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We don't do no ass-suckin, or such like that. Ain't no money in ass-suckin. Ass-suckin ain't gonna git me more childs to work the fields and tend the stock. Homosexuals need to stay in the that big city "Sydney" of yers. I hear they's got plenty of folks who pay good money for ass-suckin and such. Ain't no sense on homosexuals commin to Dixie where we are just hard workin simple folks.

Tenants don't do the knock'n. Landlords do. Why would a tenant need to knock on doors? That's a landlord's privilage.

'cept I ain't real curteous like you, Tenant. I don't "knock knock knock". Why give fair warning? That's for gimps and Tenants. Nosiree.

Want to kow what I do, Tenant, when they don't pay their rent to me? I'll give you a hint - it don't ding up my steel toed black leather boots much, Tenant. Now guess.

Parasite landlords or fascists. No real difference as I see it. If they can prove they aren't landlords when the Tenant comes knocking, they have nothing to worry about.

I like to nail you Jesus-bothering ladies up on crossed sticks. It seems only proper. But if you want I'll tape your head to your toy and leave it standing in the mud, tall and proud as a pig-sticking mud-boy could want. Don't expect me to hoist your headless body up on sticks though. That is too hideous for me. Your pigs or kin will just have to eat it. Would your tribulated kinfolk cook it first, or just eat it raw like the pigs do?

You mountain people may not be ready for our little John. He sucks arse so hard that the suckee often experiences head cave-in. At the very least the eyes get sucked back into the head, and sometimes get sucked right out of the arse.

Having so embarrassingly lost the government, the prime ministership AND his own electoral seat, where else could Mr Howard go but into the arms of the bloody-fisted Americon robber barons and hypocritical, self-righteous god-bothereres.

to stay at up here on Duncan Bald. We can sit 'round and chit-chat 'bout polyticks while I supervise him plow'n the field and planting my corn, 'maters, taters, and greens.

He might be a little old for them Hauler brothers, but if he can drive a tractor and pick maters, I gotta place fer him. Seems like the Tenant is a little shy of us folks. I reckon John might even preach himself a good sermon on sunday! The women-folk get all hot and horney after a good preach'n to. And, that's good fer me and good fer producin new labor to take care of business up here.

Poor old bastard. If only filthy Johnny would wind up on the streets. Singing to Jesus, and trying to still sell his arse for a meal, since his soul was hocked long ago.

because jesus blood never failed me...and this i know...

It shore would be nice to go out with a BIG BANG by the grace of God, knowing that there ain't nothin left 'round here fer me to miss out on anyway.

What do they say Les? Can you get me some reliable Lotto numbers? We might not have much time before the really big one gets here...

My brain is hit by cosmic particles all day. And they talk to me.

Boy pigs is it Ricky? Can't even face female pigs? Get some courage Ricky, and face your true and degraded nature. They ARE pretty, aren't they Ricky? Look at those plump pink boy porkers Ricky, and try to tell me that you don't feel an urge to just kiss a pretty piglet right on its stinking arse. Let down your hair Ricky (if you have any) and tie some gay bows in it. Call your deformed and inbred neighbours around for a gay hooting and hollering pig poking party. Later we can talk about when you first raped your brutal, boy-buggering father.

Sorry to dissapoint - I just don't find men (or boys) perty. Ain't no simpler way to put it, I reckon.

I reckon I don't find your Maxine all that perty - but just 'bout any woman looks mighty perty with her panties down 'round her ankles laying cross my lap getting her butt smacked.

When you consider the awful likelihood that many Earth-destroying objects are practically undetectable, yet are on a timetable to hit the planet sooner or later, the odds of human "civilization" surviving is looking worse than we might have thought.

forget that lefty hag Maxine; give me old bulging eyes Bishop! (Julie that is not that harpy Bronwyn!)

I'd make those eyes bulge, and then some!

Desp trev

Come out of the closet Ricardovitz. Who do you think you're fooling with all this macho-boy talk?

Ricky, I believe the tape and a sharp blade could do the job. The main thing is to avoid being caught naked, "dancing" with the pigs in the dark. The Tenant sounds like the type of weirdo who goes around with night-vision gear and stun-darts. If I were you, I would turn the outdoor lights on, and to Hell with what the local retards would see through their hillbilly telescopes. Save your marbles for your favourite pig.

O Lord, Tenant, I'm gonna have to start call'n you "Danger Boy". Got sort of a super-hero sound to it. Daaaanger Boy!

Anywhooo, back to my fantacy about spanking old Maxine. She has that special look 'bout her that is just cryin out fer a good 'ole country spankin. I bet that Femacommie don't even wear no drawers. Pull them man-britches of hers down 'round her knees, and I'll have her pray'n to the Lord Jesus in no time and love'n every miniute of it.

Stun Batons in Ausbanaland.

All you got, Tenant, is Cheap Chinese tape? Ever see what happens to a man when stun with a 2,000,000 volt stun baton? It don't kill 'em. It just knocks him out in convulsions shakin on the ground a thawed gerbil in a Homosexual anus.

Let's me get some good licks in with my steel-toed boots. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tenant Lollipop? I done counted 'bout 5 - that's what it takes.

Hey, Tenant, I reckon I aught to let you in on a little secret. You know them little dime-store throw-away cameras with flashes in 'em? Only cost 'bout $10 and they make a mighty fine stun gun! Lord, yes they do - take it apart and touch them two contacts to the light bulb to yer chest, Tenant. Makes for a fun evening with yer drink'in buddies. Shore does.

Anywhoo, I don't fart 'round with no camera stun-guns. I got me one that plugs into the wall socket - ain't no sense in having all them volts if'n you ain't got a few amps to throw behind it. Know what I mean, Tenant?

Father Ted, you and your sky-pilot mates will never get a penny out of me. No use calling for your exorcist buddies either. You cross-waving filth are just as bad as landlord scum.

But it is time for you to die. I detect the taint of landlord in your drivel.

No way, bog-boy. You and I both know that you and your tribulated kin go for pig-fondling followed by a bit of father-raping. If the filthy acts can be done in the pig-filth - so much the better. You hillbillies have got tiny little cherries for dicks. Stay away from me white-trash, I've got very dangerous ways around your kind.

Cheap Chinese three inch wide sticky tape. Around their filthy rent-thieving heads and around their dribbling, stupid, land-grabbing cakeholes. Bludging, genetically-defected, tribulated landlords can try to scream all they want when you slice their testicles into a bucket for stray animal feed. That Chinese sticky tape holds it all in - real good.

You can do whatever "suck-upping" you want in the privacy of your own shack, so long as you don't make no noise. But, if you dern't pay your rent, then I'm gonna come knocking with my big black steel toed boots, a crow-bar in one hand, Glock 9mm strapped to my waist and my stun-baton in another hand.

That's how we keep shit-bag tenants in line 'round here.

McKew needs a good old fashioned spankin, and I'd like to be the boy to give it to her.

No Conservative in the US ever liked your boy Johnny. He's an gun-banning, limp wristed, sissy left-winger as fer as we're concerned.

I hope they cant trace all those naughty pics I look at to me.

Boy I'd be in a lot of trouble!

Yours in sweaty anticipation,

Hairy Fuckuncle

Yeah he did. He was a palestinian rabbi who wanted to let gentiles and women into the temple. So they killed him.

I suppose you are referring to the proposed legislation allowing Employers to read Employees email without requiring their permission? If the State does not attempt to control the internet then it will remain in control of black hat hackers. They control it now and something needs to be done about it. We should be demanding this sort of legislation and more! Everything that happens on the internet should be traceable, all actions accountable and this information should be available to everyone including the general public.

After a long, blessed silence, filthy old John popped out of his spider-hole long enough to give a pep-talk to his losers. But it was not only the betrayal in his his hollow words - it was his voice! His awful, droning, self-congratulating voice.

Dry up.

But, he waged a hellofa war.

But remember Mr Ricardovitz, the Dalai Lama is a 'pacifist'. He has his followers do the dirty work.

Now, if the Good Lord will just get him some testicals and a heap of ammunition, we have some Yankee gun plants that can be ramped up again to supply him the guns. Ain't nothin better than watchin gooks shoot'n gooks.

You are a true arse-parasite.

Typical latte sipper; when faced with irrefuteable evidence of left wing government incompetence they resort to name calling.

Digger,

Cranbourne

Digger = dickhead

Mas você está certo? Macao?

Eu sou Tibeto

No Faz mal; eu estou Chines...

Be happy that the Peace-loving Chinese police-state regime knows best how to treat old cripples - throw them into a re-education labour camp, or run tanks over the troublesome old bastards.
BTW, thanks to revolutionary magnificence, this also works for young cripples.

Hey guys, The spiritual group of Falun Gong are killed for their beliefs in China and have been tortured for doing their exercises for 9 years. Since 2001, the Communist Party-state-hospital staff remove theirs organs, while they are still alive and cremate the bodies after. This is how the butchers of Beijing and Olympic host treat their peaceful citizens and make a huge pile of dough at the same time. Go here for more: http://www.organharvestinvestigation.net Where does it say in the Olympic Charter that's it's OK to do that? How sick! I can't blame you, because you didn't know this.

The really good thing about semen is how it can spread some really putrid and fatal diseases. This is another way that Mother Nature in her wisdom gets rid of perverts and tries to thin-out the crowding. I think infection should be made compulsory - school vaccine programs perhaps...

Ah to be a hippie vagabond. Wandering the hippie trails from Katmandu to Bangcocque; high on hash or hooked on heroin. With beads round my neck and a long haired hippie lass by my side. Dazed, stoned, and wasted on the mountain passes; until another hippie vagabond wanders by...

You know I spent my life for this. Now I am crushed in my middle age, my prostate the size of a rock and knackers barely used. But I'd do it all again for just one sweet taste of her hippie vagabond ass... just one more sweet taste.

Isn't the semen diet Zen Japanese?

At least it is in the movies I download!

Yours with a sticky keyboard,

Herre Fuckmuckle

The Air diet is daoist.

Okay Einstein, how much do you want?

The latest on Jesus: There was no biblical Jesus. Sorry about that, but you cross wavers may be able to transfer your accounts to some baby-sacrificing cult instead.

Comment: No thanks. I prefer the fucking furious!

Fucked if I know Morris. Why dont you try again.