Putin - "Why am I going to invade (The) Ukraine?"

It's getting a bit boring Vlad. Hurry up and do it.

If them Ukrainians, ever last one of em, git gunned up like Southern Folks, them Russians dern't stand no chance.  They's make that thar Afghanistan screw'in look like a faggot-meth -orgy. 

If Putin ever tried tar take hold of Dixie, we'd blast them Russians all tar Hell, 'n then cut 'em up, spread some sweet rub on 'em 'n smoke 'em in our smokers. What parts dern't come out tender, we'll jest make jerky out of.  Yessiree, boys 'n girls, that how it done in the South - Come on, Putin, send us some of yer tender white meat!!!

The Ukraine. Was it ever really a country? Highly doubtful. Just a wasteland between the Roundheaded Pole and the Block Head Russian.

Putin with horns. Bright 'red' horns. Reflecting his Commie KGB heritage perhaps.

Was back a few years ago, but wasn't it a symbol of evil to have two long horns from your head? Probing, poking, thick and pointy, horns. Why if a man had them he was none other than the... Anti-Christ.

Is that the man in Moscow? Our own Anti-Christ?

The depths of the Russian hinterland has long been a place of fear and insanity. Think Tolstoy riding his serf's little boy. Our Feodor D. writing another of his turgid love letters to Jesus. The Tsar and his ministers roaming the fields with whips upon the peasants. No wonder this hell hole has a deep and fearful hatred of the civilised peninsula in the West.

Pity we have no men of honour now to stand up to this horny spawn of the Tula steppe. He will steamroll Kiev. And then it is onto Berlin. Again.

I'm gonna kick Putin's ass if'n he ever come 'round here.   Comeon, Vlad, bring it on!!!  I wanna fight the tar out of ya!  Kick yer shitty ass with my spiked shitkickers 'n feed yer flesh to Junebug 'n Joppers - two big 'ol piggies ya dern't wanna mess with.  When they git 'round tar shitt'n you out, then I'm gonna spread all that thar Vlad manure 'n spell yer name with it.  Then, I'm gonna git one of my pig-shit-clean'n boys to plant Chamomile flowers in it.  That's how I'm gonna make theis here world a better 'n greener place with Vlad Putin's pig-shit remains.  Yessiree, Ricardovits is a eviromentalist - gonna be my campaign slogan: 

[size=7]"Ricky Turns Vladimir Pig Shit Into Posies" [/size]

@Ricardovitz You talk like the Yank military Ricky. All loud mouthed carrying on. But in the end, like the military, you will get your fat arse handed back to you on a platter.

YANK!!!  I ain't no Yankee, ya dumb 'ol Geechee from Canoochee!  When they let you git 'bout from Bulloch Co. Correctional?  Huh?  When?  Cuz, I can tell yer accent is from some muddy back waters of Oaktie er Ellabell - some neferious plac e like that ware they let the Darkies run wild.  You on the run?  Think you is gonna blend in with the other Darkies east 'o Macon?  Y'all look the same to folks like me, but to a blue tic houndog thats gonna find ya on the run, you git that someth'n-special smell 'bout you.  Yessiree, they is gonna catch up to yer ly'n theiv'n criminal ass.  Shoulda done yer time all quiet like.  You is fix'n ta git it!!!

True, you can't be a Yank. Cause that would mean you and your relatives didn't have their podgy white Dixie asses fucked by every Jew in New York when Sherman was marching through your county

That thar Sherman, he done a number on Atlanta.  He thar reason thar's so many Darkies livi'n on the south side today.  But, he dern't dare go near Appalachia.  That es OUR land, 'n that Yankee faggot-fornicator knowed it.  My blood-line is pure. Tain't git a lick of n*g*e* or Yankee in it.  That fears them left-bent, yankee dick-suck'n pajamma homosexuals.  Cuz, we dern't never forgot that faggot Sherman.  Nosiree.  When thar time is right, we will retake ALL 'O THAR SOUTH 'n do to the neferious intruders what Sherman done did ta them Atlantians.

Ricardovitz fer Prime Minister of Australia - sav'n thar World, one land at a time!!!

Xi Jinping - Thar Ass-Zit Of Thar World!!!  This here fester'n Commie - he need ta go!  Thar USofA CIA need ta take this evil slant-eyed Chink-a-poo out.  Thar's gotta be some dumb Yankee who'll stick a machette up Xi Jinping's slant-ass, 'n rip 'im all thar way up to his rice-larynx.  Xi Jinping he fix'n ta level a whole nother Wu-Chang Flu on the World.  Gonna make women-folk bleed from thar eyes, 'n men folk grow pussies fer bleed'n too.  Yesiree, boys 'n girls, soon'er that 'ol Xi Jinping git the shiv in his pingpong, the better this here world is gonna be.

Ricardovitz fer Prime Minister of Australia - Iders fer a better World, slay'n one evil commie at a time!!!

What's it now... 3 weeks? How 'imminent' can imminent be?

I have long been reporting on the [url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/world-news~/middle-east/603-blank-7356346]evil and mischievous ways[/url] of Russian Leader Putin. Now that he is in cahoots with that other World leader of [url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/world-news~/world-news/3318-is-the-hidden-hand-of-beijing-causing-chaos-in-the-west]evil and tyranny [/url]Xi Jingping, he is aiming to break down the world of freedom and rule of law that the civilised states of the World created. With the support of China, Putin's invasion of The Ukraine has revealed their true colours. Now is the time for the freedom loving West to hit back hard. Immediate sanctions against Russia, and perhaps a few well placed drone strikes on Russia's military leaders, would serve notice that Putin's behavior will not be tolerated.

I hope that President Biden is man enough for this task.

God bless,
Patriot

@LordyLordyLordy Well if you count the recognition of the 2 drunken Donbass Republics as an invasion, then it seems it was imminent.

Oh you crazy looney Vlad. Don't you know bombing and invading countries is something only the Yanks are allowed to do.

@FlimFlamMan The imminience has arrived it seems

@Patriot Ahhh... we should have listened to you Mr Patriot. A missle up Putin's arse, and another up that Wagner boss, and we would have had democracy again in Moscow.

Damn peaceniks and their tankie friends!