The New Years honors list has bought forth a rather large surprise for Australia - Queen Elizabeth has crowned John Howard King of Australia!
Bow down Aussies to your new leader -King John
Using a long lost clause of Australia’s constitution, Queen Elizabeth said she was bowing to overwhelming public opinion in Australia and agreed to appoint the former PM as new leader. Being a staunch Monarchist current PM Julia Gillard had no choice but to bow to her superior and has said she will support the Queen’s move.
The new King expressed surprise and excitement about his new role:
“I am honoured, and my wife Hyacinth can’t wait to move back into our palace at Kirribilli.”
I'm back!
When asked what his first task will be as Australia’s new Monarch, he said making Tony Abbott PM would be a priority.
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Crusading Christian·
14 years ago
Hallelujah! Thank the Lord the godless wench has been deposed and we have our greatest PM back again!
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Digger·
14 years ago
Well deserved award for Australia's greatest PM.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it latte sippers!
Digger,
Cranbourne
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Cunt, Baghdad·
14 years ago
As he was part of the stalwart three that liberated half a million Iraqis from life could King Howard be installed into some sort of position here in Iraq? Perhaps head bootlicker for the US State department?
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Rolling Stoned·
14 years ago
Saw that movie Human Centipede and thought of John Howard's conga line of suckholes. Last suckhole in that queue is right about at Johnny's level of merit.
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repowoman·
14 years ago
" Even if we were to ignore Howard's leadership over issues such as his hostility towards the Australian prisoners in Guantanamo, Australia's inclusion in the war in Iraq, plus the Howard government's cruel treatment of asylum seekers and refugees, I wonder what the Queen had in mind when she rewarded this man.
Her Majesty is no doubt aware that Howard is a devout monarchist and perhaps she still feels sorry for him that he lost his seat in Bennelong and was ignominiously kicked out of parliament. But even the clear terms of reference of the award make you wonder how on earth John Howard crept in. The terms refer to a subject of the Crown who has rendered exceptionally meritorious service 'towards the advancement of the Arts, Learning, Literature, and Science or such other exceptional service as We are fit to recognize.'
The jealousy of the latte sippers is unbelievable. John Howard was our greatest PM ever. Period. And you can bet the vast majority of dinky di Aussies would love to have him back leading our nation rather than JuLIAR Gillard.
Digger,
Cranbourne
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Ricardovitz·
14 years ago
John Howard done took yer guns away - THAT THAR IS A TYRANT!!! Rise up 'n git back what be stolen from y'all!
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Ricardovitz·
14 years ago
In Dixie Land I'll take my stand.... Them Mexicans must leave this land.... Cain't let 'em live and die in Dixie Cuz, In Dixie Land I'll take my stand... The Land 'o Cotton 'll soon be rotten.... If Mexicans tain't long forgotten... Go Away from Dixie Land!!!
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FlimFlamMan·
14 years ago
Taking our guns away was all part of his evil plan. He knew that when his coronation happens it would be better if the population was unarmed and docile.
So we sit and wait to be ruled by King John and Queen Hyacinth.
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Femme Fatale·
14 years ago
Queen Madge is clearly suffering dementia (All that in-breeding, I guess). John Howard - like his twisted protege Tony Abbott - is a creep, a nasty, self-entitled sham of a man who has implicated Australian troops in war crimes through his abject supplication at the clay feet of the most reprehensible US president in history, George W Bush. They make Vladimir Putin look like a man of reason. May they all rot in their own personal hell.
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Femme Fatale·
14 years ago
In Dick-see land I'll take my stand My cold limp dick in my right hand Cain't spell or read in Dick-see
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Pro Rogue·
14 years ago
Why is this criminal not in jail?
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Guest·
14 years ago
A criminal deserved to live in jail? So why is it not in jail if it's a criminal?
