OUR ANAL-RETENTIVE PRIME SINISTER
Monday, 28 May 2001 By MAX GROSS
Some things never change, and some things never EVER change.
And to prove it, here's a little gem from the murkier depths of Australia's past:
Our visionary, world-beating PM an "unremarkable" student?!
Anal-retentive, yes! but "unremarkable"?
But Johnny IS remarkable: a remarkable old shit-for-brains!
And to think that a well-aimed cricket ball, targeting the puffed-up little arsehole's head way back when, could have spared Australia its current reign of vicious, socio-political constipation.
Bring on the Election!