CHEAP VOTES

John promises it will be different this time.


Cheap Votes




Here, have back some of your GST
So now you can vote for me
We will not talk of Iraq
We must never-ever look back
These days we just "move on"
Pretend bad things have just gone

I called you a bludging cheat
In a moment of non-core heat
Of course, I really did teach you
I gave orders and Centrelink breached you
My justice was stern and was stark
And now you live in a park

Only my kind are truly productive
And power is always seductive
But now all is forgotten
You'll forget that we are always so rotten
Have back, some of your money
I'm begging, please vote for me Honey!

.oOo.


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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    That's our greasy little PM. Trying to buy votes, or frighten voters.
    - Ex Liberal Voter
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Will he offer anymore?
    Anyless?

    Will red Kev get me more pussy?

    These are the questions that need to be answered.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Herr Fuckhead, after the next election, many of the Howard Regime's ministers will be looking for honest work for a change. I'm sure they will give you the sucking of your life for a dollar plus GST. Johnny won't be available because he will be decorating one of my stakes.
    - Vlad (The Bespoke Impaler preferred by nobility everywhere)
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    You know, the ones that he stole from your good, hard working, law abiding citizens?

    Anyone who votes for a tyrant who promises to take your guns away is voting to work as a plantation slave.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Ricky, that horrible little NWO prick has just admitted he lied to get Oz into Iraq, but "forget all that" he said, because we have invested too many lies to stop lying to you now! Fat chance the public will get even a sniff at the butt of freedom ever again...
    - Ex Liberal Voter
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    with it. I could care less about what the politicians say. The fact is that Iraq continuously violated their cease fire treaty from the first Gulf War. Iraq should have been completely destroyed when they poured into Kuait. Our Christian values showed mercey on the demonic monkeys for years, until finaly, we had enough of them.

    The damned Iraquis have been living on borrowed time for almost a decade. They didn't get 1/10th of what they had comming to them. It's time to arm Israel to the teeth and then let them pick the eyes out of the dying muslims like vultures after we deliver several more stunning blows. Then get the world jews to beat back the Israelies until the Anglos can take hold of the region again. Just shake a stick at the world jews, like Hitler did and they will get their brothers under control.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Ricky, Zionist Jews own and control the USA now, Americans have already been defeated in their own country. Hitler is dead, and so is America.
    - Disciple of the Old Ones
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Ron Boswell puts the cunt back into cuntry, Peter Costello puts the dick back into dickhead and John Howard puts the lie back into every statement.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Contrary to popular belief of those living on the Ass end of the world, Anglos still control and own America. The Jewish influence is insignificant. The Black influence is a little more alarming due to racial mixing. The real threat comes from south of our border due to the Mexican invasion that all our government wants to ignore. It ain't like we have hoards of jews moving to America, or even crank'n out jew-puppies at an alarming rate like blacks and mexicans.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    The John and Peter show has skidded in its own shit on the broadband issue. How can they steal the idea from Labor now, after their hysterical, and raving, performance?
    - Ex Liberal Voter
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Just because Jews avoid military service for the country they control, doesn't mean there are not a lot of them in financial and media organizations in the USA. Rare in the services, and too precious to defend the USA, they are not shy in manipulating the bovine cross-bred yanks.
    - Not Fooled By Jews Or Gays
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    · 19 years ago
    control the main stream media (except maybe for Mel Gibson - but he's one of your "special people"). And, them and the queers are one and the same with the ACLU.

    But, they don't control Fox News, CNN, or most of the radio stations. Now you got a lot of Muslim terrorists buying up our media outlets as well as the Mexicans and other Spanish speaking indians.

    You're way behind the times, my friend - news must travel slower than molassas to the Ass End of he World.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Them Zionist Jews have got the poor old cross-bred yanks fighting all their Zionist wars in the Middle-East. No doubt, the yanks would send soldiers wherever the Zionists want them to go. Let me tell you this: It is a darn pitiful sight!
    - Not Fooled By Jews Or Gays
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    · 19 years ago
    We fight wars in the middle east for oil, not for jews. And it ain't to give sand-apes a better life with Democracy.

    What dumb rag of a paper have you been read'n? We wouldn't be doin nothin in some desolate sand-plagued wasteland full of dirty sand-monkeys if it wern't for oil.

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