao?
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    · 18 years ago
    Now, if the Good Lord will just get him some testicals and a heap of ammunition, we have some Yankee gun plants that can be ramped up again to supply him the guns. Ain't nothin better than watchin gooks shoot'n gooks.
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    · 18 years ago
    But remember Mr Ricardovitz, the Dalai Lama is a 'pacifist'. He has his followers do the dirty work.
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    · 18 years ago
    But, he waged a hellofa war.
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    · 18 years ago
    Dry up.
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    · 18 years ago
    Eu tenho casa em Cascais. Eu gosto a praia e mulhers na praia ;)

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    · 15 years ago
    Seems the Dalai Lama is spreading his message of mindless 'new agism' in Australia. Aussies would be wise to ignore his nonsense and forget his gospel of Buddhist fascism. Stick with the tried and true rationality of the scientific mind.
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    · 15 years ago
    The same rationalist mindset that has brought us the A bomb, cluster droid attacks, technology that is rapidly destroying every eco-system, crack cocaine and you name the problem and a scientist probably invented it?
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    · 14 years ago
    Dr Richard Davidson (Vilas Professor of Psychology and Psychiatry Director, Laboratory for Affective Neuroscience Director, Waisman Laboratory for Brain Imaging & Behaviour University of Wisconsin-Madison USA) says the practices suggested by the Dalai Lama can help your brain to evolve into a far more efficient organ. He scanned the brains of the Dalai Lama's friends and noticed great improvements compared to the brains of people who don't meditate.

    [url]http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/allinthemind/our-emotional-brain-6th-may/3985474[/url]

    If the scientists say so then it must be true. Closing my eyes now.... breathe in...
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    · 14 years ago
    You new age clowns believe anything! As if that dropkick the Dalai Lama has anything sensible to add to our lifes? He would have us running around in prayer wheels while he and his robed fuckwit mates rake in the cash!

    Fools. The lot of you!
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    · 14 years ago
    I agree Harry! These nitwit scientists come up with theories to suit themselves.

    The only balanced individuals are those who suppose everything and believe nothing.
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