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(Shit! The squidly one.)
Lord Cthulu, I am not worthy!
How could one dare to question your
prior claim to all Godly magnificence!
Please allow me to grovel in your slime.
(like a John Howard voter)

Foolish Man!
What doth man know? Nothing! He is to God what a worm is to him, except a worm knows better than to question his Lord and Master!

All Man's knowledge is a pile of shit hidden behind the back shed.

Lord Cthulu strike them blind and pierce their genitals with flaming arrows; deliver their bodies to the House of Lamentation where they will shrivel naked before your omnipotence!

You will worship any god or God at your
own peril. Any god/God worth its salt
would know the whole of creation, since
he/she/it did the Creation.

Personally I won't trust any god that
would populate a nice place like Earth
with the pack of fuckwits and monsters
I see swarming on it now.
But a god that does not know is innocent,
and cannot be blamed, but who needs it?

I will give a hint:
See if you can tell a real God from an
imaginary God.

Does this mean we can bomb Iraq again!!

Keep those munition stocks a bit longer folks!

Dear Xenoxnews readers,
Reports now suggest that Osama is on his way to Iraq to led the terrorists there personally. And there is only one way he can get there: through Iran.

What more evidence is needed of the Mad Mullahs complicity in International Islamic Terrorism?

God Bless,
Patriot

I DID consider the lilies, and I
found that most lilies are toxic -
just like most national leaders
and the suckholes who support them.

Pardon?

Care for a copy of Watch Tower?

Have they genetically engineered any dope plants yet? This is definitely a crop that the Iraqis could rebuild their country with. They could sell it to all those Yankee soldiers!

Phil "Pothead" Williams

Fuck them, fuck all those flowers...except for the Demon Flower...long may it bloom..it's fetid stink reminding you of the stickiness in your pants...Cthulu place their knackers in a vice...

The farmers won't be forbidden to save and replant seeds. They will be unable to save and replant Monsanto and other GM seeds because the crops that grow from these seeds don't produce new seed. You have to go and buy more seed to grow another crop. There are no patents on nature's seeds so if they have their own they can keep using them. The Monsanto seeds will probably perform better and give farmers a better, larger, more resilient crop (hopefully).... frankly I'm glad they won't produce seed as it's also a way of safeguarding against cross-pollination... which is already happening here in Australia by the way from some of the early test GM crops.... when controls weren't so stringent.

Consider the lillies....

Listen Pate, you jackass! the Rodent's menagerie is hiding a secret survey into exposure of Australian troops in Iraq to depleted uranium. D.U. weapons were used with bloody fucken gusto by U.S. and British forces in Al Muthanna during the 1991 and 2003 conflicts. There are now 450 of our precious Aussie diggers in the province, "providing security for Japanese military engineers", and "training" the nervous handful of poor, penniless desperados that have joined the Iraqi army but have not yet deserted. The Defence Dept knows about the report but also won't release it. Something to fucken hide?! As usual, the Rodent cuts and runs from the fucken truth!

Next Comment:
"Where's the bog! I'm dying mate!"

As little Johnny said. Freedom and
democracy are very precious.
They must not be allowed to fall
into the hands of the people.

I love freedom.
And business. They go hand in hand.

I thought I would give asparagus a try.

Isn't that a Cap'n Beefheart tune?

Depleted Uranium? Is that what you deluded left-wing nuts are resorting to??
I know you are anti-science but surely you should have stayed awake enough in your High School science class to realise what a crock-o-shit the 'Depleted Uranium' scare is...
Meanwhile Iraq moves onto freedom and democracy and you have done nothing to help it.

Patriot

Its's still about OIL,son. Global oil production has "peaked", and it's all downhill from there, right? Meantime, oil consumption is increasing, the main culprit there being - you guessed it! - the glorious USA! So, iin the great American tradition, Bush and co used their military in an attempt to control what's left of Middle East oil supply to the world. Too bad it's a fuck up that will do us all more harm than good. Then there's the Euro... Yep, Saddam was about to dump the US dollar for the Euro... now we can't allow that, can we?

It is hard to escape the thought that
our esteemed leaders want us all to
be completely fucked.
But that would be paranoid and therefore
we have nothing to worry about...

I'm confused. Are we post-apocalypse yet?
Did you mean neocon fiscal rectitude,
or neocon fist up rectum tube?

Better over there than over here?!

Little has changed except the increasing numbers of lives and resources wasted. One can only wonder in dumbfounded incredulity what it will take for the U.S. to admit it's devastating stupidity, get out of Iraq, and start paying war reparations for all the cruel harm George W Bush and his his supporters have inflicted.

Yes. that explains that 70 year old cunt perfectly.

Down in Kentucky,
the horseshoes are lucky.
No they're not!
Stupid redneck yanks!
At least one knew what a load of
shit this "war" is.

Hi Nadeem -
Most of the politicians in Oz are
arseholes, and the PM has no hair
on his head. What style would suit
his hairy arse do you think?

Shit! I erased the same pic from
my hard drive weeks ago.
All those galaxies out there and
all that idiocy down here.
Beam me up, Klaatu!

Now thats real democracy at work; where a man can kill another man for disagreeing with him.

Western intelligence sources...
Whispering sweet nothings into our ear; until you wake up and find your arse covered in blood.

"Well Iran, unlike India and Pakistan, doesn't play cricket. And we all know that the mark of a truly civilized country is the partaking in that splendid game."

70 year old PM John Howard

India and that terrorist haven Pakistan got Bullshit Bush's fucken blessing to develep nuclear weapons of mass destruction, but refuse to allow Iran to follow its own path. Typical fucken bullshit hypocrisy and nothing to do with fighting any fucken "war on terror". Hell, Bin Laden is being protected by the fucken Paki secret service!

If we freedom-loving people of the so-called "western democracies" are willing to let liars, frauds, idiots and outright fucken crooks like Bush, Blair and Mini Me Howard whittle away our rights then that fucken fanatic Bin Laden has already WON!

Orwell got it right. Hitler got it wrong. But... ultimately... there are no answers, only choices.

Just in, Iran rejects controls on it's nuclear programme.
How can we allow this country which has been supporting terrorists and making women wear shrouds get the bomb?
Time for the people of the west and their governments to say enough is enough and demand the Mad Mullahs in Iran cease all nuclear activity once and for all.
World peace depends on it.

Patriot

Orwell does have Winston Smith
realizing that the "proles" had
remained human in the midst of
it all, so he does not compare
them unfavourably to the other
classes.

He showed us that "doublethink" exists
in political (and other) systems.

After re-reading 1984 again this year I came to the conclusion that Orwell was a middle class wanker who liked to slum it for a while but couldn't stand the locals. He hates the proles in 1984; mainly cause they like to drink and fuck!
What a fucking middle-class son-of-a-preacher wowser cunt!

Most over-rated writer since Tolstoy, give me Mein Kampf anyday, at least Adolf was honest and forthright enough to state outright who he hated unlike that mustached cocklicker from England.

LordyLordyLordy

It may seem that DeBono has outclassed
the "THINKERS" in Canberra, until
you realize that they have an
agenda they dare not reveal.
But the Ostrichlian public have no
appetite for the truth and would
simply forget it 5 minutes later.

Can see hows it going now...not allowed to say you support the insurgents in Iraq...next will be if you oppose our boys over there you are supporting the terrorists and should be silenced.
I like how that 70 year old prick Howard demands that Muslims say no to terror while he and his government of spineless liberal arselickers instinctively support and defend any of the terrorist, sorry, military actions of the Yanks including the killing of a hell of a lot more civilians than everything Osama has ever done.

LordyLordyLordy

Didn't Howard get a kickback by
selling the Cedars of Lebanon
to a woodchip company?

We all know the type of freedom
that the Coalition of the Witless
are peddling. Read some history
books, read Orwell's 1984.
If you have read them, then read
them again.

I know you are just kidding Patriot,
so enjoy what freedom you have left
before they take it away.

What's a plinth? Is it that big blunt object protruding from Germ Howard's arse?

Don't you love the way the fucken Yanks love freedom of speech as long as everyone brays the same fucken nonsense over and over and over and.... Picture em all lined up, saluting the Liar-in-Chief, flag poles jutting from their arses as they all chant "terrorism, terrorism, terrorism..." Fuck a duck!

Wow!

Xenoxnews has just dropped its
standards of journalistic input.
I must have been pissed!

too much freedom for my liking...
i've been nibblin round the edges for a while but I think nows the time...
ein reich..one future...ein fuhrer...

Yum yum, gulp gulp! What a nation of snivelling, cgullible fucken cretins Awe-stralia is! I mean, for all the Rodent's flag-waving rhetoric, our troop committment in Iraq is a fucken joke! I bet Tonga has more troops over there than us! It's all a fucken hoax!

Hey Max where the fuck are you? Has the Rodent got you locked up as a terrorist suspect for attacking the bullshit war on a fucken noun ("terror")?!!

Stay tuned for part 2... I'm working on it....

The highly esteemed and prized Maltese thinker Edward DeBono suggested on the matter of terrorism, that it should be 'de-valued' instead of highlighted. He suggested governments should put the small number of deaths into a statistic, similar to the road toll or heroin deaths.

The idea of giving it such great importance, changing our whole way of life because of it, only makes the strategy more successfully inviting to any would be terrorist.

If this road was taken then the death count would be released as a number - i.e. in the past decade 3800 people were killed due to crazy terrorist attacks. International Police Agencies are looking into these murders.

Instead we have a world in turmoil and the Western retaliation strategy has created a civilian death count of well over 200,000... sigh

all these dead people in Iraq because some Saudi ran a terrorist attack..um...no...weapons of mass destruction...no something to do with Afghanistan.. oh...whatever it was that we have to slaughter and Dresdenise Iraq.

Can anyone remember why our country Australia, USA and Britain are slaughtering all of these Muslim people?

I would be wary of what you say. It is howling of the latte left that drives a lot of the nonsense peddled about Iraq; nonsense that can be seen to be behind the acts of these madmen.
In the end you have to ask yourself whether you want to be on the side of the lunatics that bomb London or the side that is bringing freedom and democracy to the Middle East.

Patriot