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Its political correctness gone mad! A man can't pinch a nice young lady on the arse as a compliment anymore.

Thank you 70 year old prick PM Howard; this the type of Australia you have made!

Thomas Hobbes? Who's he?
A gospeller?

William Norman Ewer had the nickname
"Trilby", and was a notorious spy
(so it is said).

Just wondering - when the plucky
little OZ suckhole shoved his head
up Dubya's arse, did he use a
condom?

Literally, "coiled". In the Bible, and especially the Old Testament, the Leviathan is some sort of chaos animal in the shape of a crocodile or a serpent. In other bible texts it is taken to mean a whale or dolphin, because the animal is there described as living in the sea. Later the Leviathan became a symbol of evil, an anti-divine power (some sort of devil) which will be destroyed on Judgement Day.

The Leviathan appears in more than one religion. In Canaanite mythology and literature, it is a monster called Lotan, 'the fleeing serpent, the coiling serpent, the powerful with the seven heads'. It was eventually killed by Baal. The Leviathan is also the Ugaritic god of evil.

Source: http://www.pantheon.org/articles/l/leviathan.html

So what are you complaining about Bill?

To take back some of their lost
freedom, people must decide to
turn off the TV and oppose the
extremist regimes of Bush,
Blair and Howard.
I do understand that the greed
and stupidity of the masses
makes this almost impossible.

The cause of Sense, is the Externall Body, or Object, which presseth the organ proper to each Sense, either immediately, as in the Tast and Touch; or mediately, as in Seeing, Hearing, and Smelling: which pressure, by the mediation of Nerves, and other strings, and membranes of the body, continued inwards to the Brain, and Heart, causeth there a resistance, or counter-pressure, or endeavour of the heart, to deliver itself: which endeavour because Outward, seemeth to be some matter without. And this seeming, or fancy, is that which men call Sense; and consisteth, as to the Eye, in a Light, or Colour figured; To the Eare, in a Sound; To the Nostrill, in an Odour, To the Tongue and Palat, in a Savour, And to the rest of the body, in Heat, Cold, Hardnesse, Softnesse, and such other qualities, as we discern by Feeling. All which qualities called Sensible, are in the object that causeth them, but so many several motions of the matter, by which it presseth our organs diversly. Neither in us that are pressed, are they any thing else, but divers motions; (for motion, produceth nothing but motion.) But their apparence to us is Fancy, the same waking, that dreaming. And as pressing, rubbing, or striking the Eye, makes us fancy a light; and pressing the Eare, produceth a dinne; so do the bodies also we see, or hear, produce the same by their strong, though unobserved action. For if those Colours, and Sounds, were in the Bodies, or Objects that cause them, they could not bee severed from them, as by glasses, and in Ecchoes by reflection, wee see they are; where we know the thing we see, is in one place; the apparence, in another. And though at some certain distance, the reall, and very object seem invested with the fancy it begets in us; Yet still the object is one thing, the image or fancy is another. So that Sense in all cases, is nothing els but originall fancy, caused (as I have said) by the pressure, that is, by the motion, of externall things upon our Eyes, Eares, and other organs thereunto ordained.

That's because it's faggot food.

A man needs a good sausage.

Trucker

Sounds like a transcription of one of the Rodents fucken cabinet meetings!

Quick! pt 2.
(this is a fucking cliffhanger!)

Close scrutiny proves that the U.S. Resident defrauded voters for his second term 'win" too. When you're that rich and powerful, who gives a hoot'n'anny, right? And the fraud continues, unabated, on just about every issue the Liar-in-Chief sinks his bloody paws into.

"He was thoughtful and grave but the orders he gave
Were enough to bewilder a crew.
When he cried 'Steer to starboard, but keep her head
larboard!'
What on earth was the helmsman to do?"

Lewis Carroll - The Hunting of the Snark

Champion your identity unto thyself.

"Leviathan Odour" - The movie

Oh there's a war on alright: the war between reason and idiocy!

Are you really William Blake?

Excuse me?

The "Simpson and his donkey" myth is - like the whole bizarre ANZAC obsession - just more Oz fantasy. Simpson wasn't an Aussie, he was a Pom who jumped ship in Fremantle. His real name was John Simpson Kirkpatrick. As Les Carlyon tells it in his terrific book "Gallipoli", Simpson "was as Australian as North Sea cod and peas".

I, myself, have no fear.
There is no rear end assailant I fear.

In my fight for freedom I'll take on all comers!

Too right! I believe little Johnny will
unveil a bronze of Simpson in the act,
next *ANZAC day.
BTW, I believe the name of the donkey
was "AUSSIE"
(*ANZAC = Aussies Near Zero Actual Comprehension)

Irony is overwhelmed by horror and injustice: there was no terrorist bastion in Iraq prior to the U.S. occupation; and it is the U.S. occupation that has provided Iran and Iraq Islamic dogma to find common cause. History will see the Bush administration's actions for what they are: cynical opportunism gone awry.

When you look at her face and can't be sure
it isn't John Howard you are gazing at,
it is time to give her a miss.

Given that Americans are notorious for handing out "awards" to themselves for just about anything you can imagine, I think we can judge for ourselves just what the PM's little trophy is really worth... ZIP! Our PM a "public servant"???? More like a public health hazard!

The latest revelations (and those annoying facts just keep on being exposed!) prove that Australia was secretly well aware of the systemic abuse of Iraqi captives by their US captors at Abu Ghraib and elsewhere. But, being slaves to our weasle PM's delusions of grandeur, we simply puckered up and gave the PM's insane mentor George W Shrubbery yet another enthusiastic blow-job.

It's a simple fact that Iraqis have more in common with Iranians than they do with the USA. It's a natural outcome of the US invasion that the two countries establish their common bond against a common foe.

The PM's a man!?

Yes, the Iranians have Ostrichlia
surrounded by nuke-armed warships
and their giant bombers fly over
every few minutes, and if it was
not for the efforts expended by
our brave boys at the Malabar front
and the Giant GST batteries aimed
threateningly in their direction,
the filthy ragheads would be defiling
our pure aryan virgins, ripping their
flimsy undergarments from their soft
desirable bodies, ravishing them with
enormous engorged foreign organs of
generation, pumping into tight, wet
little...

Stop knocking our PM!
He is a decent hard working Man who has represented our Cuntry the way it ought be represented.

A.Bolt

So do I!

Take it easy!
(I think you are hyperventilating)
I'm sure he got it.

I think the wrong guy got shot!

If s/he/it ever turns up, I'll drop you a line (She-it! get it, get it, do you get it?)

I have always hoped that the little
non-core maggot would be strangled
by his own intestines when they
could not stand the shame of it
all, anymore.

Don't worry about it: once the Iran/Iraq Shi'a islamic alliance picks up speed, those poor dumb fuck marines (i.e. mainly stiffed reservists and dipshit kitchen hands) will be chased into the fucken sea!

Aussies should be chanting "raindrops keep falling on our heads' like the pack of memory-deficient merinos they are! Pack em into one of those "live export' death ships to fucken Iraq!

i don't much care for the slippery fucken bastard either!

Historically, the USA has always backed its economic clout with its military dominance... and its always about the MONEY!

What would happen to the wine after
Jesus uses it to baste your pecker?

My god is cuddly and warm.
I can speak to it any time...it will always answer my prayers!

They put it on the cross and still they couldn't kill him.

Oh LordyLordyLordy Jesus baste my pecker in fine wine and give me ye olde women of old...Rachel and that whore Jezebel.

I stagger eyeless in Gaza looking for the Jewish prick now...

More and more, democracy has come
to mean MORONocracy. As the feeble
minded become the new force in the
nation.

I say it's a poem of the modern age;
rhyme and reason explode in a cacophony of oragsmic delight.

And then the mess, the consequences...
Perhaps a future reference to the problems in Iraq?

Obviously our anonymous poet was day dreaming a reality that is entirely true in our media saturated world of naked, lubricated, buxom, and svelte wenches...

Meanwhile my class is calling and now I must go.

Professor Magoo
Cumbridge Uni

Spot on Tom!

The next model comes with a six-speed
gear cluster for sporty dullards.

Are the JWs offering "Life of Brian" now?

BTW - I have no gripe with lilies of
the field and Brian made a good point
when he mentioned them (and the birds).
Although the point would be lost on the
raving neocon ratbags.

That was confusing! I don't use
IE (Internet Explorer).
But if I did, why would that make
me a bludger?

Like you they don't have jobs
IE Bludgers!!

No thanks. Stick it up your arse. I'll have a copy of Life Of Brian though.

Well consider the birds then....

Hysterical Hebeys refuse to give up their beach front villas to impoverished Palestinians!

All those Jewish Bums in Gaza need a good shave and then give them the bums rush right the fuck out of there!

Disgruntled Viewer