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I hear that the German is bringing his own corpse out to Australia so he has something to bugger.

Hey Fritz! What's your problem? Our dead not good enough for you?

That last one looks more the sand worms of my colon...

Quite painful when I had to shit it out!

Trouble is, as it collapses, the USA is taking most of the world with it. Like a rabid dog, it will cause a lot of damage before its gets put down.

What's more, Turkey was neutral at the time. The ANZAC/British attack on Gallipoli was an illegal act of war!

Did I hear you right? Your land? You better hope there is no Hell, scum-creature. Repent now, because if there is a hell you Jesus-squeezer, this is why you will roast, you subhuman pig!
Leviticus 25:23: "The land shall not be sold in perpetuity, for the land is mine; for you are strangers and sojourners with me."
God's own words to low filth like you piggy-boy. Burn you bastard! Burn!

What cushy big-city does ya hail from. You ain't no country boy, so don't go and try to fool me, Tenant. Just man-up and tell me where you hail from.

Anyone who ain't payin my rent, that who. If you agree to pay my rent fer the chance to stay on my property and you dern't, you's stealin. If you ain't payin my rent, then you is oppressin me. So, that thar scum be you, Tenant you dumb 'ol cement-box dweller, city-slicken, coffee-slurpin, weaponless, helpless, government-dole slackin, ain't good fer nothin.

There you go again Digger. It was a good try, but you and I both know who built the Howard/Costello "prosperity" boom (household debt) that the Rudd crew inherited. Or are you going to tell me that toxic John's adoring public rewarded him at the last election? Be careful, they may come for you with the nets and stun-darts! Ease up on the alcohol.

When will you ever let up Chato? Australia is now run by the latte sippers favourite Kruddy. He even gave you the feel-good do-nothing apology you lot craved so much!

But what will Kruddy and his union bosses do now that they and their state govt mates are starting to wreck Australia's economy with their rising interest rates and inflation? Kruddy can't keep blaming Howard for everything that is happening now.

Digger,

Cranbourne

Let's just compare apples with scum Herpes-boy. Does the Tenant oppress poor people? He does not! Does the Tenant break the commandment "Thou shalt not steal?" No, he does not! Does the tenant feel lust towards filthy herpes-infected pig's arses? Certainly not!
So who is the filthy, low freakazoid now, you hillbilly bumfruit?

Ricky, you may have your hands full with trying to fix the herpes you got from your pig. For you the future is herpes. Forget trying to oppress tenants.

Depends on whether the property has been fully capitalised or not. If not you can always leverage the user or renter with a fiscal borrowing spliced with an unregulated bond security. Failing that you can make him pay with his missus if she is good looking enough and don't mind it going in through the out door.

God I love capitalism!

Currency values are declining, and land values are rising. Landlords who own highly leveraged land is gonna have a real windfal. Rent will go sky high, and dead-beat tenants is gonna get the squeez.

Because they let landlords and bosses bully them. Such weak fairies are good for nothing.

Probably miss the great escape worrying about the spelling on the tombstone

Not many Aussies realize that the initials A*N*Z*A*C stand for:
Aussies Near Zero Actual Comprehension.

Anzac Poem

From what I know the Carnation revolution started with a song...

How quaint. From whence will our revolution spring? The latest Kylie missive? Or perhaps the Krudd remix?

in our Kev. Unfortunately.

Lordy, there could not possibly be enough time for Tony the sneak to confess his sins. There is another reason for sure.

To confess his sins?

Good on ya Herr Funkymonkey. Don't let those protesters take your proud stick away and replace it with a limp and withered old carrot. Deny them your precious bodily fluids.

On fire or not, it is worthy of my holy devotion.

Herr Fuckedheruncle

I dint know you gaot herpes from kissin' yer favrit pig! Cuss yer to Hell Jesus!

He done found that among a bunch of jew fillings at Auschowitz. We learnt and prayed on somethin simular to this in our Sunday prayer group.

All you have to do is ask for His forgiveness....


Otherwise, YOU CAN BURN LIKE NAPAM IN SATAN'S CHINK-FILLED JUNGLE OF HELLLLLLL!!!!!!

Captain, I do believe you are ready to be a disciple of my new religion. With suitable training, you could be a high priest in no time at all.

Ricky, I do believe that your demon-cult religion is now defunct, but I would be happy to have you make contributions to my new, streamlined religion. It is based on a burning, holy stick that was extracted from the butts of the true gods of mount Olympus. Give up your toy guns and worship holy fire!
All contributions:- The reverend Dr. Chato, the New Faith Church of The Eternal Burning Stick of Holy fire C/- Xenoxnews, Sheet Crick, Ostrichlia, 666

I reckon you'd like to do that, Tenant. But, I do believe that yer Aussie Guberment has banned nails, as they can be used to make deadly suicide vests; and hammers - as they can be used to bludgeon someone to death.

Also, I reckon that yer Atheiests have banned all of the wooden crosses.

Here I sit a wait'n fer you, across all that thar water in the Brave New World, Tenant. I got guns, knives, switchblades, huntin knives, stockpiles of ammo, hammers, nails, dern near everythang a man could ever want!

And, what do you have, Tenant - nothin! not even a patch of dirt to call yer own.

I'm thinkin 'bout evictin a bunch of tenants from some run-down appartment buildings I have over in n*g*e*town Knowl and turnin it back into farm land. I reckon I could grow a heap of corn and run a still out back to make alchyfuel. I don't need to waste my nights shaken down corn to get money out of em, like I have to do to good fer nothin tenants.

WE all know the "cathlic church" is just another child-abusing religious cult, possibly the biggest and most powerful of them all. But his man seems a bit confused as to which brand of superstitious gibberish he belongs to.

Much time on their hands. Is this what y'all do when yer smokin Meth, guzzling speed, huffin glue and injectin glycol?

Good hard work is all you folks need to cure yer ills, gripes, and complaints. I never heard a hard workin slave complain about nothin. Ain't no time to complain, and it takes up good sleepin time.

The Satanic Church of Rome let that famous British sneak Tony Blair into its hideous ranks. That should tell us something.

Its the gramma police!

Cop this - "Wait till your dead." Try this next time, "Wait till you're dead."
Jesus H. Christ! Lose and loose, your and you're, there, their and they're, led and lead, effect and affect, site and sight.
There is so much more of this confusion out there. Where are the schools and teachers?

No, no! "do as your told" is wrong.
"do as you're told" is correct. No wonder you're attracted to death...

What have i been praying to all these years?


pressed his eyes to the opening...slid shut the little perforated hatch...

Hitler's birthday. No doubt the "Suckhole of Steel" will salute his memory, as will all the Thatcherites and neocons.

Poofs are deaf

All you land stealing, empire building, landlord scum take note of what your God said to you lot:-
Leviticus 25:23: "The land shall not be sold in perpetuity, for the land is mine; for you are strangers and sojourners with me." You twisted perverts may also remember:- "Thou shalt not steal."

'round here. George Bush has done a mighty fine job on some things, like killen Ayrabs. He an't done euough killin Chinks - and you done shot the dummy square 'tween the eyes on that one, Jane.

You an Aussie Jane? If so, how 'bout showin us all Americans over here yer picture. Ain't never seen no Aussie white woman - only Aussie jungle bunnies. I found some pictures of Aussie Jungle bunnies and put them up - damn fastenatin! Just wonderin if Aussie white women get all gizzied up with face-paint and titty-squishers like Yankees do, or if y'all look more like the refined Southern women of Dixie.

Now, Jane - see that thar's the problem with folks like you and yer little boy. Y'all live in a gun-banning, big-brother, Nanny-State. Y'all don't know the difference 'tween a $2 Chink-toy and the real thing.

That thar is a genuine AC556 mounted in a SCAR-CQB folding stock. Its what you call a "select fire" assault rifle. That's 'cause you can select from full-auto fire; semi-auto fire; or tri-burst (three shots with one trigger pull)

And, it be fully accessorized! In one picture it's sporting a 30 round stick mag. In the other picture it's wearin a 100 round betamag. And, a red-dot sight on top (now, that thar is made in China, all other parts made in the U.S. of A.)

Jane, you'd know these things if you lived in a land where you were responsible for yerself, rather than bein a ward of the nanny-state. It's a cryin shame that yer boy's gonna grow up being a nanny-state, tit-sucklin sissy that don't never get the opportunity to shoot a real gun. Shoot, he gonna be just like you, Jane, not knowin the difference 'tween a genuine man-killin assault rifle and a Chink-toy.

Eu tenho casa em Cascais. Eu gosto a praia e mulhers na praia ;)

Love 'em. Just love 'em. Oh the big banging they do makes me head spins. Yes they do. Spitting out the firey bits puts the cold on me tits. Nipple erect and big banging guns. Gosh darn I think me genitals are now erect a bits...

My five-year-old has a $2 made-in-China plastic replica that looks more realistic that that!

Bye bye Mess American Lie! George W Bush has pulled the plug on America, imagining all the while that he was consolidating U.S. power. Wrong! Staring unwanted unjustified wars, he turned a record U.S. budget surplus into a record deficit and the PRC has been buying the debt. China is waiting. Learn Mandarin, people! Learn it NOW!

You sure are a degraded puppy, mud-freak, but don't go getting ideas about being a landlord, because that would be dangerously funny. It takes more than hillbilly inbreeding to be the type of turd that becomes a landlord. The crappy wasteland that your kind slithers around in has been abandoned by all except the lowest parasites and unfortunate know-nothing pigs. You would have to kidnap some tenants if you want to play landlords and tenants. Don't take it personal, but I got better fish to gut without having to stuff you with pig-waste.

You din't answer my questin correctly, Tenant.

Well, that's 'cause yer a tenant. Tenants ain't' got nothin 'cause they ain't got brains to reckon on how to get something.

Now, for yer answer, Tenant (Yer about as fun to kick around as a smart-aleck puppy dawg.) Landlords have Keys, Tenant. We don't need no "knock knock knock". We don't need no steel toed boots to kick down our own doors. We don't need nothin but a key, a dark night, some guns (just in case), rope and plastic garbage bags.

See, Tenant, us Landlords git together, drink a few mint julips, and then grabb us a bag and help out each other. We just unlock the door, walk right on in, and then the one with the bag, "bag's 'em", and the one with the stun gun "zaps 'em". Once they's out cold, we evict the tenants - throw them in the back of a pickup and, usually the Hauler brothers haul them out of town. We don't rightly know where them Hauler brothers takes them. We just know that they ain't commin back, and our land is available again for rent.

In the old days, the true-breeding, hard-working tenant people were trusting, so when the mutant landlords came on the scene the tenants were not prepared for their twisted tricks. But now, many generations of inbreeding have further degenerated the landlord breed, and hardship and clean-living has made the tenants even more true-breeding, stronger and more clever. The war will be short and savage, and after it is over, there will be no landlords or their tribulated, demon-cursed spawn - no matter how much valuable land they stole.

Radiation is what must have caused you hill-creatures to fail to breed true. What do you do with the extra heads on your tribulated spawn - cut them off? Sometimes the damage is down deeper where decent folk can't see it. Best to burn those degraded things to fine ash. Can't be too careful when dealing with demonic transgenic DNA. You poor things can't be blamed really, but just like transgenic landlords, until every last one of you have gone, we cannot be relaxed and comfortable.