TEHRAN EMPLOYING DRUG ADDLED KILLERS IN IRAQ?

I am in the city of Marivan in Iran taking tea with Hassan-i-Habbaj. Hassan is an Iranian assassin who tells me that he has just returned from a week long mission in Iraq that coincided with the Iraqi election. His job? To target and kill those Iraqis his masters in Tehran suspect of being pro-western and anti-Iran. Hassan is a member of the legendary Hashish assassin movement. It began in the 11th century in the Zagros Mountains that border Iraq and Iran and has continued in the centuries since. His father killed for Ayatollah Khomeni, while his grandfather killed Iraqi Nazi sympathisers for the British and Russians who occupied Iran in WW2. He now does the bidding of the Mad Mullahs of Tehran as they attempt to reshape the new and free Iraq for their own sinister interests.



Hassan and his men have been doing jobs in Iraq ever since the liberation took place. Shootings, knifings, and bombings have been their stock in trade as they target those Iraqis grasping for the freedom the Coalition of the Willing brought to their country. For Hassan the politics of this matter are of little interest, as long as he gets enough money to pay for his daily quota of Hashish he is happy. Most of his days home are spent lazing round the hookah and smoking copious quantities of this pernicious drug.


“It is the way of my people" Hassan says, “Hashish is our sacred way of life.”

It is freely available here in Marivan, and in other towns and villages of the Zagros Mountains. The people of this region are slaves to it much like the hill tribes of Laos are addicted to opium.



And to pay for their addiction they are being abused by the dictators of Tehran. This is just another way that the Iranian government is meddling in Iraq, desperately trying to quell the buds of democracy that are beginning to burst forth thanks to the West’s brave leaders Bush, Blair and Howard. If the leaders of Iran are resorting to using drug addicts to persecute their immoral policies one has to wonder what other evil they are up to.


Patriot
Zagros Mountains, Iran.
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    · 21 years ago
    He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach himself.
    - Tom Paine, author of THE RIGHTS OF MAN
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    · 21 years ago
    Hmm, let's see: "Hassan and his men have been doing jobs in Iraq ever since the liberation took place", you say? Exactly when did this abstract "liberation" occur? Was it when the god-addled Bush began his bloody campaign of "shock and awe"? Was it when he declared "mission accomplished"? Was it when Saddam was caught? Or was it when Iraqis gave the US occupation and ongoing violence the "purple finger", as Naomi Klein puts it? Or will it come about once Ayatollah Sistani sets his religious chess pieces in motion in the proposed Iraqi parliament? Admit it, Patriot: "liberation" isn't even on the radar yet!
    -Der Fledermaus
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    · 21 years ago
    Hassan the Iranian Assassin? Is he releated to Cyrus the Assyrian Strangler? Several seditious soldiers from Ceaseria?
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    · 21 years ago
    Bush has officially asked Congress for $80 billion in emergency spending to pay for the increasing costs of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. The Washington Post reports it is one of the highest requests for emergency spending in the nation's history. The sum exceeds the combined budgets of the Department of Homeland Security, the Justice Department and Housing and Urban Development. Nearly $6 billion of the request will be spent to train and equip Iraqi forces. That's more than 10 times what the US spent on the Iraqi forces last year.
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    · 21 years ago
    bullshit
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    · 21 years ago
    Hey MrPatriot it looks like your right again. And now Syria is joining with Iran, the two biggest terrorist loving nations in cahoots. It's time to take the gloves off and start treating these guys the way they treat us:
    With Contempt!

    A.Bolt
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    · 10 years ago
    One of Patriot's best. Reminiscent of a Michael Weiss or Molly Crabapple.
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    · 10 years ago
    Xi Jinping is the devil; a evil brutal dictator who whips concubines with horse-hair furrows 'n bangs thar private cooters with dung-hammers. Xi, in his drunkenness, was caught filanderin with Korea leader Kim Jong-il. Xi 'n Kim sneak off 'n plot how ta fund planned parenthood fer ta kill off more western white babies.
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    · 10 years ago
    Oh the White Babies! Who is going to think of the White Babies?!
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    · 10 years ago
    I can't even pronounce Xi Jinping but I know if he stops buying the rocks we Aussies keep gouging out of the ground this country will go belly up faster than you can say inbred dixie dipshit!
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    · 10 years ago
    Chinks call 'em " K-eye Pong Ping"
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    · 10 years ago
    @Ricardovitz and we call you 'Dickhead'
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    · 10 years ago
    A bit 'ol financial crisis is developin in China, it’s already being called China’s 1929 – thar start of China's Great Depression.

    This big huge bubble done popped when the dramatic series of government interventions to stem the panic dern't work none. Git this, boys 'n girls, 940 companies, is now suspended trading on China’s two main indices. Also, Xi Jinping is shootin any Chinaman er Chinagal caught takin silver, gold, palladium, platinum, dollars, yen, yaun, er anythang else out of China.

    "America in 1929 and China today – are at roughly similar stages of economic collapse"
    . PM Turnbull declared "I hope those folks in China are saving their rice 'n rat stew...cuz the booms over, explained by hugemongus debt. China’s debt boom dwarfs that of even the “roarin Twenties”. Borrowed money, or margin investing, played a major role in China's speculative excess.
    "N they dern't do GAP accountin", declares PM Turnbull
    "when yer figurin ya gotta do GAP accoutin, but them Chinks dern't do it!!!" As noted by JK Galbraith in his classic account, China is crashing harder than a Crack-head in a Indonesian prison.
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    · 10 years ago
    You thick eared Georgian dimwit, I have explained the comings and goings of the Chinese economy on these pages years ago: https://www.xenoxnews.com/life-a-style/lifestyles/2481-china-economic-colussus-or-economic-basketcase
    Read it and learn. And perhaps you can work on your grammer too, you dumbarse hillbilly.
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