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Landlords originated in Europe. Back then, Semites and Europeans didn't mix none. Europe had all the good land, and not even the sand-n*g*e*s could rent out that piss-poor dried-up-as-an-old-granny-cunt sand desert.

In case some of you folks don't know already - John "Suckhole" Howard should be blamed for all of your troubles. Otherwise there is no God!

Y'all probably ain't got fireants where you live. Fireants is ants. Ants that will attack you with the fearseness of....well fireants in you get near their compound. They will attack and attack and attack until you are dead or until you kill them. They have no fear. They have one goal - DESTROY THE ALIEN INTRUDER! Fireants is organized - they have a leader and more fearse soldiers than they do necter-sucking commie good-fer-nothin welfare casess. Now we intelligent folks all know that ain't no fireants gonna pull no triggers. We need to organize and fight like them rabbid merciless fireants. Now, that's what I'm talkin about.

My posts don't contain no unacceptible content! I ain't got no devil toung like you folks.

Look at Krudd-huggers go...

Must be heartbreaking now you can't blame John Howard for all your troubles.

Digger,

Cranbourne

Ricky, how would the fire ants pull the triggers on their machineguns? How would they carry them? Maybe it is time the John Howard Party hired you as a consultant. And what is "fearseness" really?

Listen good, you hillbilly arse-fondling tards. There was no Jesus who had no need nor desire to fornicate. This is a kiddie fairytale to keep the inbred tard children pacified while mummy and daddy go and screw with pigs, down in the mud out the back. I do note that in that children's fairytale bible, the Jesus character had no time for landlords or hillbilly tards.

Stupid Digger, Rudd was put in charge of the multi-trillion dollar Howard/Costello debt that Aussies now carry. I think that is what you must have meant. As for the "jobs" that Howard claimed he created, they were pathetic mirages, meant to fool the sheeple that all was well. The sheeple are finding out the truth about John and Petey's "prosperity" and they don't like what they are seeing.

Bog-cricket, I thought you would have learnt to stay off the wood alcohol. That methanol has made you even more loco than a skewered landlord. I can't follow any of that hillbilly crazy-talk. If it is pig buttocks or father-raping you are after, you can get that in that hell-bog you awful creatures wallow in - as well as every filthy pig-disease, and then some...

Oh thank you Paddy for your heartfelt words.

Now get me that altar boy...

Luv,

Fr. Ted

God is my landlord
I shall not want
on Earth and in Heaven
Give us this day
our daily rent
and forgive us
as we forgive
you for not
getting bent
AMEN

Better get your guns and ammo back, Digger. Anarchy is coming and we need to be ready. Let the punks and the left-wing whores do our bidding for us, then we wait in the wings and strike with the fearseness and organization of fire-ants with machineguns.

Like I said, you don't need to concern yerself with my commin for the "rent". I ain't into you. I'm just gonna pimp you out to them Hauller fellers. I won't need to get nowhere near your penis-infested buttocks. I'm after Sis and you're my ticket.

The Lord had no need nor desire to fornicate. His purpose was to save humanity from the the Devil and from Sin. Scrump'n Israelites wasn't no nevermind for Jesus.

Poor old Sincity. Better to just douse it in petrol and let the whole fucking lot go up in smoke.

Did Jesus fuck? Supposedly his mum didn't. What about his old man? And what about that whore he hung round with, and all dem disciples and whatnot. Did they ever get a root? Suffer knobache?

all these questions...it is enough to give me the horn.

In fact...

I'll be back in a few mins.

Yours in hardness&purpleness,
Hairy Fudgeknuckle

Ricky, here is a quote. Make of it what you will:-
"Diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means."
- Zhou En Lai, Chinese diplomat & Communist politician (1898 - 1976)

Wanderin in the frikkin desert all those years... couldnt get no root nowheres, got the brill idea of CON-verting sinners to my bed... hey, thats one party trick that still works, come on up suckers, and i'll anoint thee with my swagger stick begod!

I can still see Maxine McKews' beamng face as the election results came in: not only had Howard lost government, he had lost his own electoral seat. NOBODY wants him... except the the neocon nutbags in the USA.

Is that all y'all are made up of? What kind of war you expect to win with words?

Why don't y'all git your guns and ammo back and have at it?

A war of words, my dear Ricketybits - a war of words and dark deceptions...

This is a war, in case you haven't noticed. It's dern hard to notice any warrin going on when y'all ain't got a single gun nor bullet between the whole lot of you. Git your guns back and your bullets, then we can talk war. 'till then, you ain't nothin but a gum-flappin crazy man.

And, as far as formating goes - I did it better than it done showed up. Satan lives in cyberspace and is screwin up my message!

well i'd like to follow your words Jesus, but your adherents can't format their articles properly!

If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters - yes, even his own life - he cannot be my disciple.

Can't see the problem. Rudd has done the job of ridding us of toxic John, so why not make them both into pet food now? Make all the political sociopaths sit up and take notice. This is a war, in case you haven't noticed.

Ain't no dumb vegataliens neither. We don't give no two bit gun-banning John no nevermind in the Confederate states. Sofar as I'm concerned, he's a damned left-bent pinko commie.

Yes but the bloody-handed zionists, neocons and enraptured christian end-worlders still love the old suckhole of steel. He'll always be welcome in dear old Alabammy!

Someone must have snuk it in, a thinking I wouldn't find it.

Anywhoo, the only right sandwich to eat 'round here is a Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato sandich.

Here's why: We have plenty of pigs 'round here, plenty of tomatos, and plenty of letuce growed by the letuce farmers - so that's what we eat to 'uport the local economy.

Bacon Lettuce and Tomato - It's Dixie Approved and good fer ya.

Reminds me of one of my all time favorite movies - Lepus - bad-assed giant rabbits chewin and knawing on dumb Yankees.

That's right, boys and girls, yer boy's gonna be our new bitch. Told ya'll to join the Confederacy. Didn't want to listen to old Ricardovitz, now look what's happenin to you.

Join the Confederacy and git your guns back. Otherwise, you's a condemned nation, that's for sure.

I've lloked closely at his vage... I cant see anything!

Yours confusedly
Hairy Fudgeknuckle

I can see it! There is something hideous attached to the badge. Although the fine-print on the badge seems to say "I slipped it to Margaret Thatcher and she squealed like a pig!"

No, the pic looks normal to me. Howard has even parted his hair the usual way.

No can't see it....

Let's suppose Rudd wants to insert various objects up Dubya's arse in a suckholing attempt to ingratiate himself. We must remember this is the same arse that concealed all of sucking Johnny, except his feet. And his feet only hung out so that he could be extracted on special occasions to be inflicted on Aussies.

I - like many others - did not vote FOR Krudd.... we voted AGAINST the Lying Roent... and by Christ we got rid of him! Even his own electorate dumped the malicious old bastard!

Drop and give me a blow job

Big deal. I salute Dubya all the time.

Every time I wake up!

It's standing at full stretch; pointing to the sun and our world leader.

God bless George. God bless my dick. And god bliss that mess i made on the carpet.

It is sad, but all is not yet lost. When Kevvy starts complaining about it being dark up Dubya's butt, we will have a real problem once again. Soon it will be the brown bloke - Whatshisname, or Clinton's old sheila. I think it is time a few of the mega-rich were found hanging from high places, twisting gently in the breeze.

You latte-sippers must all be in a tizzy. Your super hero Kruddy has turned out to be a disappointment. Well what did you expect from a ex-public service hack?

Digger,

Cranbourne

Drop and give me twenty!

Then you would have enjoyed some Howard/Costello "Golden Showers Warm Yellow Ale" as did many brain-dead Aussies.
For a while there it was provided in copious quantities - fresh, warm, and free! Now comes the hangover!

I only drink light beer

You're all worthless and weak!

Digger, you must be confused. There was no economy after John and Petey sold it off - just a huge household debt - like a bomb-crater. Maybe you are thinking about another galaxy.

Nick was good when he was on the bad shit..or was that the good shit...well, when he was getting smacked out to the gills

Hmmmm....Coopers Extra Strong Vintage Ale.

"Brewed with choice malts and an extended top fermentation, Coopers Extra Strong Vintage Ale will improve with age, becoming more interesting and complex in flavour for up to 18 months. The results are well worth the wait! 7.5% Alc/Vol "

Once me and the boys got sooo pissed on Coopers....
I remember at one stage i feel down and sat on one of this bottles; it fucking plugged my arse!

reminds me of what my dirty ol uncle used to do me sister...make her sit on beer bottles...dirty old fucker he was.