NEWS FLASH! BATTLE OF BULGE ENDS IN U.S. VICTORY!
Tuesday, 01 November 2005 By Unregistered CorrespAfter a 2 year struggle which pitted the two greatest military minds of our generation against each other, the Battle of the Bulge has finished with a Minor Victory to Spudboy over Excellancy. "I was lucky in the end I guess," said the humble winner Spudboy, "I'd like to thank my opponent Excellancy who kicked my arse on many a battlefield."
"And also a silent prayer to those little computer guys who gave their lives so I could win."