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Long may the sun shine from his arse.

Cosmosis thing, thanks for the tip! I found the link that connects me with non-core John, and I cut it with astral bolt-cutters. I'm going after John's tiny, desiccated little nuts next, with an astral steaknife. Gordian Knot - here I come!

Yeah, why not help the length-challenged? I would not push my luck with the old bastard, however. Check-out his rotten record in the Old Testament. You could wind-up with a tiny button for your trouble.

Dear Creator,

I have aproblem. You see you made my peepee too weewee.

So can you extend it. Say, about 6 inches?

Cheers
Herr Fuckbuckle

Yugo, I've got you marked down for special attention. I am a jealous and sulky old bastard sometimes.

talking to yourself.

You are all insectoids or robopaths, and you are individually and collectively doomed. You are sometimes good for a cheap laugh though. Don't expect me to respond to your insipid crawling and grovelling.

Intelligence ain't necessarily the same as "evolved", now is it.

Perhaps you are right - the more evolved species live in harmony with their environment; and rather than controling the environment to suit their needs, the environment determines how they eat, live, procreate and sleep.

I, like you, believe that we are more intelligent and perhaps "overly-evolved" for our environment. But, how can this be unless there has been some devine intervention and a master plan whereby the Creator has some purpose for us that requires us to continually grow our intelligence as a species. Even if this means that as we grow in intelligence, we are less manipulated by our environment.

Less evolved? Than what? You? No way. I would say that they are more evolved. They knew how to live off the land and still be in harmony with it. They didn't destroy the environment that sustains them. We're still learning that one. The nearest European comparison to their life style pre invasion has been cited as the European aristocracy. Their whole society was centered around art, religion and hunting. Except their whole society was at this level.

The Devil is the biggest trick of believing

Just then a sound so huge - raucous - shatters the skies of the earth. The sound of a very large horn. It is so loud that people can't hear their TVs momentarily.

Remember this is all real just like it says in the bible!

An army of all of the Credit Card Evangalists appear. Following them are thousands of their subscribers who have all been waiting years for the big day - which the evangelists had promised them - would be the 'big payout'.

But Jehovah does fuck all, as if he ain't even there, and blondie Jesus' space ship goes crashing into the desert.

Near death, Jesus crawls out of the wreckage barely alive, cuts and bruises against his celestial flesh once again.

"Father, father, why the fuck have you forsaken me once again"?

He takes one last breath but his injuries are to great. One last groan and he quietly dies, blood, water and piss already smelling in the crusty mud.

The crowd having heard his last mournful words, without needing an answer turn as one and look over at Ricardovitz with a mixture of sadness, hate and disappointment in their eyes...

Its gonna be amazing. Just picture it: Jesus arrives in his celestial rocket ship, long blonde hair flailing around his face, waving his hand. His Father and Mother smiling proudly up above. "Love" is everywhere. Even Ricardovitz starts crying about all of the evil things he has said about people who have a different opinion than him or who come from somewhere far away. And just as everyone starts the big communal hug. The big, "everybody kneel down and praise the Lord" session - BAM-ZAM - the miniature alien parasites come out of their passive hibernation state and activate all of their evil, Satan like plans! However these little alien guys are from another dimension and have way loads of interesting truck happening compared to that sissy boy desert rat Satan. Up they spawn firing out their proton bending, anti-gravity, laser beam shit every which way at the beJesus. Poor cunt didn't know what hit him. Before he knows it his own celestial spaceship is hurtling downward - spiraling. Ricardovitz however gets down on his knees and starts praying to his Jehovah man. "Please God - I know you are real. Save us all from this scary stuff and I will promise to stop my blaspheming. I will stop referring to your people, whom you created in your likeness, with all the nastiest names I can think of. I promise I will try and take on some Jesus like humility and I will stop writing and publishing all over the internet about how much better and superior I am than everyone else. I will stop pretending that being a Christian gives me the right to celebrate the shooting and bombing of innocent women and children. Please forgive me"

Atheists are ignorant tools of the Devil. They do the Devil's work by evangelically trying to get others to believe there is no Devil....

When no one believes in the Devil, it's much easier for Satan to corrupt with pure evil. Last thing Satan wants is for you to know the torment and hell that is waiting for you when you follow in his footsteps.

Many lesbians wander the world looking for their stolen parts. Males must be to blame for the mysterious loss of female penile equality. Those guns are long and hard...

Oooh ooh the devil! By the way athiests don't believe in the devil either. So go away little girly boy who like to make poo poo on his other girly boy friends.

Well you're definitely not a christian then. Whatever you got I don't want. I think you got it alright. Up the arse quite a few times didn't you? Problem by your local priest too.

You are nothing more than tools of the Devil. Your evil angel will take care of you soon enough. Ain't noth'n for me to do. You either get it or you don't......for now. But, you will get it some day. Oh, yessiree, you certainly will.

Thank God for that then! I won't bother reading it anymore. Christians seem to be nothing but a bunch of war mongers anyway.

But, I certainly can understand how that will be your crowining achievement in life. That's what you people are all about - bragging about who or what you "fucked". Funny thing is, I don't think that "white chick" is bragg'n about who she "fucked".

Hell, there's even women who fornicate with dogs, horses, etc. Most likely the the one who fornicated with you, done fornicated with all sorts of nasty things first.

About the Bible. It is clear, you just don't understand what it is saying. No athiest understands the Bible, 'cause you need to understand that there is a God before you can reconcile meaning from the Bible. The Bible weren't meant for some dumb atheist to sit and cipher about.

Can read the Bible clearly. It's a self contradictory mess.

I'm a n*g*e* and I fucked a white chick.

Clearly, if you read your bible, you will know that the Lord favors the color white over the color black. So, why would he create his Son in the immage of something "black" - which would certainly not please him.

Furthermore, Mary was white. There weren't no blacks for thousands of miles in that area of the World back then. They were still swinging from vines in Middle Africa. Even the Ancient Egyptians who were darker skinned whites, depicted the peoples to the east of them as fair-skinned whites. Those living way to the south of the Egyptians, as can be seen on Pyrimad paintings, were black as Anubus, their death dog.

The Grays get it. The other's don't.

Jesus was a black man.

Now all the whitey's and Klan members bow down to him and pray.

Wierd shit. Even the aliens don't get it.

All objective life is a dream. Only Parabrahman always IS.

Where we all came from. Where we all go to. Unless we didn't, or unless don't. Maybe...

Me wearing your skin will help your looks a lot. Don't worry your white man stink will hide my scent completely.

But watcha gonna do about that God-awful smell you folks have? And, you still ain't addressed that puney brain size problem.

If you're over 30 you're part of the problem.

How about I just cut off your skin and wear it? Then I'll look just like you?

That won't help none with your inferior brain size and squat, wide features, but it's a start to the end of the ugliness that constantly hurts my eyes.

There is One God, and proof of our Lord is in your very existance.

There are Aliens. Excluding the common Mexican kind of aliens, there ain't no question that there is life on other planets. That makes them Aliens in my Universe. Now, I ain't say'n that none of them ever made a trip to this here planet. I'm a just sayin they exist. And, since this Universe was given to us God Fearing Folks, by the Lord himself, that makes everything else Alien.

But dont worry his mum is alive.

And her legs are open....

Are you sure?

There never was a god to begin with. Something like a god.....

god is dead, baby

The question is do you? and what are you gonna do about it whitey?

Aliens of the very small size are really much more powerful than the larger variation.

Using a similar modus operandi as the parasite responsible for toxoplasmosis the intruders can orchestrate the behaviour of their host much like a conductor conducts an orchestra.

The question is:
Are you infected, and, if you are, do you trust these foreign invaders from afar to guide you in a way that is beneficial to the evolution of your organism?

welll...its actually: the same album

And also

"20 Songs to Twang Your Phat Willy To"

No but they do have:

"Top 20 Buddhist Monk dance numbers from the Maitri Vihar Monastery"

Do they have the: Mayan top 40?

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Where does this highway go to?

They are not houses. They are space travel preparation laboratories.

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She is not my beautiful wife! Where is my beautiful pizza? This is not my beautiful country! (where is this leading?)

This is not my beautiful house!

No. You have to get away.