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Man goes to the Amazon, on his return home he gives his distraught wife a Cock Sucking Frog. "What the fuck am I expected to do with that!" she exclaims. "Teach it to cook, then Fuck Off" was his reply.

It's clear that there are a bunch of forigners yapping away on this board. Forigners always say things that don't make no sense at all. Sort of has a "slantyed" twant to it.

Harry Mann, you are so full of empty assertions and certainties that I will put you at the bottom of my list of qualified authorities - right with John Howard and Peter Costello. I feel that I am missing nothing by taking this approach. If you feel offended by this - who cares? You have insufficient substance to offend me at least.

I don't come down so quick from a really good rocking tune sir.

Your record player needs some oil, 'cause it ain't playin them records fast enough if it's tak'n 10 minutes to get through a song.

Either that, or you'r listining to Pink Floyd. Pink Floyd ain't Rock 'n Roll, and besides, he was a queer.

I have obviously struck a raw nerve with all the religous nutters out there.

There is no difference between the Dalai Lama, Mother Teresa, Osama Bin Laden, Pope John Paul II, and any other religous 'leader'. They are all full of superstitious nonsense that has no role in public discourse in the 21st century. Give up on your Dalai Lama and his anti-rational thought : any idiot could do his job. His only qualification is that as a child he picked up one toy before another. It is ridiculous to even consider him a world leader.

HARRY MANN

Forever?

Heart Sutra
Parabrahman

OK, why doesn't that make me feel any better? Does this Harry Mann guy (hairy man, please!) know Mel Gibsons' dad? Really, the Australian obsession with rednecks is fascinating. I blame the Irish. They breed like fleas you know! Long live His Holiness the Dalai Lama, he put it to bush as best he could!

yugo

Strawberry Fields

I like the Boodah. It rhymes with Bubba. I got a big B on my belt buckle and I tell folk it stands for Boodah.

Err - Just let me say this, you can be confident in my booming non-core prosperity. I also just happen to have an aircraft carrier for sale. It is armed with the latest atomic warhead armed Rudd-seeking confabulations. Any offer considered. Promptness would be appreciated, as this is a closing-down sale.

Ricardo is showing his age - farm hands? slavery - freedom?

Research has showed that guns appeal predominately to individuals suffering from paranoi second only to teenage and adult males who have a small penis.

The gun allows them to feel powerful and free.

But if you need a gun for freedom eventually you will need an atom bomb and an aircraft carrier - and then you will need a star wars program so you can be free when the alien threat comes.

Mark my words, as soon as this war on terrorists loses its political potency we will have the war on UFOs.

Don't believe me? I have it on good authority that the White House already have intelligence that the martians are stockpiling WMDs and are planning to attack and threaten our way of life.

But don't worry, Ricardovitz and his pee shooter will save us all.

"Nobody took my guns away. I never owned any. "

You's a damned fool not to own a gun. You don't know what freedom is. You don't know what it means to be a slave and have to slaughter your lords to gain your freedom.

YOU WON'T EVER KNOW. YOU ARE DOOMED. DOOMED TO THE HELL YOU HAVE CREATED, THE SLAVERY YOU HAVE EMBRACED.

When you're working my land, boy, and my farm hand is whipping you to git your lazy butt to work a little harder, you'll remember what 'ol Ricky warned you abuot.

I seen it on that movie with that left-wing quackter, Brad Pitt.

That Boodhist's own Mammy don't let no one touch him 'cause he's their God. Infact, there was a scene where they's worshiping a bunch of earthworms, a thinking they's some kind of past kin folk. The bottom line is that those slant-eyed darkies been huffing way too much opium. Ain't nothin more than a bunch of wacked-out drug guzzling fruitcakes.

and it's still living. Hit it! Make it a dead one.

Just put them in a suitcase!

Nobody took my guns away. I never owned any.

to know for real what you shat out.

You're just making that shit up.

Mr. Hillbilly,
The Dali Lama don't think he God or anythin' like that. You look like the kinda lad who's strayed away frum reality.

As far as I know, Jeebus don't evun exist.

Firstly, peel an over-ripe yellow Costello, then shove it HARD up the prime-ministerial rectum. Firstly, you may have to clean-out the impacted John-lovers that have accumulated over the last eleven years or so, before you can perform the shoving operation. Next, get hold of a sleazy property developer named Harry and a few International Bankers...

What are y'all going to do about it?

How do you kow what the Dali Lama insists on? He thinks he's God, don't he? And, he ain't. People who thinks they's God, when they ain't, are a real problem.

Now, some of you are gona slap me with Jesus think'n he was God. Fact is Jesus never thought anything of the sort. He only became one with the Lord upon his resurection. So, technically, Jesus was dead before God revealed to the world who he really was. Anybody that says different don't know nothin!

No doubt about it - John Howard has a lot to answer for.

I don't think H.H. The Dalai Lama is insisting anyone believe anything in particular. Buddhists don''t do that. It is foolish to dismiss something without examining it thoroughly.

Mothers who were encouraged to have babies by the Howard-Costello baby bonus, are now faced with the problem of how to dispose of their unwanted offspring.
I predict many more abandoned or killed infants in the near future. The "baby bonus" was the most cynical bit of social engineering since Hitler.

We should not equate poor betrayed Teresa with the Dalai Lama.
The Roman Catholic gang played her for a sucker. Put this into Google:
teresa catholic letters atheist
Read about the letters she wrote - she was tormented and an atheist.
I feel sorry for the poor woman, and also her victims. One poor creature in terminal agony was told by Teresa that his pain was "Jesus kissing him" the response was "Make him stop!"

I totally agree!!! Mother Teresa was borderline suicide bomber. I was just waiting for someone to accidentally knock her dentures into the garbage or something and then she'd just go ballistic on someone's ass, detonating the C3 she always wore wrapped around her torso under those robes -- that's why she wore those silly clothes -- in case someone pissed her off. I heard that Bush Sr. was actually debating whether to strike Saddam or Teresa and only chose Saddam because he lost a game of Old Maid with the House of Saud. Damn you, queen of clubs!

I would put the Dalai Lama on equal footing with Mother Teresa.

ie they are both ignorant superstitious fools who want the rest of the world to obey the fairytales they believe in.

The Dalai Lama is just another huckster religous nut; nothing more than that.

Australian culture has been polluted for 200 years or so. It's virtually unrecognisable now!

The fact is that like all those who safeguard the positive aspects of mankind recieving such honour. Nelson Mandela, Mother Teresa, Aung San Suu Kyi... I forgive you Mr. Harry Mann. I love you. H.H the Dalai Lama is loving everyone of us.

After receiving her law degree from the University of Adelaide, she moved to Sydney and worked as a commercial lawyer.
She has a doctorate in law from Don't y'all be fooled. This woman ain't nothin but a left wing globalist in disguise. First, anyone who goes to the University of Sydney Law School to learn themselves how to be a lieyer ain't no good. And any good old boy knows that a woman who teach others to be lieyers is the damn devil incarnate!!!.


Now, Miss Albrechtsen cain't be all that bad, since she is hated by juidicial activists (i.e. crazy drug-guzzling hippy fruitcakes), the human rights industry (i.e. lesgian dog-fuckers), old-style feminists (i.e. bull-dikes) and assorted rent-seekers (i.e. bums looking for handouts).

Now, Mr. C. I rekon you ain't an American so let me clear up a few things about American politiks for you:

Bush ran on the Republican ticket, but he's looking more and more left-wing every day. Many folks like me who mostly vote Republican are starting to hate Bush for several thangs: He's fer opening our borders to Mexicans and other aliens; He's for globalization; He's spends money like a drunk'n homosexual French sailor; He ain't got rid of that law banning civilians from owning machineguns built after 1986; other than those thangs, he ain't all that bad.

But, seriously folks, that dumb Boodhist dirt-poor country is on YOUR side of the world, we don't give no nevermind about no Dali Lama or dirt-poor brainwashed commies. This little feud is just down right entertainin. Whoot, I figure that if the Chinks can make 'em slaves, like they do all them others call'n them good commies, then that just means more cheap stuff I can buy at Walmart. Them commie-Chinks make a hell of an air-gun - got me one of those for $125. If'n I had to buy that same gun from a German company, it would have been 3 times as much. The chinik-gun ain't perfect, like a Kraut gun, but it's perty darn close.

I rather suspect that Harry Mann has suffred serious exposure to some enriched radioactive substance. Must be all the uranium that Australia sells to China.
Australians scream bloody murder about "immigrants" who come from far-off lands and "pollute" their cultural identity. You even have "immigration tests" to keep out those who can't fit into the "Australian way of life". But have you travelled in Tibet and witnessed the wholesale change in demographics and local culture that's being orchestrated by the Chinese government? If that were to happen to Australia, I bet Harry Mann and his fair dinkum friends would be singing a different tune.

Poor old John just croaked-it in the Rodent-Rudd mass-debate. Talk about political dead-meat! Even "The Worm" found Johnny too awful to contemplate.

As far as I can tell, poor old John has flatlined. I suggest that Team Tory gets one of their cheap imported "Doctor Deaths" to check the screwy old corpse.
How they cling, these old madmen. Remember batty old Joh in Queersland? What an empire of corruption he ran up there. He self-destructed finally. Johnny is doing the same.

Don't let crazy old non-core John or any of his mates onto your team - you will lose for sure! Too bad for the SAS gumbies - goodbye lads...

This is sure to encourage a internet based voting system. Go for it! This must be why the Swiss have decided to this route.

Are they SAS Buddhists?

Confusion is the point. I think the goal is to stop our thinking so we can see the ultimate reality. DL is Bush. Bush is DL.

Janet Albrechtstein... now there is a bitch who'd be a great fuck.
Listen Janet, I don't have to agree with you, I just want to corn-pone all your exit holes!

This is getting predictably funny. But I'm confused. Is Bush being called a lefty? Or Bush and the DL are the religious nuts, but it's the lefties that are defending the DL in this forum? So Harry's point is that Bush is the same as the DL -- both nuts and violent -- and therefore the lefties should not support the DL because then, by transitivity, they're supporting Bush and all other religious folks. I'm actually starting to agree with Harry. It'd be great if we could get a world leader with the guts to unilaterally exterminate all such zealots. Too many goddamned nuts in the world today, and too many wusses just sitting by letting them be! Poop cow daisy pants, in other words. Flibberty jank do tubby wipes! Articles and butts and sayings and religion and violence and politics and nuts, nuts, everywhere nuts. It's all the same. The best you can hope for is a few words that get people riled up. Exciting! And then back to the way it was before.

Rudd must be careful as John begins to mass-debate in public soon.

Janet Albrechtsen: "The Howard factor is there. Where once it meant success, now it presages defeat."

@Ricardovitz: How you doin' Mr. Hillbilly?

I bet the Chinese Communist Party is reveling in their decision to have put this Harry guy in their payroll.

I guess everybody has forgotten that foreigners used to be beheaded on sight in Tibet. A fine Tibetan tradition! Totally in line with Democracy and Freedom wouldn't you say?

Good to see his laziness the Dalai Lama cozying up to another religous nutter: George W Bush!

How do you like that lefty losers!